Chapter II.

Mr. Silk WAS a two-legged gentleman.

My second marriage WOULD have been happy, but my husband met with a distressing accident, which necessitated an amputation of his right leg of his wrong leg. So the collection increased.

In spite of all my precautions, Mr. Silk’s shoes would often be left pointing toward the bed.[E] How I suffered! At last Mr. Silk died. The day after the funeral, I made a procession of all the shoes—