"RATTLESNAKE JACK."
"Rattlesnake Jack" was about the last man I worked with as a partner playing three-card monte. His right name was Jackson McGee. He was born and raised in the mountains of Virginia, and spent much of his early life catching snakes, which he would sell to showmen, who gave him the name of "Rattlesnake Jack." He was over fifty years of age, and weighed about 160 pounds, at the time he and I worked together. He was a good talker, and had but few equals at throwing the three cards. He looked like the greenest sort of a backwoodsman when he had his "make-up" on. He was not the bravest man in the world, but he was not afraid of snakes, and could make some good big bluffs with his long six-shooter. He is now living in West Virginia with his family, and no one would think, to see him, that he used to catch rattlesnakes for a living, or played three-card monte with old Devol. He has a beautiful daughter, who is highly accomplished, and Jack is proud of her.
Old Jack and I were on board of the steamer Natchez one Saturday night, coming out of New Orleans, and she had a large number of passengers on board. We did not see any good monte suckers, so I opened up a game of rouge-et-noir and did a fair business until 11 o'clock; then I closed up and went to the bar, where I met a gentleman I had often seen on the packets. He knew me and my business, for he had seen me play monte several times. He invited me to join him in a drink, and then laughingly said:
"Devol, how is the old business, anyway?"
I laughed back, saying: "Oh, it's just so-so; but let's take another drink."
He accepted, and while we were drinking, old "Rattlesnake Jack" walked up and said to the barkeeper:
"Mister, how much you ax fur a dram o' liquor?"
The barkeeper told him 15 cents.
"Fifteen cents?" says Jack. "Wall, now! Up whar I live you can get a dram for 5 cents; but let's have her, even if she does cost 15 cents. I reckon as how it must be perty good."
The barkeeper set him out a small glass and a bottle. Jack looked at the glass, picked it up, and stuck his finger in it, then set it down and said:
"Say, mister, do you call a little thing like that a 15 cent dram o' liquor?"
The barkeeper told him he did. Jack filled the glass full, saying:
"Up whar I live they give you a tin cup when you take a dram."
He pulled out a roll about the size of a "boarding house pillow" to pay for the drink, and the smallest bill he had was $100. That made my friend open his eyes, and he whispered to me:
"Devol, he would be a good subject for you."
I replied, "Yes; and I am going to have some of that money before
I go to bed."
My friend then turned to Jack and said: "Old boy, where do you come from?"
"I used to live in Greenups," replied Jack.
"Where in the world is Greenups?"
"Wall, Greenups is up nigh the Big Sandy."
As I was born in the part of the country, and knew something about the people, I asked Jack if he was one of those fellows who made the counterfeit half-dollars on the Big Sandy. He laughed and said:
"No; but I'd spent more'n a half-bushel of 'em for dames afore they got on to 'em."
I then asked Jack where he was bound for, and he replied;
"Wall, you see I sold my farm up on 'Sandy' for a perty big pile, and pap writ me to come out whar he lives in Texas and buy another; so I'm just goin' out to see pap, and if I likes it out thar, I reckon as how I'll stay."
My friend then asked him if he would not join us in a drink.
"I'll jine yer in a dram; but I'll be gol darned if you don't look just like a chap what dinkered me out of $1,000 when I got off at Cincinnati to see the town; but he wasn't so big."
That made my friend laugh. He asked Jack how he lost his money.
"Wall, I'll tell yers. I went into a place what thar was a big glass full of beer painted on the winder to get a dram, and a nice- looking chap got talking to me, and perty soon he asked me to have a dram along with him. Then another fellar what was thar, he axed us if we ever played Rock-mountain euchre. He had some tickets, and he would jumble 'em up, and then we would bet yer on 'em. This nice-looking chap he bet him, and he win $500. Wall, I just planked down my money, and the fellar win it; but he gave me the tickets for a dram, and I'm goin' to take 'em out what pap lives—but I won't tell pap I lost anything, fur he don't know how much I got fur my farm."
My friend said, "Why, Devol, he has been playing three-card monte."
I told him not to give me away, and I would get the fellow to play the game for us. Then I said to old Jack:
"What are you going to do with the tickets when you get out to
Texas?"
"Wall, I'm goin' to larn 'em, and when I get out to pap's I'll win all the money them gol-darned cow-boys hev got."
"Do you think you can learn them well enough to win their money?"
"Oh, yes; I'm larnen 'em all the time, and sometimes I can mix 'em up so I fool myself."
My friend thought he must help me, so he invited us to join him in another drink.
Old Jack said: "Wall, I don't care if I do."
After getting another dram into old Jack I asked him if he would show us the tickets. He said:
"Yes, but you mustn't spile 'em, fur I want to keep 'em perty till
I git out war pap lives."
He then pulled out a leather pouch, opened it, took out a handkerchief, unfolded it very carefully, and produced the three cards. My friend shrugged his shoulders and laughed. I asked old Jack to show us how he played the game, when he said:
"I can't show yer so good without a table."
I told him there was a nice table in the barber shop, and invited him to go back. He consented, so we were soon in the shop seated around the table, and Jack began to throw the cards. My friend was very attentive, for he was sure I would win the old fellow's money, and he did not want to miss any of the fun.
I told Jack I would bet him the drinks I could turn up the ticket with the boy on it.
He said: "Wall, look here. I've got the name of bein' the spunkyest fellar up at Greenups'. I never 'lowed any man to back me down fur a dram, or two drams, either."
He mixed them up; I turned the wrong card and lost. Then Jack laughed so loud and long that it attracted the attention of everybody that was awake on the boat, and quite a number of gentlemen came in to see the fun.
When Jack recovered from his big laugh, he said:
"I knowed yer would miss it."
I called for the drinks, and then told my friend I did not want to turn the right card until I could get a big bet.
After we drank our liquor, I began bantering old Jack to bet me some money, but he did not want anything but drams. I kept on playing him, and finally he said:
"I'll go yer once for $5, anyhow."
I told him to put up. I turned and lost again.
Then old Jack rolled off his chair and roared so loud that I was afraid he would wake up all the passengers on the boat. The room was soon full of people, and every one was crowding around to get a look at the old fool that was making so much noise.
Jack ordered the drinks, saying:
"You fellars think I haint got no sense, but I'll bet yer's long's
I's got two kerds to yer's one."
While old Jack was paying the barkeeper for the drams I put a pencil mark on the boy ticket, and my friend saw me do it.
I then offered to make another bet.
Old Jack said: "I'll bet $10 this time."
I told him to put up, and he did. Then I replied:
"I will raise you $500," and I put up the amount in my friend's hands.
"What's that? What yer put up $500 agin my $10 for?"
My friend told him he would have to put up $500 more, or he would lose his $10.
"Wall, I'll be gol darned; I haint goin' to be backed out, fur if the boys in Greenups would hear on't they wouldn't speak to me when I go back thar."
He put up $500 more, then mixed the cards, and I turned the winner. Everybody roared with laughter. Old Jack turned around, looked at the crowd for a moment, then said:
"You fellars kin laugh at me just's much as yer like, but I don't 'low no man to back me down."
He then told the barkeeper to bring him a dram.
I said to my friend: "That old fool will lose all his money before he gets to Texas, and I may as well have it as any one else."
He replied: "Yes; and I'm going to have some of it myself."
He then insisted on making a bet. I told him to make a good big one, as the old fellow was getting too drunk to handle his cards, and he might fall over and stop the game.
My friend then ordered the drinks, thinking, no doubt, that if he would treat, old Jack would bet more liberally with him.
When the bystanders saw Jack take another of those big drams, some of them remarked:
"Those gamblers have that old fellow so drunk they will win all of his money before they let him go. It's a shame, and we ought to stop it."
My friend offered to bet $500, when old Jack said:
"Boys, I'm drinking, and I don't care, fur my spunk's up, and I'd just's soon bet her all the first bet; them tarnal fellers guzzled me out of $1,000 in Cincinnater, and I wants ter get even." So saying he pulled out his big roll, slammed it down on the table, and said:
"Thar's my pile, and you fellars darn't cover her."
I whispered to my friend, telling him that now was the time. Then
I asked Jack how much he had in the roll. He said:
"Wall, I don't know; I had $7,000 when I left Greenups, and I lost $1,000 in Cincinnater and what yer win just now, so I reckon I've got nigh onto $6,000."
I requested one of the bystanders to count the money, which he did, and found it to be just $5,500. My friend had $3,400, and I put up the balance.
I told him to turn the card, as he had up the most.
Old Jack mixed them up, but he was so drunk he could hardly pick up a card. My friend could hardly wait for Jack to say ready before he dove in and grabbed the one with the spot on it, but when he turned it over he saw it was not the one with the boy on it.
Old Jack snatched the money from the gentleman that was holding stakes, and shoved it down into his pockets. Then turning to the crowd, he said:
"Wall, why don't yer's laugh now?"
They did laugh, for most of them felt like it. Old Jack joined in, and laughed louder than any of them, and then turning around to the table, he began looking for his precious tickets. He had put them in his pocket without any one seeing him, but pretended he was ruined if he could not find them. I told him the barkeeper had some just like them, and I would go and get them for him. That quieted him down, and he said:
"Wall, if I kin get t'others I don't care, fur I wanted to show 'em to pap when I gets out thar in Texas."
I went to the bar, as though I had gone for the cards, and returned with them. Old Jack laughed when he saw them, saying:
"Wall, I be gol-darned if they haint just like t'others."
I gave Jack the new set, but I turned up a corner on the boy card so every one could see it. Then I told him to mix them up, and I would make him a bet of a $1,000. We put up the money; I turned and won. Then the bystanders began to take more interest in the game than ever, and the fun began again. One fat gentleman crowded in and wanted to bet. I said:
"Boys, let us make up a pony purse, and we will all bet on the same card." My friend wanted to get into the same party, but did not have any ready cash, so he asked me for a loan, offering his watch and diamond as security. I let him have $1,000, which he put up. The fat gent put up $1,300, and another man put in $400. I put up $1,000, which made the purse $3,700. Old Jack was very drunk, but he got up his money someway, and then began to mix. We picked on the fat gentleman to do the turning. He took his time, as most fat men do, but when he turned the card it was the wrong one, so we lost all our money. Just then some one yelled out:
"Sold again and got the money."
That broke up the little game, and old Jack said:
"Boys, come and take a dram with me, and then I'll go to bed."
We all went to the bar, and when Jack took his big dram I noticed that he drank out of a different bottle from the rest of us. He then went to his room, and in a short time I went to look for him, but I did not find him in his room. He was up in the texas eating up the officers' lunch.
My friend said he would send me the money to redeem his jewelry by the barkeeper the next trip. As I had downed him for $3,400 in cash I gave him his jewelry on his promise. He did not keep it, and well I knew he would not. The next time I met him he said nothing about the $1,000, so I told him he did not owe me anything, as I got one-half of what he lost, and that I had sent out West and got "Rattlesnake Jack" on purpose to down him at the old game that he knew so well. That made him mad, and he would never speak to me after that, and that nearly broke my heart.