DIME DIALECT SPEAKER, No. 23.
Dat’s wat’s de matter,
The Mississippi miracle,
Ven te tide cooms in,
Dose lams vot Mary haf got,
Pat O’Flaherty on woman’s rights,
The home rulers, how they “spakes,”
Hezekiah Dawson on Mothers-in-law,
He didn’t sell the farm,
The true story of Franklin’s kite,
I would I were a boy again,
A pathetic story,
All about a bee,
Scandal,
A dark side view,
Te pesser vay,
On learning German,
Mary’s shmall vite lamb,
A healthy discourse,
Tobias so to speak,
Old Mrs. Grimes,
A parody,
Mars and cats,
Bill Underwood, pilot,
Old Granley,
The pill peddler’s oration,
Widder Green’s last words,
Latest Chinese outrage,
The manifest destiny of the Irishman,
Peggy McCann,
Sprays from Josh Billings,
De circumstances ob de sitiwation,
Dar’s nuffin new under de sun,
A Negro religious poem,
That violin,
Picnic delights,
Our candidate’s views,
Dundreary’s wisdom,
Plain language by truthful Jane,
My neighbor’s dogs,
Condensed Mythology,
Pictus,
The Neraides,
Legends of Attica,
The stove-pipe tragedy,
A doketor’s drubbles,
The coming man,
The Illigant affair at Muldoon’s,
That little baby round the corner,
A genewine inference,
An invitation to the bird of liberty,
The crow,
Out west.