ILLUSTRATIONS.
[Gee, My Ideas of an Orphan Home Got a Shock.]
[The Way Freshmen Do in College When They’re Being Murdered.]
[Gosh, But I Never Had Such an Excursion.]
[Grabbed the Balloon Rope and Gave it a Hitch Around the Pole.]
[Any Man That Lays Hands on the Government Mail Can Be Imprisoned for Life for Treason.]
[Hit the Chief of Police With a Bottle.]
[They Pulled Me Through the Forty-Foot Gun to Swab it Out.]
[When it Exploded the Jap Was the Scaredest Person I Ever Saw.]
[The Boss of the Boat Ordered Me Pulled Out With a Boat Hook.]
[I Am Thy Father’s Ghost—Come on in, the Water’s Fine.]
[The Captain Got Upon a Chair and Pulled a Revolver and Was Going to Shoot.]
[I Gave Him a Squeeze That Sent a Shock Through Him That Loosened His Teeth.]
[Pa’s Face Was Scratched So They Sent Him to the Pest House.]
[After Pa Had Been Ducked in the Fountain They Charged for Two Ducks He Killed by Falling on Them.]
[The Fireworks Went Off. The Woman Threw a Fit and Pa Raised Out of the Smoke.]
[Up She Went With the Inventor Steering and Pa Hanging on for Dear Life.]
[Pa Gave a Honk Honk Like an Auto, But the Lion Wasn’t Frightened So You Would Notice.]
[When Pa Found the Snake Coiled Up on His Blanket He Threw a Fit.]
[Looking Him Square in the Face I began to Chant, Ene-Mene-Miny-Mo.]
[Pa Made a Lunge and Fell on Top of the Little Elephant, Which Began to Make a Noise Like a Baby.]
[“There’s Your Lions, About a Dozen, Captured Down in That Hole; Help Yourselves,” Said Pa.]
[“Get in There, You Measly Cur Dog,” Said Pa, Kicking the Big Lion at Every Jump.]
[All He Had to Do Was Play “Supper is Now Ready in the Dining Car.”]
[Some of Those Negroes are Running Yet, and Will, No Doubt, Come Out at Cairo, Egypt.]
[Pa Had to Put His Foot on Their Necks and Acknowledge Him Their King and Protector.]
Peck’s Bad Boy in an Airship.