CHAPTER XXXI. — AT DELMONICO’S.
Lawrence Newt had watched with the warmest sympathy the rapid development of the friendship between Amy Waring and Hope Wayne. He aided it in every way. He called in the assistance of Arthur Merlin, who was in some doubt whether his devotion to his art would allow him to desert it for a moment. But as the doubt only lasted while Lawrence Newt was unfolding a plan he had of reading books aloud with the ladies—and—in fact, a great many other praiseworthy plans which all implied a constant meeting with Miss Waring and Miss Wayne, Mr. Merlin did not delay his co-operation in all Mr. Newt’s efforts.
And so they met at Amy Waring’s house very often and pretended to read, and really did read, several books together aloud. Ostensibly poetry was pursued at the meetings of what Lawrence Newt called the Round Table.
“Why not? We have our King Arthur, and our Merlin the Enchanter,” he said.
“A speech from Mr. Merlin,” cried Amy, gayly, while Hope looked up from her work with encouraging, queenly eyes. Arthur looked at them eagerly.
“Oh, Diana! Diana!” he thought, but did not say. That was the only speech he made, and nobody heard it.
The meetings of the Round Table were devoted to poetry, but of a very practical kind. It was pure romance, but without any thing technically romantic. Mrs. Waring often sat with the little party, and, as she worked, talked with Lawrence Newt of earlier days—“days when you were not born, dears,” she said, cheerfully, as if to appropriate Mr. Newt. And whenever she made this kind of allusion Amy’s work became very intricate indeed, demanding her closest attention. But Hope Wayne, remembering her first evening in his society, raised her eyes again with curiosity, and as she did so Lawrence smiled kindly and gravely, and his eyes hung upon hers as if he saw again what he had thought never to see; while Hope resolved that she would ask him under what circumstances he had known Pinewood. But the opportunity had not yet arrived. She did not wish to ask before the others. There are some secrets that we involuntarily respect, while we only know that they are secrets.
The more Arthur Merlin saw of Hope Wayne the more delighted he was to think how impossible it was for him, in view of his profound devotion to his art, to think of beautiful women in any other light than that of picturesque subjects.
“Really, Mr. Newt,” Arthur said to him one evening as they were dining together at Delmonico’s—which was then in William Street—“if I were to paint a picture of Diana when she loved Endymion—a picture, by-the-by, which I intend to paint—I should want to ask Miss Wayne to sit to me for the principal figure. It is really remarkable what a subdued splendor there is about her—Diana blushing, you know, as it were—the moon delicately veiled in cloud. It would be superb, I assure you.”
Lawrence Newt smiled—he often smiled—as he wiped his mouth, and asked,
“Who would you ask to sit for Endymion?”
“Well, let me see,” replied Arthur, cheerfully, and pondering as if to determine who was exactly the man. It was really beautiful to see his exclusive enthusiasm for his art. “Let me see. How would it do to paint an ideal figure for Endymion?”
“No, no,” said Lawrence Newt, laughing; “art must get its ideal out of the real. I demand a good, solid, flesh-and-blood Endymion.”
“I can’t just think of any body,” replied Arthur Merlin, musingly, looking upon the floor, and thinking so intently of Hope, in order to image to himself a proper Endymion, that he quite forgot to think of the candidates for that figure.
“How would my young friend Hal Battlebury answer?” asked Lawrence Newt.
“Oh, not at all,” replied Arthur, promptly; “he’s too light, you know.”
“Well, let me see,” continued the other, “what do you think of that young Southerner, Sligo Moultrie, who was at Saratoga? I used to think he had some of the feeling for Hope Wayne that Diana wanted in Endymion, and he has the face for a picture.”
“Oh, he’s not at all the person. He’s much too dark, you see,” answered Arthur, at once, with remarkable readiness.
“There’s Alfred Dinks,” said Lawrence Newt, smiling.
“Pish!” said Arthur, conclusively.
“Really, I can not think of any body,” returned his companion, with a mock gravity that Arthur probably did not perceive. The young artist was evidently very closely occupied with the composition of his picture. He half-closed his eyes, as if he saw the canvas distinctly, and said,
“I should represent her just lighting upon the hill, you see, with a rich, moist flush upon her face, a cold splendor just melting into passion, half floating, as she comes, so softly superior, so queenly scornful of all the world but him. Jove! it would make a splendid picture!”
Lawrence Newt looked at his friend as he imagined the condescending Diana. The artist’s face was a little raised as he spoke, as if he saw a stately vision. It was rapt in the intensity of fancy, and Lawrence knew perfectly well that he saw Hope Wayne’s Endymion before him. But at the same moment his eye fell upon his nephew Abel sitting with a choice company of gay youths at another table. There was instantly a mischievous twinkle in Lawrence Newt’s eye.
“Eureka! I have Endymion.”
Arthur started and felt a half pang, as if Lawrence Newt had suddenly told him of Miss Wayne’s engagement. He came instantly out of the clouds on Latinos, where he was dreaming.
“What did you say?” asked he.
“Why, of course, how dull I am! Abel will be your Endymion, if you can get him.”
“Who is Abel?” inquired Arthur.
“Why, my nephew, Abel Don Juan Pelham Newt, of Grand Street, and Boniface Newt, Son, & Company, Dry Goods on Commission, Esquire,” replied Lawrence Newt, with perfect gravity.
Arthur looked at him bewildered.
“Don’t you know my nephew, Abel Newt?”
“No, not personally. I’ve heard of him, of course.”
“Well, he’s a very handsome young man; and though he be dark, he may also be Endymion. Why not? Look at him; there he sits. ‘Tis the one just raising the glass to his lips.”
Lawrence Newt bent his head as he spoke toward the gay revelers, who sat, half a dozen in number, and the oldest not more than twenty-five, all dandies, all men of pleasure, at a neighboring table spread with a profuse and costly feast. Abel was the leader, and at the moment Arthur Merlin and Lawrence Newt turned to look he was telling some anecdote to which they all listened eagerly, while they sipped the red wine of France, poured carefully from a bottle reclining in a basket, and delicately coated with dust. Abel, with his glass in his hand and the glittering smile in his eye, told the story with careless grace, as if he were more amused with the listeners’ eagerness than with the anecdote itself. The extreme gayety of his life was already rubbing the boyish bloom from his face, but it developed his peculiar beauty more strikingly by removing that incongruous innocence which belongs to every boyish countenance.
As he looked at him, Arthur Merlin was exceedingly impressed by the air of reckless grace in his whole appearance, which harmonized so entirely with his face. Lawrence Newt watched his friend as the latter gazed at Abel. Lawrence always saw a great deal whenever he looked any where. Perhaps he perceived the secret dissatisfaction and feeling of sudden alarm which, without any apparent reason, Arthur felt as he looked at Abel.
But the longer Arthur Merlin looked at Abel the more curiously perplexed he was. The feeling which, if he had not been a painter so utterly devoted to his profession that all distractions were impossible, might have been called a nascent jealousy, was gradually merged in a half-consciousness that he had somewhere seen Abel Newt before, but where, and under what circumstances, he could not possibly remember. He watched him steadily, puzzling himself to recall that face.
Suddenly he clapped his hand upon the table. Lawrence Newt, who was looking at him, saw the perplexity of his expression smooth itself away; while Arthur Merlin, with an “oh!” of surprise, satisfaction, and alarm, exclaimed—and his color changed—
“Why, it’s Manfred in the Coliseum!”
Lawrence Newt was confounded. Was Arthur, then, not deceiving himself, after all? Did he really take an interest in all these people only as a painter, and think of them merely as subjects for pictures?
Lawrence Newt was troubled. He had seen in Arthur with delight what he supposed the unconscious beginnings of affection for Hope Wayne. He had pleased himself in bringing them together—of course Amy Waring must be present too when he himself was, that any tête-à-tête which arose might not be interrupted—and he had dreamed the most agreeable dreams. He knew Hope—he knew Arthur—it was evidently the hand of Heaven. He had even mentioned it confidentially to Amy Waring, who was profoundly interested, and who charitably did the same offices for Arthur with Hope Wayne that Lawrence Newt did for the young candidates with her. The conversation about the picture of Diana had only confirmed Lawrence Newt in his conviction that Arthur Merlin really loved Hope Wayne, whether he himself knew it or not.
And now was he all wrong, after all? Ridiculous! How could he be?
He tried to persuade himself that he was not. But he could not forget how persistently Arthur had spoken of Hope only as a fine Diana; and how, after evidently being struck with Abel Newt, he had merely exclaimed, with a kind of suppressed excitement, as if he saw what a striking picture he would make, “Manfred in the Coliseum!”
Lawrence Newt drank a glass of wine, thoughtfully. Then he smiled inwardly.
“It is not the first time I have been mistaken,” thought he. “I shall have to take Amy Waring’s advice about it.”
As he and his friend passed the other table, on their way out, Abel nodded to his uncle; and as Arthur Merlin looked at him carefully, he was very sure that he saw the person whose face so singularly resembled that of Manfred’s in the picture he had given Hope Wayne.
“I am all wrong,” thought Lawrence Newt, ruefully, as they passed out into the street.
“Abel Newt, then, is Hope Wayne’s somebody,” thought Arthur Merlin, as he took his friend’s arm.
CHAPTER XXXII. — MRS. THEODORE KINGFISHER AT HOME. On dansera.
Society stared when it beheld Miss Hope Wayne entering the drawing-room of Mrs. Theodore Kingfisher.
“Really, Miss Wayne, I am delighted,” said Mrs. Kingfisher, with a smile that might have been made at the same shop with the flowers that nodded over it.
Mrs. Kingfisher’s friendship for Miss Wayne and her charming aunt consisted in two pieces of pasteboard, on which was printed, in German text, “Mrs. Theodore Kingfisher, St. John’s Square,” which she had left during the winter; and her pleasure at seeing her was genuine—not that she expected they would solace each other’s souls with friendly intercourse, but that she knew Hope to be a famous beauty who had held herself retired until now at the very end of the season, when she appeared for the first time at her ball.
This reflection secured an unusually ardent reception for Mrs. Dagon, who followed Mrs. Dinks’s party, and who, having made her salutation to the hostess, said to Mr. Boniface Newt, her nephew, who accompanied her,
“Now I’ll go and stand by the pier-glass, so that I can rake the rooms. And, Boniface, mind, I depend upon your getting me some lobster salad at supper, with plenty of dressing—mind, now, plenty of dressing.”
Perched like a contemplative vulture by the pier, Mrs. Dagon declined chairs and sofas, but put her eye-glass to her eyes to spy out the land. She had arrived upon the scene of action early. She always did.
“I want to see every body come in. There’s a great deal in watching how people speak to each other. I’ve found out a great many things in that way, my dear, which were not suspected.”
Presently a glass at the other end of the room that was bobbing up and down and about at everybody and thing—at the ceiling, and the wall, and the carpet—discovering the rouge upon cheeks whose ruddy freshness charmed less perceptive eyes—reducing the prettiest lace to the smallest terms in substance and price—detecting base cotton with one fell glance, and the part of the old dress ingeniously furbished to do duty as new—this philosophic and critical glass presently encountered Mrs. Dagon’s in mid-career. The two ladies behind the glasses glared at each other for a moment, then bowed and nodded, like two Chinese idols set up on end at each extremity of the room.
“Good-evening, dear, good Mrs. Winslow Orry,” said the smiling eyes of Mrs. Dagon to that lady. “How doubly scraggy you look in that worn-out old sea-green satin!” said the smiling old lady to herself.
“How do, darling Mrs. Dagon?” said the responsive glance of Mrs. Orry, with the most gracious effulgence of aspect, as she glared across the room—inwardly thinking, “What a silly old hag to lug that cotton lace cape all over town!”
People poured in. The rooms began to swarm. There was a warm odor of kid gloves, scent-bags, and heliotrope. There was an incessant fluttering of fans and bobbing of heads. One hundred gentlemen said, “How warm it is!” One hundred ladies of the highest fashion answered, “Very.” Fifty young men, who all wore coats, collars, and waistcoats that seemed to have been made in the lump, and all after the same pattern, stood speechless about the rooms, wondering what under heaven to do with their hands. Fifty older married men, who had solved that problem, folded their hands behind their backs, and beamed vaguely about, nodding their heads whenever they recognized any other head, and saying, “Good-evening,” and then, after a little more beaming, “How are yer?” Waiters pushed about with trays covered with little glasses of lemonade and port-sangaree, which offered favorable openings to the unemployed young men and the married gentlemen, who crowded along with a glass in each hand, frightening all the ladies and begging every body’s pardon.
All the Knickerbocker jewels glittered about the rooms. Mrs. Bleecker Van Kraut carried not less than thirty thousand dollars’ worth of diamonds upon her person—at least that was Mrs. Orry’s deliberate conclusion after a careful estimate. Mrs. Dagon, when she heard what Mrs. Orry said, merely exclaimed, “Fiddle! Anastatia Orry can tell the price of lutestring a yard because Winslow Orry failed in that business, but she knows as much of diamonds as an elephant of good manners.”
The Van Kraut property had been bowing about the drawing-rooms of New York for a year or two, watched with palpitating hearts and longing eyes. Until that was disposed of, nothing else could win a glance. There were several single hundreds of thousands openly walking about the same rooms, but while they were received very politely, they were made to feel that two millions were in presence and unappropriated, and they fell humbly back.
Fanny Newt, upon her debut in society, had contemplated the capture of the Van Kraut property; but the very vigor with which she conducted the campaign had frightened the poor gentleman who was the present member for that property, in society, so that he shivered and withdrew on the dizzy verge of a declaration; and when he subsequently encountered Lucy Slumb, she was immediately invested with the family jewels.
“Heaven save me from a smart woman!” prayed Bleecker Van Kraut; and Heaven heard and kindly granted his prayer.
Presently, while the hot hum went on, and laces, silks, satins, brocades, muslins, and broadcloth intermingled and changed places, so that Arthur Merlin, whom Lawrence Newt had brought, declared the ball looked like a shot silk or a salmon’s belly—upon overhearing which, Mrs. Bleecker Van Kraut, who was passing with Mr. Moultrie, looked unspeakable things—the quick eyes of Fanny Newt encountered the restless orbs of Mrs. Dinks.
Alfred had left town for Boston on the very day on which Hope Wayne had learned the story of her engagement. Neither his mother nor Hope, therefore, had had an opportunity of asking an explanation.
“I am glad to see Miss Wayne with you to-night,” said Fanny.
“My niece is her own mistress,” replied Mrs. Dinks, in a sub-acid tone.
Fanny’s eyes grew blacker and sharper in a moment. An Indian whose life depends upon concealment from his pursuer is not more sensitive to the softest dropping of the lightest leaf than was Fanny Newt’s sagacity to the slightest indication of discovery of her secret. There is trouble, she said to herself, as she heard Mrs. Dinks’s reply.
“Miss Wayne has been a recluse this winter,” remarked Fanny, with infinite blandness.
“Yes, she has had some kind of whim,” replied Mrs. Dinks, shaking her shoulders as if to settle her dress.
“We girls have all suspected, you know, of course, Mrs. Dinks,” said Miss Newt, with a very successful imitation of archness and a little bend of the neck.
“Have you, indeed!” retorted Mrs. Dinks, in almost a bellicose manner.
“Why, yes, dear Mrs. Dinks; don’t you remember at Saratoga—you know?” continued Fanny, with imperturbable composure.
“What happened at Saratoga?” asked Mrs. Dinks, with smooth defiance on her face, and conscious that she had never actually mentioned any engagement between Alfred and Hope.
“Dear me! So many things happen at Saratoga,” answered Fanny, bridling like a pert miss of seventeen. “And when a girl has a handsome cousin, it’s very dangerous.” Fanny Newt was determined to know where she was.
“Some girls are very silly and willful,” tartly remarked Mrs. Dinks.
“I suppose,” said Fanny, with extraordinary coolness, continuing the rôle of the arch maid of seventeen—“I suppose, if every thing one hears is true, we may congratulate you, dear Mrs. Dinks, upon an interesting event?” And Fanny raised her bouquet and smelled at it vigorously—at least, she seemed to be doing so, because the flowers almost covered her face, but really they made an ambush from which she spied the enemy, unseen.
The remark she had made had been made a hundred times before to Mrs. Dinks. In fact, Fanny herself had used it, under various forms, to assure herself, by the pleased reserve of the reply which Mrs. Dinks always returned, that the lady had no suspicion that she was mistaken. But this time Mrs. Dinks, whose equanimity had been entirely disturbed by her discovery that Hope was not engaged to Alfred, asked formally, and not without a slight sneer which arose from an impatient suspicion that Fanny knew more than she chose to disclose—
“And pray, Miss Newt, what do people hear? Really, if other people are as unfortunate as I am, they hear a great deal of nonsense.”
Upon which Mrs. Budlong Dinks sniffed the air like a charger.
“I know it—it is really dreadful,” returned Fanny Newt. “People do say the most annoying and horrid things. But this time, I am sure, there can be nothing very vexatious.” And Miss Newt fanned herself with persistent complacency, as if she were resolved to prolong the pleasure which Mrs. Dinks must undoubtedly have in the conversation.
Hitherto it had been the policy of that lady to demur and insinuate, and declare how strange it was, and how gossipy people were, and finally to retreat from a direct reply under cover of a pretty shower of ohs! and ahs! and indeeds! and that policy had been uniformly successful. Everybody said, “Of course Alfred Dinks and his cousin are engaged, and Mrs. Dinks likes to have it alluded to—although there are reasons why it must be not openly acknowledged.” So Field-marshal Mrs. Dinks outgeneraled Everybody. But the gallant young private, Miss Fanny Newt, was resolved to win her epaulets.
As Mrs. Dinks made no reply, and assumed the appearance of a lady who, for her own private and inscrutable reasons, had concluded to forego the prerogative of speech for evermore, while she fanned herself calmly, and regarded Fanny with a kind of truculent calmness that seemed to say, “What are you going to do about that last triumphant move of mine?” Fanny proceeded in a strain of continuous sweetness that fairly rivaled the smoothness of the neck, and the eyes, and the arms of Mrs. Bleecker Van Kraut:
“I suppose there can be nothing very disagreeable to Miss Wayne’s friends in knowing that she is engaged to Mr. Alfred Dinks?”
Alas! Mrs. Dinks, who knew Hope, knew that the time for dexterous subterfuges and misleadings had passed. She resolved that people, when they discovered what they inevitably soon must discover, should not suppose that she had been deceived. So, looking straight into Fanny Newt’s eyes without flinching—and somehow it was not a look of profound affection—she said,
“I was not aware of any such engagement.”
“Indeed!” replied the undaunted Fanny, “I have heard that love is blind, but I did not know that it was true of maternal love. Mr. Dinks’s mother is not his confidante, then, I presume?”
The bad passions of Mr. Dinks’s mother’s heart were like the heathen, and furiously raged together at this remark. She continued the fanning, and said, with a sickly smile,
“Miss Newt, you can contradict from me the report of any such engagement.”
That was enough. Fanny was mistress of the position. If Mrs. Dinks were willing to say that, it was because she was persuaded that it never would be true. She had evidently discovered something. How much had she discovered? That was the next step.
As these reflections flashed through the mind of Miss Fanny Newt, and her cold black eye shone with a stony glitter, she was conscious that the time for some decisive action upon her part had arrived. To be or not to be Mrs. Alfred Dinks was now the question; and even as she thought of it she felt what must be done. She did not depreciate the ability of Mrs. Dinks, and she feared her influence upon Alfred. Poor Mr. Dinks! he was at that moment smoking a cigar upon the forward deck of the Chancellor Livingston steamer, that plied between New York and Providence. Mr. Bowdoin Beacon sat by his side.
“She’s a real good girl, and pretty, and rich, though she is my cousin, Bowdoin. So why don’t you?”
Mr. Beacon, a member of the upper sex, replied, gravely, “Well, perhaps!”
They were speaking of Hope Wayne.
At the same instant also, in Mrs. Kingfisher’s swarming drawing-rooms, looking on at the dancers and listening to the music, stood Hope Wayne, Lawrence Newt, Amy Waring, and Arthur Merlin. They were chatting together pleasantly, Lawrence Newt usually leading, and Hope Wayne bending her beautiful head, and listening and looking at him in a way to make any man eloquent. The painter had been watching for Mr. Abel Newt’s entrance, and, after he saw him, turned to study the effect produced upon Miss Wayne by seeing him.
But Abel, who saw as much in his way as Mrs. Dagon in hers, although without the glasses, had carefully kept in the other part of the rooms. He had planted his batteries before Mrs. Bleecker Van Kraut, having resolved to taste her, as Herbert Octoyne had advised, notwithstanding that she had no flavor, as Abel himself had averred.
But who eats merely for the flavor of the food?
That lady clicked smoothly as Abel, metaphorically speaking, touched her. Louis Wilkottle, her cavalier, slipped away from her he could not tell how: he merely knew that Abel Newt was in attendance, vice Wilkottle, disappeared. So Wilkottle floated about the rooms upon limp pinions for sometime, wondering where to settle, and brushed Fanny Newt in flying.
“Oh! Mr. Wilkottle, you are just the man. Mr. Whitloe, Laura Magot, and I were just talking about Batrachian reptiles. Which are the best toads, the fattest?”
“Or does it depend upon the dressing?” asked Mr. Whitloe.
“Or the quantity of jewelry in the head?” said Laura Magot.
Mr. Wilkottle smiled, bowed, and passed on.
If they had called him an ass—as they were ladies of the best position—he would have bowed, smiled, and passed on.
“An amiable fellow,” said Fanny, as he disappeared; “but quite a remarkable fool.”
Mr. Zephyr Wetherley, still struggling with the hand problem, approached Miss Fanny, and remarked that it was very warm.
“You’re cool enough in all conscience, Mr. Wetherley,” said she.
“My dear Miss Newt, ‘pon honor,” replied Zephyr, beginning to be very red, and wiping his moist brow.
“I call any man cool who would have told St. Lawrence upon the gridiron that he was frying,” interrupted Fanny.
“Oh!—ah!—yes!—on the gridiron! Yes, very good! Ha! ha! Quite on the gridiron—very much so! ‘Tis very hot here. Don’t you think so? It’s quite confusing, like—sort of bewildering. Don’t you think so, Miss Newt?”
Fanny was leveling her black eyes at him for a reply, but Mr. Wetherley, trying to regulate his hands, said, hastily,
“Yes, quite on the gridiron—very!” and rapidly moved off it by moving on.
“Good evenin’, Mrs. Newt,” said a voice in another part of the room. “Good-evenin’, marm. I sez to ma, Now ma, sez I, you’d better go to Mrs. Kingfisher’s ball. Law, pa, sez she, I reckon ‘twill be so werry hot to Mrs. Kingfisher’s that I’d better stay to home, sez she. So she staid. Well, ‘tis dreadful hot, Mrs. Newt. I’m all in a muck. As I was a-puttin’ on my coat, I sez, Now, ma, sez I, I hate to wear that coat, sez I. A man does git so nasty sweaty in a great, thick coat, sez I. Whew! I’m all sticky.”
And Mr. Van Boozenberg worked himself in his garments and stretched his arms to refresh himself.
Mrs. Boniface Newt, to whom he made this oration, had been taught by her husband that Mr. Van Boozenberg was an oaf, but an oaf whose noise was to be listened to with the utmost patience and respect. “He’s a brute, my dear; but what can we do? When I am rich we can get rid of such people.”
On the other hand, Jacob Van Boozenberg had his little theory of Boniface Newt, which, unlike that worthy commission merchant, he did not impart to his ma and the partner of his bosom, but locked up in the vault of his own breast. Mr. Van B. gloried in being what he called a self-made man. He was proud of his nasal twang and his want of grammar, and all amenities and decencies of speech. He regarded them as inseparable from his success. He even affected them in the company of those who were peculiarly elegant, and was secretly suspicious of the mercantile paper of all men who were unusually neat in their appearance, and who spoke their native language correctly. The partner of his bosom was the constant audience of his self-glorification.
A little while before, her lord had returned one day to dinner, and said, with a tone of triumph,
“Well, ma, Gerald Bennet & Co. have busted up—smashed all to pieces. Always knew they would. I sez to you, ma, a hundred times—don’t you remember?—Now, ma, sez I, ‘tain’t no use. He’s been to college, and he talks grammar, and all that; but what’s the use? What’s the use of talkin’ grammar? Don’t help nothin’. A man feels kind o’ stuck up when he’s been to college. But, ma, sez I, gi’ me a self-made man—a man what knows werry well that twice two’s four. A self-made man ain’t no time for grammar, sez I. If a man expects to get on in this world he mustn’t be too fine. This is the second time Bennet’s busted. Better have no grammar and more goods, sez I. You remember—hey, ma?”
When, a little while afterward, Mr. Bennet applied for a situation as book-keeper in the bank of which Mr. Van Boozenberg was president, that officer hung, drew, and quartered the English language, before the very eyes of Mr. Bennet, to show him how he despised it, and to impress him with the great truth that he, Jacob Van Boozenberg, a self-made man, who had no time to speak correctly, nor to be comely or clean, was yet a millionaire before whom Wall Street trembled—while he, Gerald Bennet, with all his education, and polish, and care, and scrupulous neatness and politeness, was a poverty-stricken, shiftless vagabond; and what good had grammar done him? The ruined gentleman stood before the president—who was seated in his large armchair at the bank—holding his hat uncertainly, the nervous smile glimmering like heat lightning upon his pale, anxious face, in which his eyes shone with that singular, soft light of dreams.
“Now, Mr. Bennet, I sez to ma this very mornin’—sez I, ‘Ma, I s’pose Mr. Bennet ‘ll be wantin’ a place in our bank. If he hadn’t been so wery fine,’ sez I, ‘he might have got on. He talks be-youtiful grammar, ma,’” said the worthy President, screwing in the taunt, as it were; “‘but grammar ain’t good to eat,’ sez I. ‘He ain’t a self-made man, as some folks is,’ sez I; ‘but I suppose I’ll have to stick him in somewheres,’ sez I—that’s all of it.”
Gerald Bennet winced. Beggars mustn’t be choosers, said he, feebly, in his sad heart, and he thankfully took the broken victuals Jacob Van Boozenberg threw him. But he advised Gabriel, as we saw, to try Lawrence Newt.
Mrs. Newt agreed with Mr. Van Boozenberg that it was very warm.
“I heerd about you to Saratogy last summer, Mrs. Newt; but you ain’t been to see ma since you come home. ‘Ma,’ sez I, ‘why don’t Mrs. Newt call and see us?’ ‘Law, pa,’ sez she, ‘Mrs. Newt can’t call and see such folks as we be!’ sez she. ‘We ain’t fine enough for Mrs. Newt,’” said the great man of Wall Street, and he laughed aloud at the excellent joke.
“Mrs. Van Boozenberg is very much mistaken,” replied Mrs. Newt, anxiously. “I am afraid she did not get my card. I am very sorry. But I hope you will tell her.”
The great Jacob knew perfectly well that Mrs. Newt had called, but he liked to show himself how vast his power was. He liked to see fine ladies in splendid drawing-rooms bowing, down before his ungrammatical throne, and metaphorically kissing his knobby red hand.
“Your son, Abel, seems to enjoy himself werry well, Mrs. Newt,” said Mr. Van Boozenberg, as he observed that youth, in sumptuous array, dancing devotedly with Mrs. Bleecker Van Kraut.
“Oh dear, yes,” replied Mrs. Newt. “But you know what young sons are, Mr. Van Boozenberg.’”
The conversation was setting precisely as that gentleman wished, and as he had intended to direct it.
“Mercy, yes, Mrs. Newt! Ma sez to me, ‘Pa, what a boy Corlear is! how he does spend money!’ And I sez to ma, ‘Ma, he do.’ Tut, tut! The bills. I have to pay for that bay—! I s’pose, now, your Abel don’t lay up no money—ha! ha!”
Mr. Van Boozenberg laughed again, and Mrs. Newt joined, but in a low and rather distressed way, as if it were necessary to laugh, although nothing funny had been said.
“It’s positively dreadful the way he spends money,” replied she. “I don’t know where it will end.”
“Oh ho! it’s the way with all young men, marm. I always sez to ma she needn’t fret her gizzard. Young men will sow their wild oats. Oh, ‘tain’t nothin’. Mr. Newt knows that werry well. Every man do.”
He watched Mrs. Newt’s expression as he spoke. She answered,
“I don’t know about that; but Mr. Newt shakes his head dismally nowadays about something or other, and he’s really grown old.”
In uttering these words Mrs. Newt had sealed the fate of a large offering for discount made that very day by Boniface Newt, Son, & Co.