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| The Admirable Assertiveness of Jilted Jack | [3] |
| The Blatant Brutality of Little Bow Peep | [9] |
| The Commendable Castigation of Old Mother Hubbard | [15] |
| The Discouraging Discovery of Little Jack Horner | [21] |
| The Embarrassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet | [27] |
| The Fearful Finale of the Irascible Mouse | [33] |
| The Gastronomic Guile of Simple Simon | [39] |
| The Harmonious Heedlessness of Little Boy Blue | [47] |
| The Inexcusable Improbity of Tom, the Piper's Son | [53] |
| The Judicious Judgment of Quite Contrary Mary | [59] |
| The Linguistic Languor of Charles Augustus Sprague | [65] |
| The Mysterious Misapprehension Concerning a Man in Our Town | [71] |
| The Opportune Overthrow of Humpty Dumpty | [77] |
| The Preposterous Performance of an Old Lady of Banbury | [83] |
| The Quixotic Quest of Three Blind Mice | [89] |
| The Remarkable Regimen of the Sprat Family | [95] |
| The Singular Sangfroid of Baby Bunting | [101] |
| The Touching Tenderness of King Karl the First | [107] |
| The Unusual Ubiquity of the Inquisitive Gander | [113] |