ILLUSTRATIONS[ Along he comes with some dame he must have kidnapped from the Follies when Ziegfeld was busy countin' up the receipts or somethin'. . . . . . . Frontispiece ][ I struck a match and he tells me they is 9,765,543 of them used in New York every fiscal year. ][ "She's going to marry me, she's going to marry me!" ][ She's knittin' a sweater for me that will prob'ly make me off her for life. ][ "How perfectly sweet! If you two only knew what a pretty picture you make!" ][ "Heavens!" says the vampire. "You must have worked all your life to acquire ignorance, for no one was ever born as stupid as you!" ][ When the dames cast languishing glances at his handsome form, he glared at them like an infuriated turtle. ]