CONTENTS

Foreword by Fannie Hurst[13]
Overture[17]
Prelude[19]
Refrain[21]
Bachelors[23]
First Interlude[27]
True Love—How to know it[35]
Variations[38]
Blondes[42]
Cymbals & Kettle-drums[44]
What Every Woman Wonders[50]
Second Interlude[58]
Brides[63]
Syncopations[66]
Divorces[73]
Third Interlude[75]
Widows[81]
Improvisations[83]
Widowers[89]
Fourth Interlude[92]
Second Marriages[99]
Intermezzo[102]
Woman & Her Infinite Variety [109]
Maxims of Cleopatra[112]
Finale[118]
Curtain[125]



ILLUSTRATIONS

. . . and interrupts him.[23]
Places him on a pedestal . . .[35]
Married to a human being . . . [63]
In remembrance.[73]
Half a love . . .[81]
You may polish him up . . .[89]
A brand new sensation . . .[99]
A man just crawls away . . .[109]