1874.

TO

TOM HOOD, ESQUIRE

THESE VERSES ARE DEDICATED

BY

HIS FRIEND AND WORKFELLOW,

THE AUTHOR.


CONTENTS

[ PREFACE. ]

[ CAROLS OF COCKAYNE. ]

[ THE TWINS. ]

[ UN PAS QUI COÛTE. ]

[ THE GIFT OF THE GAB. ]

[ BEHIND THE SCENES. ]

[ "WITH MUSICAL SOCIETY." ]

[ THINGS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. ]

[ THE OLYMPIC BALL. ]

[ THE TWO AGES. ]

[ STANZAS TO AN INTOXICATED FLY. ]

[ CHIVALRY FOR THE CRADLE. ]

[ CLUMSY SERVANT. ]

[ A NURSERY LEGEND. ]

[ AN ALLEGORY. ]

[ OVER THE WATER. ]

[ AN UNAPPRECIATED CRICHTON. ]

[ ONLY SEVEN. ]

[ SEE-SAW. ]

[ A WILD HUNT. ]

[ A VERY COMMON CHILD. ]

[ CROOKED ANSWERS. ]

[ A BEGGING LETTER. ]

[ A COCKNEY'S EVENING SONG. ]

[ ROMANTIC RECOLLECTIONS. ]

[ THE MAD GRANDPAPA. ]

[ SHABBY-GENTEEL. ]

[ CUPID'S MAMMA. ]

[ THE CRUSADER'S FAREWELL. ]

[ LAYS OF MANY LANDS. ]

[ THE SEASONS. ]

[ BROKEN VOWS. ]

[ WHERE—AND OH! WHERE? ]

[ A FIT OF THE BLUES. ]

[ ROTTEN ROW. ]

[ A LAST RESOURCE. ]

[ WEATHERBOUND IN THE SUBURBS. ]

[ MIDAS. ]

[ TO A TIMID LEECH. ]

[ ANACREONTIC, ]

[ THE HOUSE ON THE TOP OF A HILL. ]

[ MEN I DISLIKE. ]

[ NOT QUITE FAIR. ]

[ WISDOM AND WATER. ]

[ 'TWAS EVER THUS. ]

[ MY SONG. ]

[ BOW BELLS. ]

[ THE PLOT OF A ROMANCE. ]

[ THE SUBJECTS OF SONG. ]

[ AN OLD CYNIC ]

[ THE NIGHTINGALE. ]

[ TO MY BRAIN. ]

[ WANTED, A SINGER. ]

[ ANTICIPATIONS. ]

[ THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES. ]

[ THE OLD WAG. ]

[ ETIQUETTE. ]

[ A PLAIN ANSWER ]

[ IN A HUNDRED YEARS. ]

[ EVENING. ]

[ MY POLITICS. ]

[ THE MISERIES OF GENIUS. ]

[ A DAY FOR WISHING. ]

[ THE DILIGENCE DRIVER. ]

[ THE BALLAD OF THE BARYTONE, ]

[ SONGS OF THE SICK ROOM. ]

[ THE COMPACT, ]

[ THE VISION OF THE ALDERMAN. ]

[ EVENING DRESS. ]

[ WINE. ]

[ MY ULTIMATUM. ]

[ ALL ALONE, ]

[ "OH NIGHTS AND SUPPERS," ETC. ]

[ THE WEATHER. ]

[ "ON CORPULENCE." ]

[ THE MOONLIGHT SONATA. ]

[ OCCASIONAL VERSES. ]

[ CHATEAUX D'ESPAGNE. ]

[ TO A CERTAIN SOMEBODY. ]

[ THE LORD MAYOR'S APOTHEOSIS. ]

[ THE END OF AN OLD YEAR, ]