LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONSHE WAS A LOVELY PET . . . . . . Frontispiece (missing from book)[ WE NEAR LOST TWO PETS ][ "I WISHT SOMEBODY'D TELEGRAPH THAT SON-OF-A-GUNFOR ME" ][ BOB 'UD HOP HIM ][ HIS STYLE OF RIDING ATTRACTED ATTENTION ][ SEARCHING HIS SOUL FOR SOUNDS TO TELL HOW SCART HE WAS ][ GET OFF'N ME! ][ THE AFFAIR WAS AT PRESENT IN THE FORMAL STATE ][ "A WISE AND SUBTLE PIECE OF STRATEGY" ][ "AN ACCOUNT OF MY ADVENTURES" ][ "'HERE'S—YOUR—DEER—KID,' HE GASPED." ][ "JIMMY-HIT-THE-BOTTLE" ][ THE PUNCHERS TO THE RESCUE ][ "HY" SMITH ][ HE'D COME AROUND WITH HIS PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONSTWICE A DAY ][ MIGUEL COULD RUN WHEN HE PUT HIS MIND TO IT ][ "CLEAN WAS NO NAME FOR HIS PERSONAL APPEARANCE" ][ "UP GETS FOXY WITH A SHRIEK AND GALLOPS AROUNDTHE HOUSE" ][ "OLD WINDY USED TO TALK TO THE PIG AS THOUGH THEY'DBEEN RAISED TOGETHER" ][ "HE'D HUMP UP HIS BACK . . . AND RUB AGAINST YOUR LEGS" ][ "NO. DIDN'T WANT FOOD. HEART WAS BROKE" ][ "'HUNGH!' SAYS HE, AND BLINKED HIS EYES SHUT" ][ "THE DOCTOR GOES SAILING INTO THE DRINK" ][ "A HA HA! CUT IN TWO IN THE MIDDLE" ][ "THAT WOOLLY, BLAATIN' FOOL OF A SHEEP" ][ "CHASES HIMSELF OFF TO THE SKY-LINE FOR ANOTHER TRY" ][ "THE DURNED RAM WAS PRANCIN' AWAY" ][ "HE WAS KNOCKED GALLEY-WEST" ][ "THAT PIG LOOKED UP AND SMILED" ][ "AND HOLLER! I WISHT YOU COULD HAVE HEARD THAT PIG" ][ "DONE. EVERLASTINGLY DONE" ][ THROUGH THE GLASS I GOT A BETTER VIEW OF THE POOR DEVILABOUT TO BE STRUNG ][ WE CALLED TO HIM TO HALT, AND HE STOPPED,KIND OF GRINNED AT US AND SAYS: "HELLO!" ][ YES, SIR; THERE HE SAT, AND HE WAS KNITTIN' A PAIR OF SOCKS! ][ TWENTY-FIVE FOOT OF A DROP, CLEAR, TO ICE-WATER—WOW! ][ "WHOOP HER UP, COLIN!" I HOLLERS ]