Franklin Hyde,
Who caroused in the Dirt and was corrected by His Uncle.
His Uncle came on Franklin Hyde
Carousing in the Dirt.
He Shook him hard from Side to Side
And
Hit him till it Hurt,
Exclaiming, with a Final Thud,
“Take
that! Abandoned Boy!
For Playing with Disgusting Mud
As though it were a Toy!”