DRINKING DIRGE

A thousand years ago I used to dine

In houses where they gave me such regale

Of dear companionship and comrades fine

That out I went alone beyond the pale;

And riding, laughed and dared the skies malign

To show me all the undiscovered tale—

But my philosophy’s no more divine,

I put my pleasure in a pint of ale.

And you, my friends, oh! pleasant friends of mine,

Who leave me now alone, without avail,

On Californian hills you gave me wine,

You gave me cider-drink in Longuevaille;

If after many years you come to pine

For comradeship that is an ancient tale—

You’ll find me drinking beer in Dead Man’s Chine.

I put my pleasure in a pint of ale.

In many a briny boat I’ve tried the brine,

From many a hidden harbour I’ve set sail,

Steering towards the sunset where there shine

The distant amethystine islands pale.

There are no ports beyond the far sea-line,

Nor any halloa to meet the mariner’s hail;

I stand at home and slip the anchor-line.

I put my pleasure in a pint of ale.