SAHWAH TO KATHERINE
April 4, 19—.
Dearest K:
You don’t need to think you’re the only one having adventures with your work. Your little old Sahwah is a sure enough grown up young lady now, a real wage-earner, making her little track along the Open Road, and frequently stepping into mud holes and falling flat on her face. I’m “Miss Brewster” now, in a tailored suit and plain shirtwaist, ready to conquer the world with a notebook and typewriter. I finished my course at the business college early in February, and one day while I was in the last stages of completion as a stenographer and nearly ready to have a shipping tag pasted on me in the shape of a graduation certificate, I was summoned into the private office of Mr. Barrett, the head of the school.
I had a chill when the office girl brought me the message. There were only two or three things you were ever sent to Mr. Barrett for. One was failure to pay your tuition; another was doing so poorly in your work that you were a disgrace instead of a credit to the school; another was for “skipping school.” A number of the girls were in the habit of cutting classes after lunch several days in the week and either going to the matinee or running around town with boys from the school. Many complaints about this had come to Mr. Barrett from the teachers, until he got so that he sent for everyone who skipped and read them a stiff lecture. He is a very stern, austere man, and the whole school stands in dread of him.
I went over my list of sins when I was summoned to the office. My tuition was paid up until the end; there was no trouble there. It wouldn’t be my lessons either; for, while I was far from being the eighth wonder of the world on the typewriter, I still had managed to stay in the “A” division since the first. But—here my hair began to stand on end—I had “skipped school” the afternoon before. Slim had come home from college to attend the funeral of his grandfather, and had called me up and invited me to go automobiling with him while he was waiting for his train to go back, and you can guess what happened to Duty. I just naturally skipped school and went with him. It was the first and only time I had skipped in my whole career, but I was evidently going to get my trimmings for it. I went into the office with a sinking heart, for up until this time I had managed to keep in Mr. Barrett’s good graces, and I did pride myself quite a bit on my unreproved state. But I made up my mind to take it like a good sport—I had danced and now I would pay the piper.
Having gone into the office in such a state of mind, I wasn’t prepared for the shock when Mr. Barrett looked up from his desk and greeted me with a (for him) extremely amiable smile.
“Sit down, Miss Brewster,” he said pleasantly, pulling up a chair for me beside his own.
I sat down. It was time, for my knees were giving away under me.
“Miss Brewster,” Mr. Barrett began affably, “I have here”—and he picked up a paper on which he had made some notations—“a call for a stenographer which is a little out of the ordinary line.” He paused to let that sink in.
“Yes, sir,” I murmured respectfully. My heart began to beat freely again. He wasn’t going to lecture me about skipping school!
“Mrs. Osgood Harper,” continued Mr. Barrett crisply, “telephoned me this morning personally, and asked if I had a young lady whom I could send her every day from nine until one to attend to her personal correspondence. She is very particular about the kind of person she wants; it must be someone who is refined and educated, as well as a good stenographer, for a good deal of her work will be social correspondence. She also intimated that the girl must be—er, reasonably good looking.”
He paused a second time and again I said meekly, “Yes, sir.” There didn’t seem to be anything else to say.
“I have carefully considered all the girls in the finishing class,” continued Mr. Barrett, “and you seem to be the only one I could consider for the position. I know Mrs. Harper and know that in some ways she will be hard to work for. But the pay she offers is generous; better than you could do as a beginner in a commercial house, and the hours are excellent, nine to one, leaving your afternoons free. Besides that, there will be the advantage to yourself of coming in contact with such people as the Harpers, and the pleasure of working in such beautiful surroundings. You are a girl who will appreciate such things. You know who the Harpers are, of course?”
I had never heard of them, but I was quite willing to be enlightened. The Harpers, it seemed, were in the first boatload of settlers that landed on our town site; they had since accumulated such a fortune that it made Pike’s Peak look like an ant hill; and no matter what string Mrs. Harper harped on, people were sure to sit still and listen. Now she desired a personal stenographer of maidenly form, and I, Sahwah the Sunfish, had been measured by the awe-inspiring Mr. Barrett and found fit.
My feelings as I came out of the office were far different from those with which I went in. I entered with a guilty droop; I came out with my head in the air. I hadn’t dreamed of getting such a position to start with. I had pictured myself as beginning at the bottom in some big office and slowly working to the top. But to begin my career by doing the private work of Mrs. Osgood Harper! It seemed like some fairy tale. I tried to think of something to say to Mr. Barrett to thank him for having recommended me for the position, but the shock had sent my wits skylarking, and the only thing that came into my head was that song that we used to sing:
“Out of a city of six million people, why did you pick upon me?”
and that, of course, was impossible as a noble sentiment.
The next morning I set out on my Joyous Venture. The Osgood Harpers lived on the Heights in a great colonial house set up high on a hill and approached by long, winding walks. It was more than a mile from the street-car, but I enjoyed the walk through those beautiful estates. I couldn’t have served a tennis ball in any direction without hitting a millionaire.
Mrs. Harper was a stout and tremendously impressive lady about forty years old. She had steely blue eyes that looked right through me until I began to have horrible fears that there was something wrong with my appearance and she would presently say that I would not do at all. But she didn’t; all she said was, “So you are Miss Brewster, are you?” and motioned me to sit down at a writing table.
She had received me in a cozy little sitting room which opened out of her bedroom, and it seemed that this was to be my office. She started right in to lay out my work for me and I didn’t have much time to look around at the beautiful furnishings. The work was far different from anything we had had in school, but very interesting, and I took to it from the start. Mrs. Harper is chairman of countless committees, and secretary of several societies, and there were quantities of notices to send out to committee members, and letters to write to business men soliciting subscriptions to various funds and things like that, all to be written on heavy linen paper of finest quality, bearing the Harper monogram in embossed gold in the upper left-hand corner.
I worked away with a will and the morning hours flew. I would have worked right on past one o’clock without knowing it if there hadn’t been an interruption. Shortly after noon the door opened and a girl of about seventeen walked in. She was extremely pretty; that is, at first glance she was. She was very fair, with bright pink cheeks and big blue eyes. Her yellow hair was plastered down over her forehead in an exaggerated style, and monstrous pearl earrings dangled from her ears. She had evidently just come in from outdoors, for she wore an all mink coat and held a mink cap in her hand. Without a glance in my direction she began chatting to Mrs. Harper in a thin, nasal, high-pitched voice. I dropped my eyes and went on with my work. In a minute I could feel her staring at me.
“Ethel,” said Mrs. Harper, as soon as she could get the floor, “this is Miss Brewster, my stenographer. Miss Brewster, my daughter Ethel.”
I acknowledged the introduction pleasantly; Miss Ethel favored me with another stare, murmured something in an indistinct tone and then immediately turned her back on me and went on talking to her mother. Right then and there my admiration for the “first families” got a setback; I didn’t admire Ethel Harper’s manners, not a little bit. She had “snob” written all over her features. I could see that she classed me with the servants and as such she didn’t trouble herself to be polite to me.
“A lot there is to be gained by associating with her,” I said to myself. “I’ll be just as cool and dignified as possible when she’s around. She won’t get another chance to snub me.”
But in spite of her I was enthusiastic about the position and could hardly wait until I got there the next day. Mrs. Harper went out shortly after I arrived and I worked alone. Ethel Harper came home from school at noon and went through the room on the way to her mother’s, but I rattled away on the typewriter and never looked up. She came out soon and went into her own room, which was on the other side. In about fifteen minutes I heard her call me.
“Miss Brewster!” I stopped typing.
“What is it?” I asked.
“Come here,” she called, and her voice sounded impatient.
I stepped across the hall into her room. She was standing in front of the mirror putting on a ruffled taffeta dress, which she was struggling to adjust.
“Hook me up!” she commanded, without the formality of saying “Please.”
I had it on the end of my tongue to tell her that I was a stenographer, not a lady’s maid, but I remembered “Give Service” in time, and hooked her up without a word. She never even said “Thank you!” She just sat down at her dressing table and began pencilling her eyebrows. Evidently it must have been the maid’s day out, for she called me in again later to pin her collar.
“Have I got too much color on my face?” she asked languidly, dabbing away at her cheeks with some red stuff out of a box in front of her. Then she put carmine on her lips, a sort of whitewash on her nose and forehead and finished it with some pencilled shadows under her eyes. All I could think of was Eeny-Meeny, the time we gave her that coat of war paint.
“What’s that?” asked milady while I was fastening her collar, poking her finger at my Torch Bearer’s pin.
“It’s a Camp Fire pin,” I replied.
“What’s Camp Fire?” she demanded idly.
I explained briefly what Camp Fire was.
“Gee,” said Ethel elegantly, “none of that for mine!” And she picked up her eyebrow pencil again and did a little more frescoing.
I went back to my work in disgust. I was so disappointed in Ethel Harper. I had expected that the daughter of such a fine family would be a real lady in every sense of the word—cultured, genuine, thoroughbred; and she had turned out to be nothing but a cheap imitation—slangy, ill-bred, snobbish, overdressed and made up like an actress. Beyond her pretty, baby doll face there was nothing to her. There wasn’t an ounce of brains in her poor flat head.
And yet, she was tremendously popular in her own snobbish set, as I could gather from conversations around me, and by the invitations she was constantly receiving to festivities. Although she was not formally out in society, I knew that she went out to dances with men very often, when her mother thought that she was spending the night with girl friends. I found that out from telephone conversations Ethel carried on when her mother was out of the way. It was plain to be seen that Ethel had only one ambition in the world, and that was to have a good time, regardless of how she got it.
It wasn’t any of my business, of course, but I couldn’t help wondering what Mrs. Harper would do if she knew about some of Ethel’s little excursions. Mrs. Harper had a flinty sort of nature and you only had to look into those cold eyes of hers to know that it would go hard with anyone who had displeased her. One morning I had a good chance to see her when she was roused. A Cloisonné locket belonging to Mrs. Harper had disappeared from her jewel box and she had accused her maid, Clarice, of taking it. Clarice, frightened out of her wits, was tearfully protesting her innocence, but Mrs. Harper towered over her like a fury, threatening to hand her over to the police. Ethel, sitting in a rocking chair polishing her finger nails, listened indifferently. I felt embarrassed to witness this painful scene and stood irresolute, unable to decide whether to go out or stay, when Mrs. Harper turned to me and said, “Make out a check for Clarice’s wages for the month and deduct twenty-five dollars from it, the value of the locket she stole. Then insert an advertisement in the papers for a new maid.”
Clarice, with a fresh burst of grief, declared again that she knew nothing about the locket, and begged not to be sent away with a black character, because she had a paralyzed sister to support, but Mrs. Harper was unmoved. Out went Clarice, bag and baggage, crying as she went and still declaring her innocence.
“These maids will steal you blind, if you give them a chance,” said Mrs. Harper, still bristling with anger.
“I never did like Clarice,” remarked Ethel with a yawn.
The next day Mrs. Harper went out during the morning and Ethel called me to help her pack her visiting bag. She was going to spend the week-end with a girl friend. No new maid had come to take Clarice’s place as yet, so Ethel took advantage of my not having much work to do for her mother that morning to press me into service.
“I can’t find my wrist watch,” she said as I came in. “I don’t know whether I put it in the bag or not, and I haven’t time to look. Will you look through the bag while I finish dressing?”
I pawed carefully through the bag, and brought to light, not the wrist watch, but the Cloisonné locket, which Mrs. Harper had accused Clarice of taking.
“Why, Ethel,” I said delightedly, “here is your mother’s locket! Clarice didn’t steal it after all. It was down in your bag.”
“I know it was,” said Ethel coolly. “I put it there.”
“You put it there?” I echoed. “Did you find it, then?”
Ethel laughed disagreeably. “I had it all the while,” she said. “I’m going to a dance to-night that mamma doesn’t know anything about, and I’ve set my heart on wearing that locket. Mamma will never let me wear it; it was brought to her from Paris by an old friend that’s dead now, and she’s afraid I’ll lose it. So I just took it out of her jewel box the other day and made her believe Clarice took it.”
“Ethel!” I exclaimed in horror. “How could you? How could you sit there and hear your mother accuse poor Clarice of taking it?”
Ethel shrugged her shoulders. “I never did like Clarice,” she said. “She was an impertinent piece. It served her right. Put the locket back in the bag. I’ve got to start in a minute.”
But I didn’t budge. I stood looking at her until she looked the other way. With all her millions and all her fine connections, I despised Ethel Harper as if she had been a crawling worm. I didn’t want to get mixed up in anything that wasn’t my business, but I had no intention of letting poor Clarice remain under a cloud.
“I’m not going to put it back in the bag,” I replied firmly. “I’m going to take it right back to your mother when she comes home. She must know that it isn’t stolen so she can make things right with Clarice.”
“Don’t you dare tell mamma,” said Ethel furiously. “She’ll kill me if she knows I’ve got it. Give it to me, I say.” She tried to snatch it out of my hand, but I kept hold of it. “Give it to me, you impertinent little stenographer, you!” she shrieked.
It was getting disgraceful. I tried to save a shred of dignity. I laid the locket on the dresser and faced Ethel steadily. I still had a vivid memory of Clarice’s distressed face as she went out that day.
“You have done Clarice a wrong,” I said firmly, “and it must be righted. I’ll give you your choice. Either you take the locket back to your mother or I’ll tell her where it is.”
Ethel changed her tactics and tried to bribe me. “I’ll give you a dozen pairs of silk stockings if you don’t say anything to mamma about it and let her go on thinking it’s stolen, so I can wear it whenever I please,” she offered.
I longed to choke her. “Don’t you try to bribe me, Ethel Harper,” I said severely. “I’ve got a code of honor, even if I am a poor stenographer, which is more than you have, with all your millions.”
“Some more of your Campfire stuff,” she said sneeringly.
“You bet it is ‘Campfire stuff,’” I replied hotly. “You see that little pin? One of things it says is ‘Be trustworthy.’ If I let Clarice be unjustly accused I wouldn’t be worthy of that pin. Remember! Either you tell your mother or I do.” And I started for the door.
Ethel changed her tune again and began to cry. “Everybody is so horrid to me,” she sobbed. “Mamma will never let me go anywhere I want to go or wear what I want to wear, and the servants won’t do what I tell them. Even my mother’s stenographer bosses me around! I wish I was dead!”
But I was firm in my championship of Clarice. “You’ll have to tell,” I repeated. “I see your mother coming in now.”
Ethel began to look frightened. “I’ll not tell her I took it, she’d kill me,” she whined. “I’ll tell her I just found it and she can take back what she said to Clarice.”
I looked her steadily in the eyes. She flushed and looked down.
“I suppose you’ll go and tell anyway, you old tattletale,” she said savagely. “I’ll get even with you for this, see if I don’t!” She ran out of the room and I didn’t see her again for several days.
However, I knew the locket had gone back where it belonged, because Mrs. Harper had me send Clarice a check for twenty-five dollars, with the brief statement that the locket had been found. Right there was where I lost some of my regard for Mrs. Harper. She never apologized to Clarice for accusing her wrongfully; never offered to do anything to make it up to her. She just sent that cold little note and the check. A real thoroughbred would have acknowledged herself to be in the wrong, but Mrs. Harper couldn’t bring herself to apologize to a servant. The affair blew over and I never heard Clarice mentioned again.
I grew to like my work more and more, as the days went by, and gradually learned to handle quite a bit of it myself. Mrs. Harper was very busy; she did a great deal of Red Cross and other war work, besides keeping up in all her clubs, and she got into the habit of telling me what to say to people and letting me write the letters myself. Early in March she went out of town to a convention and left me with a great many letters to write to various people, telling me to sign her name for her. I took very great pains with all those letters so as to be sure to say the right things to the right people, and I felt satisfied when the week was out that I had done myself credit.
Accordingly, it struck me like a thunderbolt when, several days after her return, Mrs. Harper came to me, blazing with anger, and demanded to know what I meant by writing such letters in her absence. Startled, I asked her what she referred to.
“You wrote Mr. Samuel Butler that if he didn’t hurry and pay up his subscription to the Red Cross Mr. Harper would pay it for him and take it out of his next bill,” said Mrs. Harper furiously. “Mr. Butler is insulted and has withdrawn his subscription of ten thousand dollars to the Perkins Settlement House, which I am trying so hard to establish. Whatever possessed you to write such a letter?”
“I never wrote a letter like that,” I replied with spirit. “I wrote Mr. Butler a very polite, respectful reminder that his pledge was due this month; I never mentioned Mr. Harper or anything about paying it and taking the amount out of any bill.”
I was completely at sea.
“You did write that letter!” declared Mrs. Harper angrily. “How dare you deny it? Mr. Butler showed it to me. It was written on this very stationery, on this typewriter with the green ribbon, and signed with my name in the way you sign it. You wrote it to be funny, I suppose. Well, I can tell you that I can’t have anything like that. I won’t have any further need for your services.”
She was so positive I had written it that I began to have an awful feeling that I might have written it in my sleep. You know what strange things I do in my sleep sometimes. But all the while I knew who had done it. Ethel Harper had sworn to get even with me for making her tell her mother about the locket. She had written that letter in place of the one I had written. I remembered that one day while Mrs. Harper was away I had been called downstairs and kept talking for over an hour to one of Mrs. Harper’s committee members who had undertaken to distribute some literature and came for instructions. During that time Ethel would have had plenty of chance to read through my mail upstairs.
I started to tell Mrs. Harper that I suspected someone else of writing it, intending to lead gently up to the subject of Ethel, but Mrs. Harper scoffed at the idea.
“There isn’t anyone else in the house who can run the typewriter,” she said flatly.
This was untrue. Ethel could run it; she had done so several times when I was there. But what was the use of accusing Ethel when her mother wouldn’t believe it anyway? I realized the hopelessness of trying to convince Mrs. Harper of something she didn’t want to believe.
“And further,” continued Mrs. Harper, “I have found that you have not been attending strictly to business. Ethel tells me that you often go over to her room when she is there and stand and talk to her instead of giving your time to my work.”
“Little snake-in-the-grass!” I thought vengefully. I had never gone to her room unless she had called me to do something.
I made up my mind I wouldn’t stay there another minute. I didn’t have to work for such people. I drew myself up stiffly. “If you believe such things, Mrs. Harper,” I said icily, “there can be no business relations between us. I shall not even take the trouble to prove the truth about that letter. I shall go immediately.” And go I did. I knew Mr. Barrett would be very much put out over the affair, because he seemed to think Mrs. Harper had done his school an honor by hiring one of his pupils, but what was I to do? Stay there and be the scapegoat for all Ethel’s sins. Not while I had feet to walk away on.
As I went down the steps I met Ethel coming up. She looked at me with a meaning expression and a triumphant smile. She had kept her word and gotten even with me.
I felt badly over it, of course, for who can lose a good position and not be cut up about it? I suppose I must have looked pretty doleful for a couple of days, because I met Mrs. Anderson, that friend of Nyoda’s, who used to lend us so many “props” for our Winnebago performances, on the street and she asked me right away what was the matter.
“You’re lonesome for those friends of yours,” she went on, without giving me a chance to answer. “I’m lonesome, too,” she went on. “My husband has been in Washington all winter. Come out and spend a few days with me. You used to be pretty good company, if I remember rightly.”
She persuaded me and I went. You remember the Anderson place out on the East Shore, don’t you? We were all out there once last year. Perfect duck of a house all made of soft gray shingles and seven acres of garden and woods around it. I tramped all over the place through the March mud, looking for signs of spring, and had a perfectly glorious time.
“There’s one sign of spring, over there,” said Mrs. Anderson, who was with me on one of my tramps.
“Where?” I asked, looking around.
“Young man’s fancy,” said Mrs. Anderson with a laugh of tolerant amusement, “lightly turning to thoughts of love. Look up on the barn there.”
I looked where she pointed, and saw a boy of about eighteen standing on the roof of the barn gazing off into space through a field glass. He had a white flag tied to his right wrist, which he was waving over his head, like the soldiers do when they signal.
“Who is he and what is he doing?” I asked.
“That’s Peter, the boy who helps around the stable,” replied Mrs. Anderson. “He’s sending messages to his lady love. A certain combination of flourishes means ‘I love you,’ and another means ‘Meet me to-night,’ and so on. He told John, my chauffeur, about it, and John told me.”
“How silly!” said I, with a laugh for poor lovesick Peter. “Who is the object of his affection?”
“Some servant girl from the next estate,” replied Mrs. Anderson. “They carry on their affair through field glasses and with signals. They think they are having a thrilling romance.”
“Disgusting!” said I. “How could any girl make such a fool of herself where everybody can see her!”
Mrs. Anderson laughed indulgently, but I could feel her scorn underneath it. “Some girls will sell every scrap of dignity they have for what they consider a good time, my dear,” she said, laying her hand on my arm in a motherly way.
We left Romeo on the barn flourishing out his messages in the late March sunshine and wandered over to the next estate. There was a new litter of prize bull pups over there and Mrs. Anderson had promised that I should see them before I went home. A creek divided the two estates, which we crossed on a little foot bridge. The path led along beside the creek for a while until the little stream widened out into a beautiful pond, big enough for boating. A pier had been built at one side of the pond, running out into the water. Someone was standing out on the end of the pier, and as we came up we saw that we had discovered the other half of the romance. A girl, with a field glass held to her eyes and a white flag tied around her right wrist, was signalling in the direction of the Anderson barn, the roof of which was visible in the distance, beyond Mrs. Anderson’s apple orchard.
Something about the girl was familiar, even in the distance, and as we came near I recognized the mink coat that I had seen many times lately. There was no doubt about it. The girl on the end of the pier was Ethel Harper. I stood still, too much disgusted to speak. Ethel Harper, the daughter of one of the “first” families, with the best social position in the city, her mother prominent in all great uplift movements, carrying on a vulgar flirtation with Mrs. Anderson’s stable boy! So this was the great romance she had been hinting about at various times! Randall—that was the name of the girl she was intimate with; this was the Randall place. She had been coming here so often for the sake of the boy next door. Did she know he was an ignorant servant? I doubted it. Anything in men’s clothes set her silly head awhirl. I wished her haughty mother could have seen her then.
Mrs. Anderson suddenly laughed out loud and at that Ethel turned around and saw us. She gave a great start as she recognized me, took a step backward and fell off the end of the pier into the pond, disappearing with a shriek into the deep water.
I slipped out of my coat, threw off my shoes and went in after her. The water was so icy I could hardly swim at first. When I did get hold of her it was a battle royal to get her back to the pier. She was so weighted down by the fur coat and she struggled so fiercely that several times I thought we were both going down. Mrs. Anderson threw us a plank and with its help I finally got her to the pier.
“Now run for your life!” I ordered, my own teeth chattering in my head. “Drop that wet coat and I’ll race you to the house.” She didn’t move nearly fast enough to avoid a chill and I took hold of her hand and pulled her along.
Up in a cosy bedroom in the Randall’s house we sat up, some hours later, wrapped in blankets, and looked at each other gravely. Mrs. Anderson had been in and talked with Ethel like a big sister about the cheapness of carrying on flirtations with strange boys. Ethel had seen her little affair in its true light, robbed of all romance, and shame had taken hold of her. Mrs. Anderson explained how the gallant Romeo had seen his Juliet fall into the pond and had fled basely in the other direction for fear he would be blamed, making no effort to rescue her, and she might have been drowned if I hadn’t fished her out.
Ethel had been frightened out of her wits when she fell into the water; she was still suffering from the shock. She flushed hotly as she caught my glance, and cast down her eyes.
“Thank you, Miss Brewster, for saving my life,” she said rather shame-facedly. Then she went on in a low tone, “I want to tell you something. I wrote that letter to Mr. Butler,—the one that made mamma so angry.”
“I know,” I answered gravely.
“You knew, and you jumped into the water after me anyway?” she said in a tone of unbelief. “Why, you might have let me drown as easy as not.”
“O no, I mightn’t,” I answered. “That isn’t the way a Camp Fire Girl gets even.”
Ethel was silent a long while. Then she said, “Will you come back to our house after I have told mother the whole thing? She misses you a lot, says she never had anyone do her work so well as you did it, and she has been in a terrible temper ever since you left.”
“I don’t know,” I answered slowly. I had been very deeply hurt and my foolish pride was still on its hind legs.
“Will you please come?” pleaded Ethel, slipping out of her chair and putting her arms around me. “We can have such good times after your work hours. Please, for my sake, I want you. You’re the most wonderful girl I’ve ever met!”
Old Mr. Pride and I had a final round and we came out with me sitting on his head. “I’ll come back,” I said, slipping my arm around Ethel.
So you see, Katherine, adventure isn’t dead, not by any means, even if you do have to take it along with your bread and butter.
Loads of love from your stenographic friend, Sadie Shorthander, once upon a time your
Sahwah.