THE RAINY DAY RAILROAD WAR

By Holman Day
1906

CONTENTS


[ THE RAINY DAY RAILROAD WAR ]


[ CHAPTER ONE—THE TRYING-OUT OF ONE RODNEY PARKER, ASSISTANT ENGINEER ]

[ CHAPTER TWO—THE WHIM THAT PROJECTED THE FAMOUS “POQUETTE CARRY RAILROAD” ]

[ CHAPTER THREE—ENGINEER PARKER GETS FINAL ORDERS FOR “THE LAND OF THE GIDEONITES.” ]

[ CHAPTER FOUR—IN WHICH THE DOUGHTY “SWAMP SWOGON” ASTONISHES SUNKHAZE SETTLEMENT ]

[ CHAPTER FIVE—HOW COLONEL GIDEON WAS BACKED DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE ]

[ CHAPTER SIX—IN WHICH “THE CAT-HERMIT OF MOXIE” CASTS HIS SHADOW LONG BEFORE HIM ]

[ CHAPTER SEVEN—HOW “THE FRESH-WATER CORSAIRS” CAME TO SUNKHAZE ]

[ CHAPTER EIGHT—THE LOCOMOTIVE THAT WENT SWIMMING AND THE ENGINEER WHO WAS STOLEN ]

[ CHAPTER NINE—UP THE WINDING WAY TO THE “OGRE OF THE BIG WOODS.” ]

[ CHAPTER TEN—THE WANGAN DUEL ]

[ CHAPTER ELEVEN—THE BEAR THAT WALKED LIKE A MAN ]

[ CHAPTER TWELVE—THE STRANGE “CAT-HERMIT OF MOXIE” ]

[ CHAPTER THIRTEEN—THE BEAR OF THE BIG WOODS “BAITED” AFTER HIS OWN FASHION ]

[ CHAPTER FOURTEEN—HOW RODNEY PARKER PAID AN HONEST DEBT ]

[ CHAPTER FIFTEEN—THE DAY WHEN POQUETTE BURST WIDE OPEN ]

[ CHAPTER SIXTEEN—THE PACT THAT OPENED RODNEY PARKER'S PROFESSIONAL FUTURE ]





BLOW THE MAN DOWN

A ROMANCE OF THE COAST


By Holman Day


CONTENTS


[ BLOW THE MAN DOWN ]

[ I ~ CAPTAIN BOYD MAYO GETS OUT OF SOUNDINGS ]

[ II ~ THEN CAPTAIN MAYO SEES SHOALS ]

[ III ~ THE TAVERN OF THE SEAS ]

[ IV ~ OVER THE “POLLY'S” RAIL ]

[ V ~ ON THE BRIDGE OF YACHT “OLENIA” ]

[ VI ~ AND WE SAILED ]

[ VII ~ INTO THE MESS FROM EASTWARD ]

[ VIII ~ LIKE BUGS UNDER A THIMBLE ]

[ IX ~ A MAN'S JOB ]

[ X ~ HOSPITALITY, PER JULIUS MARSTON ]

[ XI ~ A VOICE FROM HUE AND CRY ]

[ XII ~ NO PLACE POR THE SOLES OP THEIR FEET ]

[ XIII ~ A CAPTAIN OP HUMAN FLOTSAM ]

[ XIV ~ BEARINGS FOR A NEW COURSE ]

[ XV ~ THE RULES OF THE ROAD ]

[ XVI ~ MILLIONS AND A MITE ]

[ XVII ~ “EXACTLY!” SAID MR. FOGG ]

[ XVIII ~ HOW AN ANNUAL MEETING WAS HELD—ONCE! ]

[ XIX ~ THE PRIZE PACKAGE FROM MR. FOGG ]

[ XX ~ TESTING OUT A MAN ]

[ XXI ~ BITTER PROOF BY MORNING LIGHT ]

[ XXII ~ SPECIAL BUSINESS OF A PASSENGER ]

[ XXIII ~ THE MONSTER THAT SLIPPED ITS LEASH ]

[ XXIV ~ DOWN A GALLOPING SEA ]

[ XXV ~ A GIRL AND HER DEBT OF HONOR ]

[ XXVI ~ THE FANGS OF OLD RAZEE ]

[ XXVII ~ THE TEMPEST TURNS ITS CARD ]

[ XXVIII ~ GIRL'S HELP AND MAN'S WORK ]

[ XXIX ~ THE TOILERS OF OLD RAZEE ]

[ XXX ~ THE MATTER OP A MONOGRAM IN WAX ]

[ XXXI ~ THE BIG FELLOW HIMSELF ]

[ XXXII ~ A GIRL'S DEAR “BECAUSE!” ]



PINE TREE BALLADS

Rhymed Stories of Unplaned Human Natur’ Up in Maine

By Holman F. Day




CONTENTS

[ FOREWORD ]

[ PINE TREE BALLADS ]

[ OUR HOME FOLKS ]

[ FEEDIN’ THE STOCK ]

[ JOHN W. JONES ]

[ DEED OF THE OLD HOME PLACE ]

[ OUR HOME FOLKS ]

[ THANKSGIVIN’ JIM ]

[ “OLD POSH” ]

[ THE SUN-BROWNED DADS OF MAINE ]

[ “HEAVENLY CROWN” RICH ]

[ OLD “FIGGER-FOUR” ]

[ PHEBE AND ICHABOD ]

[ WHEN OUR HERO COMES TO MAINE ]

[ UNCLE TASCUS AND THE DEED ]

[ SONGS OF THE SEA AND SHORE ]

[ TALE OF A SHAG-EYED SHARK ]

[ THE GREAT JEEHOOKIBUS WHALE ]

[ “AS BESEEMETH MEN” ]

[ THE NIGHT OF THE WHITE REVIEW ]

[ THE BALLAD OF ORASMUS NUTE ]

[ THE DORYMAN’S SONG ]

[ WE FELLERS DIGGIN’ CLAMS ]

[ DAN’L AND DUNK ]

[ THE AWFUL WAH-HOOH-WOW ]

[ SKIPPER JASON ELLISON ]

[ BALLADS OF DRIVE AND CAMP ]

[ THE RAPO-GENUS CHRISTMAS BALL ]

[ BALLADS OF DRIVE AND CAMP ]

[ WHEN THE ALLEGASH DRIVE GOES THROUGH ]

[ THE KNIGHT OF THE SPIKE-SOLE BOOTS ]

[ ’BOARD FOR THE ALLEGASH” ]

[ THE WANGAN CAMP ]

[ PLUG TOBACCO AT SOURDNAHUNK ]

[ O’CONNOR FROM THE DRIVE ]

[ JUST HUMAN NATURE ]

[ BALLAD OF OZY B. ORR ]

[ THE BALLAD OF “OLD SCRATCH” ]

[ WHEN ’LISH PLAYED OX ]

[ OLD “TEN PER CENT” ]

[ DIDN’T BUST HIS FORK ]

[ MEAN SAM GREEN ]

[ DICKERER JIM ]

[ BALLAD OF BENJAMIN BRANN ]

[ THE HEIRS ]

[ A. B. APPLETON, “PIRUT” ]

[ NEXT TO THE HEART ]

[ WITH LOVE—FROM MOTHER ]

[ THE QUAKER WEDDING ]

[ THE MADAWASKA WOOING ]

[ THE SONG OF THE MAN WHO DRIVES ]

[ THE OLD PEWTER PITCHER ]

[ OUR GOOD PREVARICATORS ]

[ OUR LIARS HERE IN MAINE ]

[ THE BALLAD OF DOC PLUFF ]

[ THE BALLAD OF HUNNEMAN TWO ]

[ ORADUDOLPH MOODY, REPRESENTATIVE-ELECT ]

[ TRIBUTE TO MR. ATKINS’S BASS VOICE ]

[ JIM’S TRANSLATION ]

[ ELIPHALET JONES—INVENTOR ]

[ THE PANTS JEMIMY MADE ]

[ BALLADS OF “CAPERS AND ACTIONS” ]

[ BALLAD OF ELKANAH B. ATKINSON ]

[ BALLAD OF OBADI FRYE ]

[ AT THE OLD FOLKS’ WHANG ]

[ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ]

[ DRIVIN’ THE STAGE ]

[ “DOC” ]

[ ANOTHER “TEA REBELLION” ]

[ “LIKE AN OLD COW’S TAIL” ]

[ PASSING IT ALONG ]

[ A SETTIN’ HEN ]

[ BALLAD OF DEACON PEASLEE ]

[ THE WORST TEACHER ]

[ THE TUCKVILLE GRAND BALL ]

[ THE ONE-RING SHOW ]

[ THE SWITCH FOR HIRAM BROWN ]

[ THE JUMPER ]

[ ISHMAEL’S BREED ]





WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS

Being the Personal Narrative of Ross Sidney, Diver

By Holman Day


CONTENTS

[ WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS ]

[ I—BEING THE STRUGGLE OF AN AMATEUR AUTHOR TO GET A FAIR START ]

[ II—ENDING WITH A MEETING ON PURGATORY HILL ]

[ III—ON ACCOUNT OF A GIRL ]

[ IV—THE TRAINING OF THE QUEEN OF “SHEBY” ]

[ V—SHOOING AWAY A SCAPEGOAT ]

[ VI—HAVING TO DO WITH JODREY VOSE’s MAKING OP A DIVER ]

[ VII—THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A PLUG-HAT| ]

[ VIII—“TAKING IT OUT” ON A SUIT OF CLOTHES ]

[ IX—A GRISLY GAME OF BOWLS ]

[ X—THE ART OF PUTTING ON A FRONT ]

[ XI—THE FAILURE OF AN UNCLE-TAMER ]

[ XII—STARTING SOMETHING IN LEVANT ]

[ XIII—THE MAN WHO TALKED IN THE DARK ]

[ XIV—THE KICK-BACKS IN THIS SAMARITAN BUSINESS ]

[ XV—A TIP FROM MR. DAWLIN ]

[ XVI—GRABBING A HUSBAND AND FATHER ]

[ XVII—MONEY HAS LEGS ]

[ XVIII—THE ECCENTRICITIES OF ROYAL CITY ]

[ XIX—THE JOB Of AN ALTRUIST ]

[ XX—ACROSS CALLAS ]

[ XXI—THE SKIRMISH-LINE ]

[ XXII—MONEY ON THE GALLOP ]

[ XXIII—THE CLEAN-UP ]

[ XXIV—HOW SWEET IS THE HOME-COMING, EH? ]

[ XXV—GRATITUDE! ]

[ XXVI—CAPTAIN HOLSTROM ET AL. ]

[ XXVII—MR. BEASON HORNS IN ]

[ XXVIII—SORTING THE CHECKER-BOARD CREW ]

[ XXIX—THE TELLTALE RIBS ]

[ XXX—THE LOCKS OF THE SAND ]

[ XXXI—A TASTE OF BLOOD ]

[ XXXII—PER MISTER MONKEY ]

[ XXXIII—THE HEART OF THE MILLIONS ]

[ XXXIV—AMONG THIEVES ]

[ XXXV—SUBMARINE PICKPOCKETS ]

[ XXXVI—THE TERROR FROM THE NORTH ]

[ XXXVII—THE FRUIT OF THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE ]





THE OWL TAXI

BY HULBERT FOOTNER

CONTENTS

CHAPTER

I [The Transfer]
II [Greg's First Fare]
III [Greg's Second Fare]
IV [In the House on Ninth Street]
V [The Taxi Yard]
VI [Greg's Rival]
VII [The Undertaker]
VIII [The Hold-up]
IX [The Flivver as a Post-Office]
X [Amy's Story]
XI [The Ride Home]
XII [What the Little Black Book Contained]
XIII [De Socotra Hires T7011 Again]
XIV [Through the Streets]
XV [Nina]
XVI [The "Psychopathic Sanitarium"]
XVII [The Young Man with the Little Black Moustache]
XVIII [Blossom's Report]
XIX [The Abduction]
XX [Exit Senor Saunders]
XXI [Up-stairs and Down]
XXII [Nemesis]
XXIII [Conclusion]



SQUIRE PHIN

By Holman Day

CONTENTS

[ SQUIRE PHIN ]

[ CHAPTER I—“HARD-TIMES” WHARFF COCKS HIS NOSE TO SNIFF TROUBLE ]

[ CHAPTER II—“HIME” LOOK’S HOMECOMING WITH AN ELEPHANT ]

[ CHAPTER III—FROM THE MOUTH OF MARRINER AMAZEEN ]

[ CHAPTER IV—SQUIRE PHIN FINDS HYMEN’S TORCH BURNING HIS FINGERS ]

[ CHAPTER V—HIRAM LOOK MEETS KLEBER WILLARD BRIEFLY AND BRISKLY ]

[ CHAPTER VI—SQUIRE PHIN HAS A WORD OF BUSINESS WITH KING BRADISH ]

[ CHAPTER VII—THE BUSINESS OF HUMAN HEARTS ]

[ CHAPTER VIII—SQUIRE PHIN ACTS AS PEACEMAKER ]

[ CHAPTER IX—SUMNER BADGER MAKES A WILL AND, UNWITTINGLY, A DISCLOSURE ]

[ CHAPTER X—HIRAM LOOK PULLS IN SIMON PEAK FROM THE FLOTSAM OF LIFE ]

[ CHAPTER XI—THE COMBINATION THAT PROVED TOO MUCH ]

[ CHAPTER XII—THE LIVELY FIRST APPEARANCE OF “THE LOOK BROTHERS ]

[ CHAPTER XIII—THE “COME-UPPANCE” OF CAPTAIN NYMPHUS BODFISH ]

[ CHAPTER XIV—THE PACT OF “ORPHAN HILL” ]

[ CHAPTER XV—SOME OF THE POSSIBILITIES IN A “CORNET BRASS BAND” ]

[ CHAPTER XVI—THE DISAPPOINTING “TEST CASE” OF SUMNER BADGER, ]

[ CHAPTER XVII—WHAT DEVELOPED AT THE FORUM IN ASA BRICKETT’S STORE, ]

[ CHAPTER XVIII—YANKEE DISPOSITION IS NOT EXACTLY UNDERSTOOD, ]

[ CHAPTER XIX—SQUIRE PHIN SEES AND REPLEVINS WHAT BELONGS TO HIM ]

[ CHAPTER XX—PALERMO’S “MARCH MEETIN’” ]

[ CHAPTER XXI—WHY HIRAM LOOK WENT OUT OF THE CIRCUS BUSINESS ]

[ CHAPTER XXII—HOW SYLVENA WILLARD “TRIED IT ON THE DOG,” ]

[ CHAPTER XXIII—HIRAM LOOK’S TWO LIVELY BUSINESS ENGAGEMENTS ]

[ CHAPTER XXIV—THE CREDIT SHEET, AFTER THE LOOK ]

[ CHAPTER XXV—AQUARIUS WHARFF SEES SOMETHING BESIDES HARD TIMES ]




CONTENTS


[ BLOW THE MAN DOWN ]

[ I ~ CAPTAIN BOYD MAYO GETS OUT OF SOUNDINGS ]

[ II ~ THEN CAPTAIN MAYO SEES SHOALS ]

[ III ~ THE TAVERN OF THE SEAS ]

[ IV ~ OVER THE “POLLY'S” RAIL ]

[ V ~ ON THE BRIDGE OF YACHT “OLENIA” ]

[ VI ~ AND WE SAILED ]

[ VII ~ INTO THE MESS FROM EASTWARD ]

[ VIII ~ LIKE BUGS UNDER A THIMBLE ]

[ IX ~ A MAN'S JOB ]

[ X ~ HOSPITALITY, PER JULIUS MARSTON ]

[ XI ~ A VOICE FROM HUE AND CRY ]

[ XII ~ NO PLACE POR THE SOLES OP THEIR FEET ]

[ XIII ~ A CAPTAIN OP HUMAN FLOTSAM ]

[ XIV ~ BEARINGS FOR A NEW COURSE ]

[ XV ~ THE RULES OF THE ROAD ]

[ XVI ~ MILLIONS AND A MITE ]

[ XVII ~ “EXACTLY!” SAID MR. FOGG ]

[ XVIII ~ HOW AN ANNUAL MEETING WAS HELD—ONCE! ]

[ XIX ~ THE PRIZE PACKAGE FROM MR. FOGG ]

[ XX ~ TESTING OUT A MAN ]

[ XXI ~ BITTER PROOF BY MORNING LIGHT ]

[ XXII ~ SPECIAL BUSINESS OF A PASSENGER ]

[ XXIII ~ THE MONSTER THAT SLIPPED ITS LEASH ]

[ XXIV ~ DOWN A GALLOPING SEA ]

[ XXV ~ A GIRL AND HER DEBT OF HONOR ]

[ XXVI ~ THE FANGS OF OLD RAZEE ]

[ XXVII ~ THE TEMPEST TURNS ITS CARD ]

[ XXVIII ~ GIRL'S HELP AND MAN'S WORK ]

[ XXIX ~ THE TOILERS OF OLD RAZEE ]

[ XXX ~ THE MATTER OP A MONOGRAM IN WAX ]

[ XXXI ~ THE BIG FELLOW HIMSELF ]

[ XXXII ~ A GIRL'S DEAR “BECAUSE!” ]