SON HAS GOT THE DEED

Mother fights with Marshy, and Marshy fights

with her,

—Don’t give up yer proputty, I’m tellin’ on yer,

sir!

Don’t give up yer proputty to nary blessed one,

—Don’t keer whuther brother, sir, or nephy,

sir, or son.

Don’t make over northin’, sir, ontil you’re done

and through,

Or ye’ll cuss the day ye done it till the air is

black and blue..

Me and marm got feeble and we couldn’t run

the farm,

Son was newly married and we couldn’t see the

harm

In makin’ on it over, we to have the ell and shed,

Use the sittin’ room in common—and a room

for one spare bed.

And so we made the papers and we signed ’em,

me and wife,

’Lowin’ them the stand and stock, and us our

keep for life.

Twelvemonth isn’t finished, but the trouble has

begun,

An’ it’s one continyal rowin’ ’twixt us and her

and son.

Marshy dings at mother and mother dings at her,

’F things ain’t settled somehow, sir, they’ll git

to clawin’ fur.

Don’t give up yer proputty, I’m tellin’ on ye

straight.

Don’t keer who your family is, ye’ll rue it sure

as fate.

’Fore ye sign the papers they’ll come round ye

slicker’n cream,

But ye’ll notice little later, sir, that things ain’t

what they seem.

Man that’s got his proputty, he’s looked to with

respect;

Relations they come meechin’ round to

scratch, sir, where he’s pecked.

Ye see, he rules the family roost and leads the

family flock,

As proud and full of manners as a Cochin China

cock.

But if the years have loosened up his intellect

and grip,

And if he thinks his folks are straight, and lets

the old farm slip,

He’ll find the grin becomes a frown and sweet-

ness turns to greed,

For folks see things in different light when once

they’ve got a deed.

Now Marshy snarls at mother and mother sends

it back,

And all the time, from sun to sun, it’s clack and

clack and clack!

Don’t give up yer propputy, hang on till death,

I say;

It’s time when you are done with it to give your

all away.

Oh, how the devil snickers round when some

old codger drools

About “the laying down of cares”—and jines

the ranks of fools!

And how the lawyers laugh and joke, and how

the angels weep,

To see some old folks deed away their farm for

board and keep!

—Never see’d no better cook than Marshy

used to be,

When first along she’d ask us down to dinner

or to tea.

Used to sweeten grub with smiles when she

would pass a plate,

And me and marm, like two old coots, we swal-

lowed hook and bait.

You bet we git some diff’rent looks, we git some

different feed,

Jest like they’d throw it out to dogs, now son

has got the deed.

An’ Marshy growls at mother, and mother’s

growlin’ wuss,

An’ I—wal, I jest set and smoke and cuss—

and cuss—and cuss!