One Third Off
By Irvin S. Cobb
Fiction
FROM PLACE TO PLACE
THOSE TIMES AND THESE
LOCAL COLOR
OLD JUDGE PRIEST
BACK HOME
THE ESCAPE OF MR. TRIMM
Wit and Humor
ONE THIRD OFF
A PLEA FOR OLD CAP COLLIER
THE ABANDONED FARMERS
THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
EATING IN TWO OR THREE LANGUAGES
"OH WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"
FIBBLE D.D.
"SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS—"
EUROPE REVISED
ROUGHING IT DE LUXE
COBB'S BILL OF FARE
COBB'S ANATOMY
Miscellany
THE THUNDERS OF SILENCE
THE GLORY OF THE COMING
PATHS OF GLORY
"SPEAKING OF PRUSSIANS—"
New York
George H. Doran Company
i weighed myself and in the box score credited myself with a profound shock.
One Third Off
By
Irvin S. Cobb
Author of
"Old Judge Priest," "Speaking
of Operations—" Etc.
Illustrated by Tony Sarg
New York
George H. Doran Company
Copyright, 1921,
By George H. Doran Company
Copyright, 1921,
By The Curtis Publishing Company
Printed in the United States of America
One Third Off
to
HARRY M. STEVENS, Esquire
who in times gone by helped me
put that one third on
CONTENTS
| [CHAPTER ONE:] |
| Extra! Extra! All About the Great Reduction |
| [CHAPTER TWO:] |
| Those Romping Elfin Twenties |
| [CHAPTER THREE:] |
| Regarding Liver-Eating Watkins and Others |
| [CHAPTER FOUR:] |
| I Become the Panting Champion |
| [CHAPTER FIVE:] |
| On Acquiring Some Snappy Pores |
| [CHAPTER SIX:] |
| More Anon |
| [CHAPTER SEVEN:] |
| Office Visits, $10 |
| [CHAPTER EIGHT:] |
| The Friendly Sons of the Boiled Spinach |
| [CHAPTER NINE:] |
| The Fallen Egg |
| [CHAPTER TEN:] |
| Wherein Our Hero Falters |
| [CHAPTER ELEVEN:] |
| Three Cheers for Lithesome Grace Regained |