SPOONING IN DYNAMITE ALLEY
Dynamite Alley is bereft. Its spring spooning is over. Once more the growler has the right of way. But what good is it, with Kate Cassidy hiding in her third floor back, her “steady” hiding from the police, and Tom Hart laid up in hospital with two of his “slats stove in,” all along of their “spieling”? There will be nothing now to heave a brick at on a dark night, and no chance for a row for many a day to come. No wonder Dynamite Alley is out of sorts.
It got its name from the many rows that traveled in the wake of the growler out and in at the three-foot gap between brick walls, which was a garden walk when the front house was young and pansies and spiderwort grew in the back lot. These many years a tenement has stood there, and as it grew older and more dilapidated, rows multiplied and grew noisier, until the explosive name was hooked to the alley by the neighbors, and stuck. It was long after that that the Cassidys, father and daughter, came to live in it, and also the Harts. Their coming wrought no appreciable change, except that it added another and powerful one to the dynamic forces of the alley—jealousy. Kate is pretty. She is blonde and she is twenty. She greases plates in a pie bakery in Sullivan street by day, and so earns her own living. Of course she is a favorite. There isn’t a ball going on that she doesn’t attend, or a picnic either. It was at one of them, the last of the Hounds’ balls, that she met George Finnegan.
There weren’t many hours after that when they didn’t meet. He made the alley his headquarters by day and by night. On the morning after the ball he scandalized it by spooning with Kate from daybreak till nine o’clock. By the middle of the afternoon he was back again, and all night, till every one was asleep, he and Kate held the alley by main strength, as it were, the fact being that when they were in it no one could pass. Their spooning blocked it, blocked the way of the growler. The alley called it mean, and trouble began promptly.
After that things fell by accident out of the windows of the rear tenement when Kate and George Finnegan were sitting in the doorway. They tried to reduce the chances of a hit as much as might be by squeezing into the space of one, at which the alley jeered. Sometimes one of the tenants would jostle them in the yard and “give lip,” in the alley’s vernacular, and Kate would retort with dignity: “Excuse yerself. Ye don’t know who yer talkin’ to.”
It had to come to it, and it did. Finnegan had been continuing the siege since the warm weather set in. He was a good spieler, Kate gave in to that. But she hadn’t taken him for her steady yet, though the alley let on it thought so. Her steady is away at sea. George evidently thought the time ripe for cutting him out. His spooning ran into the small hours of the morning, night after night.
It was near 1 A. M. that morning when Thomas Hart came down to the yard, stumbled over the pair in the doorway, and made remarks. As he passed out of sight, George, the swain, said:
“If he gives any more lip when he comes back, I’ll swing on him.” And just then Hart came back.
He did “give lip,” and George “swung on him.” It took him in the eye, and he fell. Then he jumped on him and stove in his slats. Kate ran.
After all, George Finnegan was not game. When Hart’s wife came down to see who groaned in the yard, and, finding her husband, let out those blood-curdling yells which made Kate Cassidy hide in an ice-wagon half-way down the block, he deserted Kate and ran.
Mistress Hart’s yells brought Policeman Devery. He didn’t ask whence they came, but made straight for the alley. Mistress Hart was there, vowing vengeance upon “Kate Cassidy’s feller,” who had done up her man. She vowed vengeance in such a loud voice that the alley trembled with joyful excitement, while Kate, down the street, crept farther into the ice-wagon, trembling also, but with fear. Kate is not a fighter. She is too good-looking for that.
The policeman found her there and escorted her home, past the Hart door, after he had sent Mister Hart to the hospital, where the doctors fixed his slats (ribs, that is to say). Mistress Hart, outnumbered, fell back and organized an ambush, vowing that she would lay Kate out yet. Discovering that the Floods, next door, had connived at her enemy’s descent by way of their fire-escape, she included them in the siege by prompt declaration of war upon the whole floor.
The cause of it all, safe in the bakery, suspended the greasing of pie-plates long enough to give her version of the row:
“We were a-sittin’ there, quiet an’ peaceful like,” she said, “when Mister Hart came along an’ made remarks, an’ George he give it back to him good. ‘Oh,’ says he, ‘you ain’t a thousand; yer only one,’ an’ he went. When he came back, George he stood up, an’ Mister Hart he says to me: ‘Ye’re not an up-stairs girl; you can be called down,’ an’ George he up an’ struck him. I didn’t wait fer no more. I just run out of the alley. Is he hurted bad?
“Who is George? He is me feller. I met him at the Hounds’ ball in Germania Hall, an’ he treated me same as you would any lady. We danced together an’ had a couple of drinks, an’ he took me home. George ain’t me steady, you know. Me regular he is to sea. See?
“I didn’t see nothin’. I hid in the wagon while I heard him callin’ names. I wasn’t goin’ in till Mr. Deevy [Policeman Devery] he came along. I told him I was scart, and he said: ‘Oh, come along.’ But I was dead scart.
“Say, you won’t forget to come to our picnic, the ‘Pie-Girls,’ will you? It’ll be great.”