A Maid and a Million Men

The Candid Confessions of Leona

Canwick + Censored Indiscreetly by

James G. Dunton

GROSSET & DUNLAP

Publishers New York

A MAID AND A MILLION MEN

COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY

J. H. SEARS & CO., INCORPORATED

Second Printing, November, 1928

Third Printing, December, 1928

Fourth Printing, February, 1929

Fifth Printing, June, 1929

Sixth Printing, September, 1929

United States of America

To

The Bull of the Boulevards

Because

“There weren’t enough medals to go ’round!”

CONTENTS

1[The Maiden’s Prayer]
2[Correspondence from Heaven]
3[Apple-sauce for the Gander]
4[A Mask of Khaki]
5[A Maiden Sleeps with an Army]
6[A Joy Hole]
7[A Dog’s Life]
8[No Place for a Lady]
9[A Lousy Lady]
10[The Battle of Le Chien Rouge]
11[Fair Enough in Love and War]
12[Mademoiselle from Gay Paree]
13[Below the Belt]
14[It Takes a Woman to Catch a Woman]
15[The Twain Meet]
16[Beaucoup Zigzag]
17[The Death Ships]
18[The Best Man Wins]
19[The Cost of Curiosity]
20[The Tail of the Tale]