§ 1
ON the first of May the weather was very sultry. Downsland Road, running past the front of the Council School, was both blazingly hot and distressingly conscious that it was Friday afternoon. The road was bursting out in little gouts of soft tar: costermongers were arranging their wares for the evening’s marketing, spitting contemplatively on the apples and polishing them afterwards on their coat-sleeves. Children with clanking iron hoops converged from all directions upon the four entrance gates of the Downsland Road Council School, respectively those of the boys’, girls’, infants’ and junior mixed departments. There they either carried or dragged them surreptitiously along, for the trundling of hoops was forbidden in the schoolyard.
At five minutes to two, threading his way past the groups of boys and girls that littered the pavements and roadways, came the short, stumpy form of Mr. Weston. He was shabbily dressed as usual, yet it might have been said that he carried his umbrella somewhat more jauntily than was his wont. In fact, people had lately been saying that he was beginning to get over the loss of his wife.... At any rate he passed the costermongers and their stalls in a slouch that was not quite so much a slouch as usual, smiled pleasantly as he caught sight of the announcement of a Conservative Club soirée, and had just reached the edifice known as the Duke Street Methodist Chapel when his attention was arrested by an awful spectacle.
The Duke Street Methodist Chapel, it may here be remarked, was a structure of appalling ugliness situate in the very midst of some of the worst slums in Bockley. Its architecture was that of a continental railway station, and its offertories between a pound and thirty shillings a Sunday. Inside the hideous building, with her back to the blue-distempered wall of the choir, the late Mrs. Weston had for many years yelled the hymns at the top of her voice.... And along the brown matting of the left-hand aisle Mr. Weston, suave and supple, collection-plate in hand, had in his time paced many miles.... Once, when the church steward was ill, his voice had been heard aloft in the reading of the notices. And at the left-hand door, while the organist played the “War March of the Priests,” he had stood with outstretched hand, saying:
“Good evening, Mrs. Lawson.... Good evening, Ethel.... ’Night, Miss Picksley ... see you at the Band of Hope on Tuesday, I suppose? ...”
He did not do that sort of thing now. In the chapel he was little seen, and the Temperance Society knew him not. Only the Guild and Mutual Improvement Society still counted him as a member, and that was solely because they had not worried him into resigning.... At the Guild and Mutual Improvement Society Mr. Weston’s carefully read papers, once a session, on “Milton,” “John Wycliff, Scholar and Saint,” “The Lake Poets,” etc., had been a well-known, but unfortunately not always well-attended feature.
For over a year the fixture-card had lacked the name of Mr. Weston.
And then, a fortnight ago—to be precise, on April 14th—Mr. Weston had been stopped in the street by Miss Picksley, the secretary of the Guild and Mutual Improvement Society. She had said:
“Oh, Mr. Weston, do give us one of your literary evenings, will you?”
Perhaps it was the subtle compliment contained in the phrase “literary evenings” that caused Mr. Weston not to say “I am sorry, but, etc., etc....” as quickly as he had intended.
Miss Picksley exploited the delay brilliantly.
“Good!” she cried, whipping out a pencil and notebook, “I’ll get your name down for May 1st.... What’ll be your subject?”
“But, er ... I don’t ... er——”
“Something about literature, eh? ... Oh, do, please!” purred Miss Picksley, making eyes at him. (She was really anxious for him to accept, because she had canvassed in vain seven other speakers.) “Tell me your subject, then it can go down on the fixture-cards.”
Mr. Weston, to his astonishment, lost his head and struck blindly at the first literary name that came into his disordered mind.
“Shakespeare,” he gasped.
Miss Picksley departed, calling blessing upon his head.