CONTENTS

I.[The First Day at College]
II.[The "Big, Green Freshman from Squeedunk"]
III.[The Great Sophomore-Freshman Rush]
IV.[Welcome and Unwelcome Visitors]
V.[Hazing]
VI.[Work—Play—"Procs"]
VII.[The Last Hazing of "The Meek Butt of all Classes"]
VIII.[How it Feels to be a Hero]
IX.[A Question of Money]
X.[How he Stayed in College]
XI.[The Trouble with being a Hero]
XII.[Serving Two Masters]
XIII.[The Last Chance]
XIV.["Home from College"]
XV.[The End of it]