ILLUSTRATIONS
| Helen: You're about the most conceited man I ever knew. Ernest: How can I help it, when you admire me so? | Frontispiece |
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| All: Then why, why do you want a divorce? Judge: Because, damn it, I don't like her. | 30 |
| Judge: You poor little pessimists! Human natureto-day is better than it ever was, but our mostimportant institution is worse—the most sacredrelationship in life has become a jest in themarket-place | 204 |
| Judge: We thought we believed in trial marriage.Nothing of the sort—trial separation! Whatmarriage put asunder divorce has joined together | 230 |