ACT IV.
SCENE I,—The Walks.
MELISSA, after her OLINDA and SABINA.
Mel. I must take this business up in time: This wild fellow begins to haunt my house again. Well, I'll be bold to say it, 'tis as easy to bring up a young lion without mischief, as a maidenhead of fifteen, to make it tame for an husband's bed. Not but that the young man is handsome, rich, and young, and I could be content he should marry one of them; but to seduce them both in this manner:—Well, I'll examine them apart, and if I can find out which he loves, I'll offer him his choice.—Olinda, come hither, child.
Olin. Your pleasure, madam?
Met. Nothing but for your good, Olinda; what think you of Celadon?
Olin. Why I think he's a very mad fellow; but yet I have some obligements to him: he teaches me new airs of the guitar, and talks wildly to me, and I to him.
Mel. But tell me in earnest, do you think he loves you?
Olin. Can you doubt it? There were never two so cut out for one another; we both love singing, dancing, treats, and music. In short, we are each other's counterpart.
Mel. But does he love you seriously?
Olin. Seriously?—I know not that; if he did, perhaps I should not love him: But we sit and talk, and wrangle, and are friends; when we are together, we never hold our tongues; and then we have always a noise of fiddles at our heels; he hunts me merrily, as the hound does the hare; and either this is love, or I know it not.
Mel. Well, go back, and call Sabina to me.
[OLINDA goes behind.
This is a riddle past my finding out: Whether he loves her, or no, is the question; but this, I am sure of, she loves him:—O my little favourite, I must ask you a question concerning Celadon: is he in love with you?
Sab. I think, indeed, he does not hate me; at least, if a man's word may be taken for it.
Mel. But what expressions has he made you?
Sab. Truly, the man has done his part: He has spoken civilly to me, and I was not so young but I understood him.
Mel. And you could be content to marry him?
Sab. I have sworn never to marry: besides he's a wild young man; yet, to obey you, mother, I would be content to be sacrificed.
Mel. No, no, we would but lead you to the altar.
Sab. Not to put off the gentleman neither; for if I have him not, I am resolved to die a maid, that's once, mother.
Mel. Both my daughters are in love with him, and I cannot yet find he loves either of them.
Olin. Mother, mother, yonder's Celadon in the walks.
Mel. Peace, wanton; you had best ring the bells for joy. Well, I'll not meet him, because I know not which to offer him; yet he seems to like the youngest best: I'll give him opportunity with her. Olinda, do you make haste after me.
Olin. This is something hard though.
[Exit MEL.
Enter CELADON.
Cel. You see, ladies, the least breath of yours brings me to you: I have been seeking you at your lodgings, and from thence came hither after you.
Sab. 'Twas well you found us.
Cel. Found you! half this brightness betwixt you two was enough to have lighted me; I could never miss my way: Here's fair Olinda has beauty enough for one family; such a voice, such a wit, so noble a stature, so white a skin!—
Olin. I thought he would be particular at last. [Aside.
Cel. And young Sabina, so sweet an innocence, such a rose-bud newly blown. This is my goodly palace of love, and that my little withdrawing room. A word, madam.—[To SAB.
Olin. I like not this—[Aside.] Sir, if you are not too busy with my sister, I would speak with you.
Cel. I come, madam.
Sab. Time enough, sir; pray finish your discourse—and as you were a saying, sir,—
Olin. Sweet sir,—
Sab. Sister, you forget, my mother bid you make haste.
Olin. Well, go you, and tell her I am coming.
Sab. I can never endure to be the messenger of ill news; but, if you please, I'll send her word you won't come.
Olin. Minion, minion, remember this—[Exit OLIN.
Sab. She's horribly in love with you.
Cel. Lord, who could love that walking steeple! She's so high, that every time she sings to me, I am looking up for the bell that tolls to church.—Ha! give me my little fifth-rate, that lies so snug. She! hang her, a Dutch-built bottom: She's so tall, there's no boarding her. But we lose time—madam, let me seal my love upon your mouth. [Kiss] Soft and sweet, by heaven! sure you wear rose-leaves between your lips.
Sab. Lord, Lord, what's the matter with me! my breath grows so short, I can scarce speak to you.
Cel. No matter, give me thy lips again, and I'll speak for thee.
Sab. You don't love me—
Cel. I warrant thee; sit down by me, and kiss again,—She warms faster than Pygmalion's image. [Aside]—[Kiss.]—Ay marry, sir, this was the original use of lips; talking, eating, and drinking came in by and by.
Sab. Nay, pray be civil; will you be at quiet?
Cel. What, would you have me sit still, and look upon you, like a little puppy-dog, that's taught to beg with his fore-leg up?
Enter FLORIMEL.
Flo. Celadon the faithful! in good time, sir,—
Cel. In very good time, Florimel; for heaven's sake, help me quickly.
Flo. What's the matter?
Cel. Do you not see? here's a poor gentlewoman in a swoon! (Swoon away.) I have been rubbing her this half hour, and cannot bring her to her senses.
Flo. Alas! how came she so?
Cel. Oh barbarous! do you stay to ask questions? run, for charity.
Flo. Help, help! alas! poor lady—[Exit FLO.
Sab. Is she gone?
Cel. Ay, thanks be to my wit, that helped me at a pinch; I thank heaven, I never pumpt for a lye in all my life yet.
Sab. I am afraid you love her, Celadon!
Cel. Only as a civil acquaintance, or so; but, however, to avoid slander, you had best be gone before she comes again.
Sab. I can find a tongue as well as she.
Cel. Ay, but the truth is, I am a kind of scandalous person, and for you to be seen in my company—stay in the walks, by this kiss I'll be with you presently.
Enter FLORIMEL running.
Flo. Help, help!—I can find nobody.
Cel. Tis needless now, my dear; she's recovered, and gone off; but so wan and weakly,—
Flo.Umph! I begin to smell a rat.—What was your business here, Celadon?
Cel. Charity, Christian charity; you saw I was labouring for life with her.
Flo. But how came you hither?—Not that I care this, but only to be satisfied. [Sings.
Cel. You are jealous, in my conscience!
Flo. Who, I jealous!—then I wish this sigh may be the last that ever I may draw. [Sighs.
Cel. But why do you sigh, then?
Flo. Nothing but a cold, I cannot fetch my breath well. But what will you say, if I wrote the letter you had, to try your faith?
Cel. Hey day! this is just the devil and the sinner; you lay snares for me, and then punish me for being taken: Here's trying a man's faith indeed!—What, do you think I had the faith of a stock, or of a stone? Nay, an you go to tantalize a man—I love upon the square, I can endure no tricks to be used to me.
[OLINDA and SABINA at the door peeping.
Olin. and Sab. Celadon! Celadon!
Flo. What voices are those?
Cel. Some comrades of mine, that call me to play.—Pox on them, they'll spoil all. [Aside.
Flo. Pray, let's see them.
Cel. Hang them, tatterdemallions! they are not worth your sight.—Pray, gentlemen, begone; I'll be with you immediately.
Sab. No; we'll stay here for you.
Flo. Do your gentlemen speak with treble voices? I am resolved to see what company you keep.
Cel. Nay, good my dear.
[He lays hold of her to pull her back, she lays hold of OLINDA, by whom SABINA holds; so that, he pulling, they all come in.
Flo. Are these your comrades? [Sings.] 'Tis Strephon calls, what would my love? Why do you not roar out, like a great bass-viol, Come follow to the myrtle-grove.—Pray, sir, which of these fair ladies is it, for whom you were to do the courtesy? for it were unconscionable to leave you to them both:—What, a mans but a man, you know.
Olin. The gentleman may find an owner.
Sab. Though not of you.
Flo. Pray, agree whose the lost sheep is, and take him.
Cel. 'Slife, they'll cry me anon, and tell my marks.
Flo. Troth, I pity your highness there; I perceive he has left you for the little one: Methinks he should have been afraid to break his neck, when he fell so high as from you to her.
Sab. Well, my drolling lady, I may be even with you.
Flo. Not this ten years, by the growth, yet.
Sab. Can flesh and blood endure this!
Flo. How now, my amazon in decimo sexto!
Olin. Do you affront my sister?
Flo. Ay; but thou art so tall, I think I shall never affront thee.
Sab. Come away, sister; we shall be jeered to death else. [Exeunt OLIN. and SAB.
Flo. Why do you look that way? You can't forbear leering after the forbidden fruit.—But whene'er I take a wencher's word again!
Cel. A wencher's word!—Why should you speak so contemptibly of the better half of mankind? I'll stand up for the honour of my vocation.
Flo. You are in no fault, I warrant!—'Ware my busk[A].
[Footnote A: The now almost forgotten busk was a small slip of steel or wood, used to stiffen the stays. Florimel threatens to employ it as a rod of chastisement.]
Cel. Not to give a fair lady the lie, I am in fault; but otherwise—Come, let us be friends, and let me wait on you to your lodgings.
Flo. This impudence shall not save you from my table-book. Item, A month more for this fault. [They walk to the door.
1 Sold. [within.] Stand!—
2 Sold. Stand, give the word!
Cel. Now, what's the meaning of this, trow?—guards set!
1 Sold. Give the word, or you cannot pass:—These are they, brother; let's in and seize them.
The two Soldiers enter.
1 Sold. Down with him!
2 Sold. Disarm him!Cel. How now, rascals?— [Draws, and beats one off, and catches the other. Ask your life, you villain. 2 Sold. Quarter! quarter!
Cel. Was ever such an insolence?
2 Sold. We did but our duty;—here we were set to take a gentleman and lady, that would steal a marriage without the queen's consent, and we thought you had been they. [Exit Sold.
Flo. Your cousin Philocles, and the princess Candiope, on my life! for I heard the queen give private orders to Lysimantes, and name them twice or thrice.
Cel. I know a score or two of madcaps here hard by, whom I can pick up from taverns, and gaming-houses, and bordels; those I'll bring to aid him,—Now, Florimel, there's an argument for wenching: Where would you have had so many honest men together, upon the sudden, for a brave employment?
Flo. You'll leave me then, to take my fortune?
Cel. No:—If you will, I'll have you into the places aforesaid, and enter you into good company.
Flo. 'Thank you, sir; here's a key, will let me through this back-door to my own lodgings.
Cel. If I come off with life, I'll see you this evening; if not,—adieu, Florimel!
Flo. If you come not, I shall conclude you are killed; or taken, to be hanged for a rebel to-morrow morning: and then I'll honour your memory with a lampoon, instead of an epitaph.
Cel. No, no! I trust better in my fate: I know I am reserved to do you a courtesy. [Exit CEL.
[As FLORIMEL is unlocking the door to go out, FLAVIA opens it against her, and enters to her, followed by a Page.
Fla. Florimel, do you hear the news?
Flo. I guess they are in pursuit of Philocles.
Fla. When Lysimantes came with the queen's orders,
He refused to render up Candìope;
And, with some few brave friends he had about him,
Is forcing of his way through all the guards.
Flo. A gallant fellow!—I'll in, will you with me?— Hark! the noise comes this way!
Fla. I have a message from the queen to Lysimantes.— I hope I may be safe among the soldiers.
Flo. Oh, very safe!—Perhaps some honest fellow in the tumult may take pity of thy maidenhead, or so.—Adieu! [Exit FLO.
Page. The noise comes nearer, madam.
Fla. I am glad on't.—This message gives me the opportunity of speaking privately with Lysimantes.
Enter PHILOCLES and CANDIOPE, with three Friends, pursued by LYSIMANTES, and Soldiers.
Lys. What is it renders you thus obstinate? You have no hope of flight, and to resist is full as vain.
Phil. I'll die rather than yield her up.
Fla. My lord!
Lys. How now? some new message from the queen?— Retire a while to a convenient distance.
[To the Soldiers. LYS. and FLAV. whisper.
Lys. O Flavia, 'tis impossible! the queen in love with Philocles!
Fla. I have suspected it before; but now
My ears and eyes are witnesses.
This hour I overheard her, to Asteria,
Making such sad complaints of her hard fate!—
For my part, I believe, you lead him back
But to his coronation.
Lys. Hell take him first!
Fla. Presently after this she called for me,
And bid me run, and, with strict care, command you,
On peril of your life, he had no harm:
But, sir, she spoke it with so great concernment,
Methought I saw love, anger, and despair,
All combating at once upon her face.
Lys. Tell the queen,—I know not what,
I am distracted so.—
But go, and leave me to my thoughts.—
[Exit FLAVIA.
Was ever such amazing news,
Told in so strange and critical a moment?—
What shall I do?—
Does she love Philocles, who loves not her;
And loves not Lysimantes, who prefers her
Above his life?—What rests, but that I take
This opportunity, which she herself
Has given me, to kill this happy rival!—
Assist me, soldiers!
Phil. They shall buy me dearly.
Cand. Ah me, unhappy maid!
_Enter _CELADON, with his Friends, unbuttoned and reeling.
Cel. Courage, my noble cousin! I have brought A band of blades, the bravest youths of Syracuse; Some drunk, some sober, all resolved to run Your fortune to the utmost.—Fall on, mad boys!
Lys. Hold a little!—I'm not secure of victory against these desperate ruffians.
Cel. No, but I'll secure you! They shall cut your throat for such another word of them. Ruffians, quoth a'! call gamesters, whoremasters, and drunkards, ruffians!
Lys. Pray, gentlemen, fall back a little.
Cel. O ho, are they gentlemen now with you!—Speak first to your gentlemen soldiers to retire; And then I'll speak to my gentlemen ruffians. [CEL. signs to his party. There's your disciplined men now.—[They sign, and the Soldiers retire on both sides. Come, gentlemen, let's lose no time: While they are talking, let's have one merry main before we die, for mortality sake.
1 Fr. Agreed! here's my cloak for a table.
2 Fr. And my hat for a box.
[They lie down and throw.
Lys. Suppose I killed him!
'Twould but exasperate the queen the more:
He loves not her, nor knows he she loves him:—
sudden thought is come into my head,—
So to contrive it, that this Philocles,
And these his friends, shall bring to pass that for me,
Which I could never compass.—True, I strain
A point of honour; but then her usage to me—
It shall be so.—
Pray, Philocles, command your soldiers off;
As I will mine: I've somewhat to propose,
Which you perhaps may like.
Can. I will not leave him.
Lys. 'Tis my desire you should not.
Phil. Cousin, lead off your friends.
Cel. One word in your ear, coz:—Let me advise you, either make your own conditions, or never agree with him: his men are poor rogues, they can never stand before us.
[Exeunt all but Lys. Phil. and Cand.
Lys. Suppose some friend, ere night,
Should bring you to possess all you desire;
And not so only, but secure forever
The nation's happiness?
Phil. I would think of him, As some god or angel.
Lys. That god or angel you and I may be to one another.
We have betwixt us
An hundred men; the citadel you govern:
What were it now to seize the queen?
Phil. O impiety! to seize the queen!— To seize her, said you?
Lys. The word might be too rough,—I meant, secure her.
Phil. Was this your proposition?— And had you none to make it to but me?
Lys. Pray hear me out, ere you condemn me!—
I would not the least violence were offered
Her person. Two small grants is all I ask;
To make me happy in herself, and you
In your Candiope.
Cand. And will not you do this, my Philocles?— Nay, now my brother speaks but reason.
Phil. Interest makes all seem reason, that leads to it. Interest, that does the zeal of sects create, To purge a church, and to reform a state.
Lys. In short, the queen hath sent to part you two:— What more she means to her, I know not.
Phil. To her, alas!—Why, will not you protect her?
Lys. With you I can; but where's my power alone?
Cand. You know she loves me not: You lately heard her,
How she insulted over me: How she
Despised that beauty, which you say I have.—
I see, she purposes my death.
Phil. Why do you fright me with it? 'Tis in your brother's power to let us 'scape, And then you run no danger.
Lys. True, I may; But then my head must pay the forfeit of it.
Phil. O wretched Philocles! whither would love Hurry thee headlong?
Lys. Cease these exclamations.
There's no danger on your side: 'tis but to
Live without my sister; resolve that,
And you have shot the gulf.
Phil. To live without her! Is that nothing, think you? The damned in hell endure no greater pain, Than seeing heaven from far with hopeless eyes.
Cand. Candiope must die, and die for you:— See it not unrevenged at least.
Phil. Ha, unrevenged! On whom should I revenge it?—
But yet she dies, and I may hinder it?
'Tis I then murder my Candiope:—
And yet, should I take arms against my queen!
That favoured me, raised me to what I am?—
Alas! it must not be.
Lys. He cools again.—[Aside.
True, she once favoured you;
But now I am informed.
She is besotted on an upstart wretch
So far, that she intends to make him master
Both of her crown and person.
Phil. Knows he that!
Then, what I dreaded most is come to pass.—[Aside.
I am convinced of the necessity;
Let us make haste to raze
That action from the annals of her reign:
No motive but her glory could have wrought me.
I am a traitor to her, to preserve her
From treason to herself: Yet heaven knows,
With what a heavy heart
Philocles turns reformer. But have care
This fault of her strange passion take no air.
Let not the vulgar blow upon her fame.
Lys. I will be careful:—Shall we go, my lord?
Phil. Time wastes apace; each first prepare his men.— Come, my Candiope. [Exeunt PHIL. and CAND.
Lys. This ruins him forever with the queen;
The odium's half his, the profit all my own.
Those who, like me, by others' help would climb,
To make them sure, must dip them in their crime. [Exit.
SCENE II.—The Queen's apartments.
Enter Queen and ASTERIA.
Queen. No more news yet from Philocles?
Ast. None, madam, since Flavia's return.
Queen. O, my Asteria! if you loved me, sure You would say something to me of my Philocles! I could speak ever of him.
Ast. Madam, you commanded me no more to name him to you.
Queen. Then I command you now, speak of nothing else:— I charge you here, on your allegiance, tell me What I should do with him?
Ast. When you gave orders that he should be taken, You seemed resolved how to dispose of him.
Queen. Dull Asteria! not to know,
Mad people never think the same thing twice!—
Alas! I'm hurried restless up and down:—
I was in anger once, and then I thought
I had put into shore:
But now a gust of love blows hard against me,
And bears me off again.
Ast. Shall I sing the song, you made of Philocles, And called it Secret Love?
Queen. Do; for that's all kindness. And while thou singest it, I can think nothing but what pleases me.
SONG.
_I feed a flame within, which so torments me,
That it both pains my heart, and yet contents me:
'Tis such a pleasing smart, and I so love if,
That I had rather die, than once remove it.
Yet he, for whom I grieve, shall never know it;
My tongue does not betray, nor my eyes show it.
Not a sigh, nor a tear, my pain discloses,
But they fall silently, like dew on roses.
Thus, to prevent my love from being cruel,
My heart's the sacrifice, as 'tis the fuel:
And while I suffer this to give him quiet,
My faith rewards my love, though he deny it.
On his eyes will I gaze, and there delight me;
While I conceal my love no frown can fright me:
To be more happy, I dare not aspire;
Nor can I fall more low, mounting no higher_.
Queen. Peace!—Methinks I hear the noise Of clashing swords, and clattering arms below.
Enter FLAVIA.
Now; what news, that you press in so rudely?
Fla. Madam, the worst that can be:— Your guards upon the sudden are surprised, Disarmed; some slain; all scattered.
Queen. By whom?
Fla. Prince Lysimantes, and Lord Philocles.
Queen. It cannot be; Philocles is a prisoner.
Fla. What my eyes saw,—
Queen. Pull them out; they are false spectacles.
Ast. O, virtue! impotent and blind as fortune! Who would be good, or pious, if this queen, Thy great example, suffers!
Queen. Peace, Asteria! accuse not virtue; She has but given me a great occasion Of showing what I am, when fortune leaves me.
Ast. Philocles to do this!
Queen. Ay, Philocles!—I must confess 'twas hard!—
But there's a fate in kindness,
Still to be least returned, where most 'tis given.—
Where's Candiope?
Fla. Philocles was whispering to her.
Queen. Hence, screech-owl!—Call my guards quickly there!—
Put them apart in several prisons!—
Alas! I had forgot, I have no guards,
But those which are my jailors.
Never 'till now unhappy queen!
The use of power, till lost, is seldom known;
Now, I should strike, I find my thunder gone.
[Exeunt Queen and FLAV.
PHILOCLES enters, and meets ASTERIA going out.
Phil. Asteria, where's the queen?
Ast. Ah, my lord! what have you done? I came to seek you.
Phil. Is it from her you come?
Ast. No; but on her behalf:—Her heart's too great, In this low ebb of fortune, to entreat.
Phil. Tis but a short eclipse, Which past, a glorious day will soon ensue.— But I would ask a favour too from you.
Ast. When conquerors petition, they command: Those, that can captive queens, who can withstand?
Phil. She, with her happiness, might mine create;
Yet seems indulgent to her own ill fate:
But she in secret hates me, sure; for why,
If not, should she Candiope deny?
Ast. If you dare trust my knowledge of her mind, She has no thoughts of you that are unkind.
Phil. I could my sorrows with some patience bear,
Did they proceed from any one but her:
But from the queen! whose person I adore,
By duty much, by inclination more.
Ast. He is inclined already; did he know, That she loved him, how would his passion grow! [Aside.
Phil. That her fair hand with destiny combines!
Fate ne'er strikes deep, but when unkindness joins:
For, to confess the secret of my mind,
Something so tender for the queen I find,
That even Candiope can scarce remove,
And, were she lower, I should call it love.
Ast. She charged me, not this secret to betray;
But I best serve her, if I disobey.
For, if he loves, 'twas for her interest done;
If not, he'll keep it secret for his own. [Aside.
Phil. Why are you in obliging me so slow?
Ast. The thing's of great importance, you would know; And you must first swear secresy to all.
Phil. I swear.
Ast. Yet hold; your oath's too general: Swear that Candiope shall never know.
Phil. I swear.
Ast. No; not the queen herself.
Phil. I vow.
Ast. You wonder why I am so cautious grown,
In telling what concerns yourself alone:
But spare my vow, and guess what it may be,
That makes the queen deny Candiope:
'Tis neither heat, nor pride, that moves her mind;
Methinks the riddle is not hard to find.
Phil. You seem so great a wonder to intend, As were, in me, a crime to apprehend.
Ast. 'Tis not a crime to know; but would be one, To prove ungrateful when your duty's known.
Phil. Why would you thus my easy faith abuse:
I cannot think the queen so ill would chuse.
But stay, now your imposture will appear;
She has herself confessed she loved elsewhere:
On some ignoble choice has placed her heart,
One, who wants quality, and more, desert.
Ast. This, though unjust, you have most right to say; For, if you'll rail against yourself, you may.
Phil. Dull that I was!
A thousand things now crowd my memory.
That make me know it could be none but I.
Her rage was love; and its tempestuous flame,
Like lightning, showed the heaven from whence it came.
But in her kindness my own shame I see;
Have I dethroned her, then for loving me?
I hate myself for that which I have done,
Much more, discovered, than I did unknown.
How does she brook her strange imprisonment?
Ast. As great souls should, that make their own content.
The hardest term, she for your act could find,
Was only this, O Philocles, unkind!
Then, setting free a sigh, from her fair eyes
She wiped two pearls, the remnant of wild showers,
Which hung like drops upon the bells of flowers:
And thanked the heavens,
Which better did, what she designed, pursue,
Without her crime, to give her power to you.
Phil. Hold, hold! you set my thoughts so near a crown,
They mount above my reach, to pull them down:
Here constancy, ambition there does move;
On each side beauty, and on both sides love.
Ast. Methinks the least you can, is to receive This love with reverence, and your former leave.
Phil. Think but what difficulties come between!
Ast. 'Tis wondrous difficult to love a queen.
Phil. For pity, cease more reasons to provide,
I am but too much yielding to your side;
And, were my heart but at my own dispose,
I should not make a scruple now to chuse.
Ast. Then if the queen will my advice approve, Her hatred to you shall expel her love.
Phil. Not to be loved by her as hard would be, As to be hated by Candiope.
Ast. I leave you to resolve while you have time; You must be guilty, but may chuse your crime. [Exit ASTERIA.
Phil. One thing I have resolved; and that I'll do, Both for my love, and for my honour too; But then (ingratitude and falsehood weighed), I know not which would most my soul upbraid. Fate shoves me headlong down a rugged way; Unsafe to run, and yet too steep to stay. [Exit PHIL.
ACT V.
SCENE I.—The Court.
FLORIMEL in man's habit.
Flor. 'Twill be rare now, if I can go through with it, to outdo this mad Celadon in all his tricks, and get both his mistresses from him; then I shall revenge myself upon all three, and save my own stake into the bargain; for I find I do love the rogue, in spite of all his infidelities. Yonder they are, and this way they must come. If clothes and a bon mien will take them, I shall do it.—Save you, Monsieur Florimel! Faith, me thinks you are a very janty fellow, poudré et ajusté, as well as the best of 'em. I can manage the little comb; set my hat, shake my garniture, toss about my empty noddle, walk with a courant slur, and at every step peck down my head: If I should be mistaken for some courtier now, pray where's the difference?
Enter, to her, CELADON, OLINDA, and SABINA.
Olin. Never mince the matter!
Sab. You have left your heart behind with Florimel; we know it.
Cel. You know you wrong me: when I am with Florimel, 'tis still your prisoner, it only draws a longer chain after it.
Flo. Is it e'en so! then farewell, poor Florimel! thy maidenhead is condemned to die with thee.
Cel. But let's leave this discourse; 'tis all digression, that does not speak of your beauties.
Flo. Now for me, in the name of impudence!—[Comes forward.] They are the greatest beauties, I confess, that ever I beheld—
Cel. How now, what's the meaning of this young fellow?
Flo. And therefore I cannot wonder that this gentleman, who has the honour to be known to you, should admire you, since I, that am a stranger—
Cel. And a very impudent one, as I take it, sir.
Flo. Am so extremely surprised, that I admire, love, am wounded, and am dying, all in a moment.
Cel. I have seen him somewhere, but where I know not:—Pry'thee, my friend, leave us; dost thou think, we do not know our way in court?
Flo. I pretend not to instruct you in your way; you see I do not go before you; but you cannot possibly deny me the happiness to wait upon these ladies; me, who—
Cel. Thee, who shalt be beaten most unmercifully, if thou dost follow them.
Flo. You will not draw in court, I hope?
Cel. Pox on him, let's walk away faster, and be rid of him.
Flo. O, take no care for me, sir! you shall not lose me; I'll rather mend my pace, than not wait on you.
Olin. I begin to like this fellow.
Cel. You make very bold here in my seraglio, and I shall find a time to tell you so, sir.
Flo. When you find a time to tell me on't, I shall find a time to answer you: But, pray, what do you find in yourself so extraordinary, that you should serve these ladies better than I? Let me know what 'tis you value yourself upon, and let them judge betwixt us.
Cel. I am somewhat more a man than you.
Flo. That is, you are so much older than I:—Do you like a man ever the better for his age, ladies?
Sab. Well said, young-gentleman.
Cel. Pish, thee! a young raw creature; thou hast ne'er been under the barber's hands yet.
Flo. No, nor under the surgeon's neither, as you have been.
Cel. 'Slife, what would'st thou be at? I am madder than thou art.
Flo. The devil you are! I'll tope with you; I'll sing with you; I'll dance with you;—I'll swagger with you—
Cel. I'll fight with you.
Flo. Out upon fighting; 'tis grown so common a fashion, that a modish man condemns it; a man of garniture and feather is above the dispensation of the sword.
Olin. Uds my life! here's the queen's music just going to us; you shall decide your quarrel by a dance.
Sab. Who stops the fiddles?
Cel. Base and treble, by your leaves, we arrest you at these ladies' suits.
Flo. Come on, sirs, play me a jig; you shall see how I'll baffle him.
DANCE.
Flo. Your judgment, ladies.
Olin. You, sir; you, sir: This is the rarest gentleman! I could live and die with him—
Sab. Lord, how he sweats! please you, sir, to make use of my handkerchief?
Olin. You and I are merry, and just of an humour, sir; therefore we two should love one another.
Sab. And you and I are just of an age, sir; and therefore, methinks, we should not hate one another.
Cel. Then I perceive, ladies, I am a castaway, a reprobate, with you: Why, 'faith, this is hard luck now, that I should be no less than one whole hour in getting your affections, and now must lose 'em in a quarter of it.
Olin. No matter, let him rail; does the loss afflict you, sir?
Cel. No, in faith, does it not; for if you had not forsaken me, I had you: So the willows may flourish, for any branches I shall rob 'em of.
Sab. However, we have the advantage to have left you; not you us.
Cel. That's only a certain nimbleness in nature, you women have, to be first inconstant; but if you had not made the more haste, the wind was veering too upon my weathercock: The best on't is, Florimel is worth both of you.
Flo. 'Tis like she'll accept of their leavings.
Cel. She will accept on't, and she shall accept on't: I think I know more than you of her mind, sir.
Enter MELISSA.
Mel. Daughters, there's a poor collation within, that waits for you.
Flo. Will you walk, musty sir?
Cel. No, marry, sir, I will not; I have surfeited of that old woman's face already.
Flo. Begin some frolic, then; what will you do for her?
Cel. Faith, I am no dog, to show tricks for her; I cannot come aloft to an old woman.
Flo. Dare you kiss her?
Cel. I was never dared by any man. By your leave, old madam— [He plucks off her ruff.
Mel. Help! help! do you discover my nakedness?
Cel. Peace, Tiffany! no harm! [He puts on the ruff.] Now, Sir, here's Florimel's health to you. [Kisses her.
Mel. Away, sir!—A sweet young man as you are, to abuse the gift of nature so!
Cel. Good mother, do not commend me so; I am flesh and blood, and you do not know what you may pluck upon that reverend person of yours.—Come on, follow your leader.
[Gives FLORIMEL the ruff; she puts it on.
Flo. Stand fair, mother—
Cel. What, with your hat on? Lie thou there;—and thou, too—
[Plucks off her hat and peruke, and discovers FLORIMEL.
All. Florimel!
Flo. My kind mistresses, how sorry I am, I can do you no further service! I think I had best resign you to Celadon, to make amends for me.
Cel. Lord! what a misfortune it was, ladies, that the gentleman could not hold forth to you?
Olin. We have lost Celadon too.
Mel. Come away; this is past enduring. [Exeunt MEL. and OLIN.
Sab. Well, if ever I believe a man to be a man, for the sake of a peruke and feather again.—
Flo. Come, Celadon, shall we make accounts even? Lord! what a hanging-look was there? indeed, if you had been recreant to your mistress, or had forsworn your love, that sinner's face had been but decent; but, for the virtuous, the innocent, the constant Celadon!
Cel. This is not very heroic in you now, to insult over a man in his misfortunes; but take heed, you have robb'd me of my two mistresses; I shall grow desperately constant, and all the tempest of my love will fall upon your head: I shall so pay you!—
Flo. Who, you pay me! you are a bankrupt, cast beyond all possibility of recovery.
Cel. If I am a bankrupt, I'll be a very honest one; when I cannot pay my debts, at least I'll give you up the possession of my body.
Flo. No, I'll deal better with you; since you are unable to pay, I'll give in your bond.
Enter PHILOCLES with a commanders staff in his hand, attended.
Phil. Cousin, I am sorry I must take you from your company about an earnest business.
Flo. There needs no excuse, my lord; we had despatched our affairs, and were just parting.
Cel. Will you be going, sir? sweet sir,—damn'd sir!—I have but one word more to say to you.
Flo. As I am a man of honour, I'll wait on you some other time.
Cel. By these breeches,—
Flo. Which, if I marry you, I am resolved to wear; put that into our bargain, and so adieu, sir.
[Exit FLO.
Phil. Hark you, cousin,—[They whisper. You'll see it exactly executed; I rely upon you.
Cel. I shall not fail, my lord; may the conclusion of it prove happy to you. [Exit CEL.
PHILOCLES solus.
Wheree'er I cast about my wandering eyes,
Greatness lies ready in some shape to tempt me.
The royal furniture in every room,
The guards, and the huge waving crowds of people,
All waiting for a sight of that fair queen,
Who makes a present of her love to me:
Now tell me, Stoick!
If all these with a wish might be made thine,
Would'st thou not truck thy ragged virtue for 'em?
If glory was a bait, that angels swallow'd,
How then should souls allied to sense resist it?
Enter CANDIOPE.
Ah poor Candiope! I pity her,
But that is all.—
Cand. O my dear Philocles!
A thousand blessings wait on thee!
The hope of being thine, I think, will put
Me past my meat and sleep with ecstasy,
So I shall keep the fasts of seraphims,
And wake for joy, like nightingales in May.
Phil. Wake, Philocles, wake from thy dream of
glory,
'Tis all but shadow to Candiope:
Canst thou betray a love so innocent? [Aside.
Cand. What makes you melancholick? I doubt, I have displeased you.
Phil. No, my love, I am not displeased with you, But with myself, when I consider, How little I deserve you.
Cand. Say not so, my Philocles; a love so true as yours, That would have left a court, and a queen's favour, To live in a poor hermitage with me,—
Phil. Ha! she has stung me to the quick!
As if she knew the falsehood I intended:
But, I thank heaven, it has recall'd my virtue;
[Aside.
Oh! my dear, I love you, and you only; [To her.
Go in, I have some business for a while;
But I think minutes ages till we meet.
Cand. I knew you had; but yet I could not chuse, But come and look upon you. [Exit CANDIOPE.
Phil. What barbarous man would wrong so sweet a virtue!
Enter the Queen in black, with ASTERIA.
Madam, the states are straight to meet; but why
In these dark ornaments will you be seen?
Queen. They fit the fortune of a captive queen.
Phil. Deep shades are thus to heighten colours set; So stars in night, and diamonds shine in jet.
Queen. True friends should so in dark afflictions shine, But I have no great cause to boast of mine.
Phil. You may have too much prejudice for some, And think them false, before their trials come. But, madam, what determine you to do?
Queen. I came not here to be advised by you:
But charge you, by that power which once you owned,
And which is still my right, even when unthroned,
That whatsoe'er the states resolve of me,
You never more think of Candiope.
Phil. Not think of her! ah, how should I obey! Her tyrant eyes have forced my heart away.
Queen. By force retake it from those tyrant eyes, I'll grant you out my letters of reprise.
Phil. She has too well prevented that design, By giving me her heart, in change for mine.
Queen. Thus foolish Indians gold for glass forego;
'Twas to your loss you prized your heart so low.
I set its value when you were advanced,
And as my favours grew, its rate enhanced.
Phil. The rate of subjects' hearts by yours must go, And love in yours has set the value low.
Queen. I stand corrected, and myself reprove;
You teach me to repent my low-placed love:
Help me this passion from my heart to tear!—
Now rail on him, and I will sit and hear.
Phil. Madam, like you, I have repented too, And dare not rail on one, I do not know.
Queen. This, Philocles, like strange perverseness shews, As if whate'er I said you would oppose; How come you thus concerned for this unknown?
Phil. I only judge his actions by my own.
Queen. I've heard too much, and you too much have said. O heavens, the secret of my soul's betrayed! He knows my love, I read it in his face, And blushes, conscious of his queen's disgrace. [Aside. Hence quickly, hence, or I shall die with shame. [To him.
Phil. Now I love both, and both with equal flame. Wretched I came, more wretched I retire: When two winds blow it, who can quench the fire? [Exit PHILOCLES.
Queen. O my Asteria! I know not whom to accuse; But either my own eyes, or you, have told My love to Philocles.
Ast. Is't possible that he should know it, madam?
Queen. Methinks, you ask that question guiltily. [Lays her hand on ASTERIA'S shoulder. Confess, for I will know, what was the subject Of your long discourse i'th' antichamber with him.
Ast. It was business to convince him, madam, How ill he did, being so much obliged, To join in your imprisonment.
Queen. Nay, now I am confirmed my thought was true; For you could give him no such reason Of his obligements, as my love.
Ast. Because I saw him much a malecontent,
I thought to win him to your interest, madam,
By telling him it was no want of kindness,
Made your refusal of Candiope.
And he, perhaps—
Queen. What of him now?
Ast. As men are apt, interpreted my words, To all the advantage he could wrest the sense, As if I meant you loved him.
Queen. Have I deposited within thy breast
The dearest treasure of my life, my glory,
And hast thou thus betrayed me!
But why do I accuse thy female weakness,
And not my own, for trusting thee!
Unhappy queen, Philocles knows thy fondness,
And needs must think it done by thy command.
Ast. Dear madam, think not so.
Queen. Peace, peace, thou should'st for ever hold thy tongue:
For it has spoke too much for all thy life. [To her.
Then Philocles has told Candiope,
And courts her kindness with his scorn of me.
O whither am I fallen!
But I must rouse myself, and give a stop
To all these ills by headlong passion caused.
In hearts resolved weak love is put to flight,
And only conquers, when we dare not fight.
But we indulge our harms, and, while he gains
An entrance, please ourselves into our pains.
Enter LYSIMANTES.
Ast. Prince Lysimantes, madam.
Queen. Come near, you poor deluded criminal;
See how ambition cheats you:
You thought to find a prisoner here,
But you behold a queen.
Lys. And may you long be so! 'tis true, this act May cause some wonder in your majesty.
Queen. None, cousin, none; I ever thought you Ambitious, proud, designing.
Lys. Yet all my pride, designs, and my ambition, Were taught me by a master, With whom you are not unacquainted, madam.
Queen. Explain yourself; dark purposes, like yours, Need an interpretation.
Lys. 'Tis love, I mean.
Queen. Have my low fortunes given thee This insolence, to name it to thy queen?
Lys. Yet you have heard, love named without offence. As much below you as you think my passion, I can look down on yours.
Queen. Does he know it too! This is the extremest malice of my stars! [Aside.
Lys. You see that princes' faults,
(Howe'er they think them safe from public view)
Fly out thro the dark crannies of their closets:
We know what the sun does,
Even when we see him not, in t'other world.
Queen. My actions, cousin, never feared the light.
Lys. Produce him, then, your darling of the dark. For such an one you have.
Queen. I know no such.
Lys. You know, but will not own him.
Queen. Rebels ne'er want pretence to blacken kings, And this, it seems, is yours: Do you produce him, Or ne'er hereafter sully my renown With this aspersion:—Sure he dare not name him. [Aside.
Lys. I am too tender of your frame; or else—
Nor are things brought to that extremity:
Provided you accept my passion,
I'll gladly yield to think I was deceived.
Queen. Keep in your error still; I will not buy Your good opinion at so dear a rate, And my own misery, by being yours.
Lys. Do not provoke my patience by such scorns. For fear I break through all, and name him to you.
Queen. Hope not to fright me with your mighty looks; Know, I dare stem that tempest in your brow, And dash it back upon you.
Lys. Spite of prudence it will out:—'Tis Philocles!
Now judge, when I was made a property
To cheat myself, by making him your prisoner,
Whether I had not right to take up arms?
Queen. Poor envious wretch! Was this the venom that swelled up thy breast? My grace to Philocles mis-deemed my love!
Lys. Tis true, the gentleman is innocent; He ne'er sinned up so high, not in his wishes; You know he loves elsewhere.
Queen. You mean your sister.
Lys. I wish some Sibyl now would tell me, Why you refused her to him.
Queen. Perhaps I did not think him worthy of her.
Lys. Did you not think him too worthy, madam?
This is too thin a veil to hide your passion;
To prove you love him not, yet give her him,
And I'll engage my honour to lay down my arms.
Queen. He is arrived where I would wish— [Aside. Call in the company, and you shall see what I will do.
Lys. Who waits without there? [Exit LYS.
Queen. Now hold, my heart, for this one act of honour,
And I will never ask more courage of thee:
Once more I have the means to reinstate myself into my glory.
I feel my love to Philocles within me
Shrink, and pull back my heart from this hard trial.
But it must be, when glory says it must:
As children, wading from some river's bank,
First try the water with their tender feet;
Then, shuddering up with cold, step back again,
And straight a little further venture on,
Till, at the last, they plunge into the deep,
And pass, at once, what they were doubting long:
I'll make the experiment; it shall be done in haste,
Because I'll put it past my power to undo.
Enter at one door LYSIMANTES, at the other PHILOCLES, CELADON, CANDIOPE, FLORIMEL, FLAVIA, OLINDA, SABINA, the three deputies, and soldiers.
Lys. In arms! is all well, Philocles?
Phil. No, but it shall be.
Queen. He comes, and with him
The fever of my love returns to shake me.
I see love is not banished from my soul;
He is still there, but is chained up by glory.
Ast. You've made a noble conquest, madam.
Queen. Come hither Philocles: I am first to tell you, I and my cousin are agreed; he has Engaged to lay down arms.
Phil. 'Tis well for him he has; for all his party, By my command, already are surprised, While I was talking with your majesty.
Cel. Yes, 'faith, I have done him that courtesy; I brought his followers, under pretence of guarding it, to a strait place, where they are all coupt up without use of their arms, and may be pelted to death by the small infantry o'er the town.
Queen. 'Twas more than I expected, or could hope; Yet still I thought your meaning honest.
Phil. My fault was rashness, but 'twas full of zeal:
Nor had I e'er been led to that attempt,
Had I not seen, it would be done without me:
But by compliance I preserved the power,
Which I have since made use of for your service.
Queen. And which I purpose so to recompence—
Lys. With her crown, she means: I knew 'twould come to it. [Aside.
Phil. O heavens, she'll own her love!
Then I must lose Candiope for ever,
And, floating in a vast abyss of glory,
Seek and not find myself!—
Queen. Take your Candiope; and be as happy As love can make you both:—How pleased I am, That I can force my tongue To speak words, so far distant from my heart! [Aside.
Cand. My happiness is more than I can utter!
Lys. Methinks I could do violence on myself, for taking arms
Against a queen, so good, so bountiful:
Give me leave, madam, in my ecstasy
Of joy, to give you thanks for Philocles:—
You have preserved my friend, and now he owes not
His fortunes only to your favour; but,
What's more, his life, and, more than that, his love.
I am convinced, she never loved him now;
Since by her free consent, all force removed,
She gives him to my sister.
Flavia was an impostor, and deceived me. [Aside.
Phil. As for me, madam, I can only say, That I beg respite for my thanks; for, on a sudden, The benefit's so great, it overwhelms me.
Ast. Mark but the faintness of the acknowledgement. [To the Queen, aside.
Queen to Ast.] I have observed it with you, and am pleased, He seems not satisfied; for I still wish That he may love me.
Phil. I see Asteria deluded me,
With flattering hopes of the queen's love.
Only to draw me off from Lysimantes:
But I will think no more on't.
I'm going to possess Candiope,
And I am ravished with the joy on't!—ha!
Not ravished neither.
For what can be more charming than that queen!
Behold how night sits lovely on her eye-brows,
While day breaks from her eyes! then a crown too:
Lost, lost, for ever lost; and now 'tis gone,
Tis beautiful.—[Aside.
Ant. How he eyes you still! [To the queen.
Phil. Sure I had one of the fallen angels' dreams; All heaven within this hour was mine! [Aside.
Cand. What is it, that disturbs you, dear?
Phil. Only the greatness of my joy: I've ta'en too strong a cordial, love, And cannot yet digest it.
Queen. Tis done!
[Clapping her hand on ASTERIA,
But this pang more, and then a glorious birth.—
The tumults of this day, my loyal subjects,
Have settled in my heart a resolution,
Happy for you, and glorious too for me.
First, for my cousin; tho', attempting on my person,
He has incurred the danger of the laws,
I will not punish him.
Lys. You bind me ever to my loyalty.
Queen. Then that I may oblige you more to it,
I here declare you rightful successor,
And heir immediate to my crown:
This, gentlemen—[To the deputies.
I hope will still my subjects' discontents,
When they behold succession firmly settled.
Dep. Heaven preserve your majesty!
Queen. As for myself, I have resolved
Still to continue as I am, unmarried:
The cares, observances, and all the duties
Which I should pay an husband, I will place
Upon my people; and our mutual love
Shall make a blessing more than conjugal,
And this the states shall ratify.
Lys. Heaven bear me witness, that I take no joy In the succession of a crown, Which must descend to me so sad a way.
Queen. Cousin, no more; my resolution's past Which fate shall never alter.
Phil. Then I am once more happy;
For, since none must possess her, I am pleased
With my own choice, and will desire no more:
For multiplying wishes is a curse.
That keeps the mind still painfully awake.
Queen. Celadon.
Your care and loyalty have this day obliged me;
But how to be acknowledging, I know not,
Unless you give the means.
Cel. I was in hope your majesty had forgot me; therefore, if you please, madam, I'll only beg a pardon for having taken up arms once to-day against you; for I have a foolish kind of conscience, which I wish many of your subjects had, that will not let me ask a recompence for my loyalty, when I know I have been a rebel.
Queen. Your modesty shall not serve the turn; ask something.
Cel. Then I beg, madam, you will command Florimel never to be friends with me.
Flo. Ask again; I grant that without the queen: But why are you afraid on't?
Cel. Because I am sure, as soon as ever you are, you'll marry me.
Flo. Do you fear it?
Cel. No, 'twill come with a fear.
Flo. If you do, I will not stick with you for an oath.
Cel. I require no oath till we come to church: and then after the priest, I hope; for I find it will be my destiny to marry thee.
Flo. If ever I say a word after the black gentleman for thee, Celadon—
Cel. Then, I hope, you'll give me leave to bestow a faithful heart elsewhere.
Flo. Ay, but if you would have one, you must bespeak it, for I am sure you have none ready made.
Cel. What say you, shall I marry Flavia?
Flo. No, she'll be too cunning for you.
Cel. What say you to Olinda, then? she's tall, and fair, and bonny.
Flo. And foolish, and apish, and fickle.
Cel. But Sabina there's pretty, and young, and loving, and innocent.
Flo. And dwarfish, and childish, and fond, and flippant: If you marry her sister, you will get may-poles; and if you marry her, you will get fairies to dance about them.
Cel. Nay, then, the case is clear, Florimel; if you take 'em all from me, 'tis because you reserve me for yourself.
Flo. But this marriage is such a bugbear to me! much might be if we could invent but any way to make it easy.
Cel. Some foolish people have made it uneasy, by drawing the knot faster than they need; but we that are wiser will loosen it a little.
Flo. 'Tis true, indeed, there's some difference betwixt a girdle and a halter.
Cel. As for the first year, according to the laudable custom of new-married people, we shall follow one another up into chambers, and down into gardens, and think we shall never have enough of one another. So far 'tis pleasant enough, I hope.
Flo. But after that, when we begin to live like husband and wife, and never come near one another—what then, sir?
Cel. Why, then, our only happiness must be to have one mind, and one will, Florimel.
Flo. One mind, if thou wilt, but pr'ythee let us have two wills; for I find one will be little enough for me alone. But how, if those wills should meet and clash, Celadon?
Cel. I warrant thee for that; husbands and wives keep their wills far enough asunder for ever meeting. One thing let us be sure to agree on, that is, never to be jealous.
Flo. No; but e'en love one another as long as we can; and confess the truth when we can love no longer.
Cel. When I have been at play, you shall never ask me what money I have lost.
Flo. When I have been abroad, you shall never enquire who treated me.
Cel. Item, I will have the liberty to sleep all night, without your interrupting my repose for any evil design whatsoever.
Flo. Item, Then you shall bid me goodnight before you sleep.
Cel. Provided always, that whatever liberties we take with other people, we continue very honest to one another.
Flo. As far as will consist with a pleasant life.
Cel. Lastly, whereas the names of husband and wife hold forth nothing, but clashing and cloying, and dulness and faintness, in their signification; they shall be abolished for ever betwixt us.
Flo. And instead of those, we will be married by the more agreeable names of mistress and gallant.
Cel. None of my privileges to be infringed by thee, Florimel, under the penalty of a month of fasting nights.
Flo. None of my privileges to be infringed by thee, Celadon, under the penalty of cuckoldom.
Cel. Well, if it be my fortune to be made a cuckold, I had rather thou should'st make me one, than any one in Sicily; and, for my comfort, I shall have thee oftener than any of thy servants.
Flo. Look ye now, is not such a marriage as good as wenching, Celadon?
Cel. This is very good; but not so good, Florimel.
Queen. Now set we forward to the assembly.—You promise, cousin, your consent?
Lys. But most unwillingly.
Queen. Philocles, I must beg your voice too.
Phil. Most joyfully I give it.
Lys. Madam, but one word more;—
Since you are so resolved,
That you may see, bold as my passion was,
'Twas only for your person, not your crown;
I swear no second love
Shall violate the flame I had for you,
But, in strict imitation of your oath,
I vow a single life.
Queen. Now, my Asteria, my joys are full;
[To ASTERIA.
The powers above, that see
The innocent love I bear to Philocles,
Have given its due reward; for by this means
The right of Lysimantes will devolve
Upon Candiope: and I shall have
This great content, to think, when I am dead,
My crown may fall on Philocles's head.
[Exeunt.