1858

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[Original]

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TO
WM. S. PARHAM, and ALFRED J. LOWRY,
OF MADISON PARISH, LOUISIANA,
MY TRUE AND FAST FRIENDS,
THIS HUMBLE VOLUME IS INSCRIBED BY THEIR FRIEND,
MADISON TENSAS, M. D.


CONTENTS

[ THE CITY PHYSICIAN versus THE SWAMP DOCTOR. ]

[ MY EARLY LIFE. ]

[ GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH THE MEDICINES. ]

[ A TIGHT RACE CONSIDERIN'. ]

[ TAKING GOOD ADVICE. ]

[ THE DAY OF JUDGMENT. ]

[ A RATTLESNAKE ON A STEAMBOAT. ]

[ FRANK AND THE PROFESSOR. ]

[ THE CURIOUS WIDOW. ]

[ THE MISSISSIPPI PATENT PLAN FOR PULLING TEETH. ]

[ VALERIAN AND THE PANTHER. ]

[ SEEKING A LOCATION ]

[ CUPPING AN IRISHMAN. ]

[ BEING EXAMINED FOR MY DEGREE. ]

[ STEALING A BABY. ]

[ THE “SWAMP DOCTOR” TO ESCULAPIUS. ]

[ MY FIRST CALL IN THE SWAMP. ]

[ THE MAN OF ARISTOCRATIC DISEASES. ]

[ THE INDEFATIGABLE BEAR-HUNTER. ]

[ LOVE IN A GARDEN. ]

[ HOW TO CURE FITS. ]

[ A STRUGGLE FOR LIFE. ]

[ STREAKS OF SQUATTER LIFE, AND FAR-WEST SCENES. ]

[ PREFACE. ]

[ STREAKS OF SQUATTER LIFE, AND FAR-WEST SCENES. ]

[ THE WESTERN WANDERINGS OF A TYPO. ]

[ CHAPTER I. THE WAY HE WAS “BROUGHT UP.” ]

[ CHAPTER II. AN ADVENTURE AMONG THE OFFICIALS. ]

[ CHAPTER III. JOHN'S EDITORIAL CAREER. ]

[ CHAPTER IV. HIS WANDERINGS THROUGH THE PRAIRIES. ]

[ CHAPTER V. HIS ENCOUNTER WITH OLD FRIENDS. ]

[ “NOT A DROP MORE, MAJOR, UNLESS IT'S SWEETEN'D.” ]

[ NETTLE BOTTOM BALL; OR, BETSY JONES' TUMBLE IN THE MUSH PAN. ]

[ A “CAT” STORY, WHICH MUST NOT BE CUR-TAILED. ]

[ A SPIRITUAL SISTER, HER ENCOUNTER WITH A DOUBTFUL SMITH. ]

[ HOSS ALLEN'S APOLOGY; OR, THE CANDIDATE'S NIGHT IN A MUSQUITO SWAMP! ]

[ NATURAL ACTING! DAN MARBLE'S FIRST APPEARANCE AT GRAND RIVER, MICHIGAN. ]

[ A CANAL ADVENTURE. ]

[ THE STANDING CANDIDATE. HIS EXCUSE FOR BEING A BACHELOR. ]

[ AN EMIGRANT'S PERILS; OR, A FLYING TICKET ON THE MISSISSIPPI. ]

[ FUN WITH A “BAB.” A NIGHT ADVENTURE ON THE MISSOURI. ]

[ TELEGRAPHING AN EXPRESS. A NIGHT'S ADVENTURE IN THE AMERICAN BOTTOM. ]

[ THE PRE-EMPTION RIGHT; OR, DICK KELSY'S SIGNATURE TO HIS LAND CLAIM. ]

[ YALLEK PLEDGES; OR, THE FIGHT ABOUT SALLY SPILLMAN. ]

[ GEORGE MUNDAY, THE HATLESS PROPHET. ]

[ COURTING IN FRENCH HOLLOW. ]

[ THE SECOND ADVENT! TOM BANGALL, THE ENGINEER, AND MILLERISM. ]

[ SETTLEMENT FUN. BILL SAPPER'S LETTER TO HIS COUSIN. ]

[ “DOING” A LANDLORD. A STORY OF SHAPE AND TALENT. ]

[ WHO IS SIR GEORGE SIMPSON? AN EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCE ABOUT HIM. ]

[ LETTERS FROM A BABY. BY A FORWARD CHILD. ]

[ SETH TINDER'S FIRST COURTSHIP, HOW HIS FLAME WAS QUENCHED! ]

[ THE DEATH STRUGGLE; OR, THE WAY SMITH DID UP JONES. ]

[ “WHO ARE THEY?” A QUESTION OF VITAL IMPORT. ]