I
I first was hired to peg a Hack [1]
They call "The Erin" sometime back,
Where soon I learned to patter flash, [2]
To curb the tits, and tip the lash— [3]
Which pleased the Master of The Crown
So much, he had me up to town,
And gave me lots of quids a year, [4]
To tool "The Constitutions" here. [5]
So, ya-hip, hearties, here am I
That drive the Constitution Fly.