ONE RESULT OF THE MODERN METHODS OF THE UP-TO-DATE CHURCH
| “John, I just know there’s somebody trying to get in our front door.” | “Now, do be careful when you open the door, John.” |
| “John, John, don’t open that door!” | “Gee! I didn’t know w’ere te toor-bell wass at.” |
| “Oh, John, I just know something dreadful has happened to father!” | “Gee! if dere hain’t no answer, I guess I’ll mosey back. Gee! dis is a peach of a night.” |