CONTENTS.Chapter I. [I DON'T MIND IF I DO!]II. [THE LOGICAL CUSTODIAN]III. [THREE QUARTERS AND SIX EIGHTHS]IV. [I'LL TELL HER YOU'RE A BAPTIST]V. [THEN I'LL COME BACK TO YOU]VI. [MY MAN O'MARA]VII. [HARRIGAN, THAT'S ME!]VIII. [GREETINGS, SIR GALLAHAD!]IX. [A MATTER OF ORNITHOLOGY]X. [NOT A CHANCE IN THE WORLD]XI. [I NEVER DID LIKE TO BE BEATEN]XII. [THAT WOODS-RAT]XIII. [THIS LITERARY THING]XIV. [A GIRL LIKE HER]XV. [LAW AND LUMBER]XVI. [ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN]XVII. [HONEY!]XVIII. [I'M TELLING YOU GOOD-BYE]XIX. [SOME LETTERS AND A REPLY]XX. [BLUE FLANNEL AND CORDUROY]XXI. [SETTING THE STAGE]XXII. [IT HAPPENS IN BOOKS]XXIII. [TO-MORROW—]XXIV. [—AND TO-MORROW, AND TO-MORROW]XXV. [IN REAL LIFE TOO]