THE OWL
Tiddly Winks had a pet owl.
He called him “Mr. Who.”
The Owl cried, “Tu-whit, tu-who.”
Tiddly Winks said, “Meet the Rag Doll.”
The Rag Doll said,
“Are you really old and wise,
I very much admire your size.”
The Owl replied,
“I admire your bead eyes so bright,
Can you read by candle-light?”
They all laughed at that.
The Rag Doll could not read at all!