A ROMANTIC ADVENTURE INTO RELIGION
Once upon a time there
Was a little
Girl.
And she never read the
Bible, and when her fond parents
Decided that she ought to be
Religiously educated, she
Rebelled, and on Sundays developed
Colds—and so forth.
But—
When anyone mentioned
Saul or
Rachel or
Anything, she felt
Uncomfortable
And blushed
And giggled
And tried to
Change the subject, which
She couldn’t always do.
And everyone accused her of not
“Having religion”
Until she fully
Believed it.
Bye and bye
When she grew older she
Began to wonder
What this religion
That everybody thought so much about—
That preachers preached about—
That revivalists ranted about—
Is.
And when she asked
People
Some carefully stroked their beards
And thoughtfully cleaned their spectacles
And said:—“It is
The divine life in the human soul” whatever
That is.
And some
Sat up straight
And promptly answered
“The natural gratitude to God for creating us which makes us want to obey his commands, in return,” which
Was clearer, but sounded too much like a
Bargain.
And she asked some who had been
Brought up on
Catechisms and
Things.
And they
Looked shocked at the
Question.
Perhaps because they
Didn’t know.
And there were many
More answers
But
The girl thought
That, as there
Were so many and
So many people had
Bothered about it,
It must be pretty
Important and
Useful.
And so she looked
Up in card indices and
Read many
Deep books
And had many
Deep discussions
And things.
Finally she decided
That
Religion is a very
Personal thing,
And so
There couldn’t be a
Single definition for
Everyone.
But as for herself, she
Considered it
One’s idea of perfection,
The attempt to live up to this idea as an ideal,
And
One’s attitude toward the world in trying to do this.
And as for the ways of “getting religion”
She could not believe
That this should be
Thrust upon a poor defenseless
Babe, or that a mean advantage should be
Taken of his
Youth
By his parents, in biasing his
Later saner judgment by
Prejudicing him in favor of certain
Opinions that They
Happened to have.
She did not mean
That one should not read the
Bible, or obey general morals or
Know who Rachel was or
Be as uneducated, as
She. She meant that one should be
Left to oneself,
When it comes to thinking out
What his Motive in life,
And
Conception of perfection, and
Explanation of the big whys of
Life, and
Things
Like that
Are.
For one must get an
Understanding of such
Things
(If one is to have a real understanding of them)
Either through
Much theory,
Or better,
By the experience which only
Living gives—
If you get what I mean.
But,
Thought the girl,
What is the use of
Worrying
About things like that
Anyhow?
And then she
Realized how
People always turn toward
Religion
When they are in
Trouble; as the
Religious revival in
Europe now
Shows.
And she realized the
Comfort that they
Get
From it.
And after all
It is only natural that when
Material things
And means toward the real end
Go wrong,
And one feels blue,
That one should try to
Look ahead
And beyond
At the real goal,
And get
Cheered up,
By the confirmation that there is a goal.
And that is one use of
Religion.
And besides
People
Are apt to be too
Materialistic, nowadays.
And the very presence of ideals,
Or recognition of their presence,
Will lead one
Beyond
Such narrowness
And
Such binding materialism, and so
Will lead to
Higher ideals—
Hence
Higher strivings—
Hence
A better world—
Which is
An asset in itself,
If you get what I
Mean.
And this is the
Real
Use of religion.
And with this off her mind she felt better.