Bricriu’s Falsehood
Before Bricriu left Armagh he went to the mighty Laegaire and with many words of praise said: “All good be with you, O Laegaire, winner of battles! Why should you not be Champion of Ireland for ever?”
“I can be, if I will,” said Laegaire.
“Follow my advice, and you shall be head of all the champions of Ireland,” said cunning Bricriu.
“What is your counsel?” asked Laegaire.
“King Conor is coming to a feast in my house,” said Bricriu, “and the Champion’s Bit will be a splendid portion for any hero. That warrior who obtains it at this feast will be acclaimed Chief Champion of Erin. When the banquet begins do you bid your chariot-driver rise and claim the hero’s portion for you, for you are indeed worthy of it, and I hope that you may get what you so well deserve!”
“Some men shall die if my right is taken from me,” quoth Laegaire; but Bricriu only laughed and turned away.