CARLO THE GARDENER
De poets dey tinka dey gotta da tree,
Dey gotta da arta, da birda—but me,
I lova da arta, I lova da flower,
(Ah, bella fioretta!) I waita da hour:
I mowa da grass, I rake uppa da leaf—
I brava young Carlo—Maria! fine t'ief!
I waita
Till later.
Da poets go homa, go finda da sup',
I creep by dis tree and I digga her up,
(Da Grackla, da blossom, da tree-a I love,
Per Dio! and da art!) So I giva da shove,
I catcha da birda, I getta da tree,
I taka to Rosa my wife, and den she—
She gotta
In potta!
Vachel Lindsay
(Bounding on toward the end of the proceedings with a bundle over his shoulder, and making the rest join in at the high spots.)