WHAT I HAVE WRIT ABOUT.

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Why I don’t have no Preface to this Book,[v]
The Jonesville Debatin’-School,[19]
The Widder Doodle,[54]
A Debate on Intemperance,[73]
Tirzah Ann as a Wife,[103]
P. A. and P. I.,[121]
How I went to ’Lection,[144]
Senator Vyse and his Victim,[161]
How we Bought a Sewin’ Machine and Organ,[193]
Preparin’ for our Tower,[211]
The Widder and Widower,[222]
How Serepta Carried the Meetin’ House,[231]
I and Josiah Visit Philander Spicer’ses Folks,[270]
Melankton Spicer and his Family,[294]
Uncle Deacon Zebulon Coffin,[316]
How I Married the Deacon’s Daughter,[353]
The Grand Exhibition,[370]
Good Land! Good Land! and Good Land!,[383]
Patronizin’ the Railroad,[386]
I Advise the Nation though its Great Men,[400]
Interview with Gen. Hawley,[406]
Doin’ the Main Buildin’,[411]
Josiah’s Ride in a Chair,[422]
A Trip through the World,[425]
In the Chinese Department,[440]
I Meet Old Acquaintances,[453]
Widder Doodle as a Bride,[460]
The Artemus Gallery,[473]
Interview with Dom Pedro,[490]
The “Creation Searchers” at the Sentinal,[506]
Machinery Hall,[507]
The Marquis of Lorne,[513]
The Spiritualist,[522]
The Wimmen’s Pavilion,[523]
The Female Lecturer,[525]
Among the Relics,[535]
Among the Wild Beasts,[539]
The Indian Question,[541]
My Success as P. A. and P. I.,[547]
The Sentinal Promiscous,[550]
The “Creation Searchers” in Jail,[551]
The End of our Tower,[557]
Home Affairs,[559]
The 14th Day of September,[561]
A Bridal Tower,[563]
A Good Time Generally,[570]
The Baby,[576]
All Happy,[580]