| CHAPTER ONE |
| In Which the Coney Island Microbe Enters Our Quiet Home | [1] |
| CHAPTER TWO |
| We set sail for Thousand Island Park and have a real good time, but Josiah murmurs about Coney. | [ 23] |
| CHAPTER THREE |
| We seek Quiet and Happiness in their beautiful hants and mingle with the pleasure seekers of Alexandria Bay. | [ 39] |
| CHAPTER FOUR |
| We enjoy the hospitalities of Whitfield’s aunt’s boardin’-house at the Park, and my pardner goes a-fishin’ | [ 57] |
| CHAPTER FIVE |
| Josiah’s imagination about his fishin’ exploits carries him to a pint where I have to rebuke him, which makes him dretful huffy | [ 73] |
| CHAPTER SIX |
| In which I draw the matrimonial line round my pardner and also keep my eye on Mr. Pomper | [ 87] |
| CHAPTER SEVEN |
| In which Josiah proposes to dance and Mr. Pomper makes an advance | [ 101] |
| CHAPTER EIGHT |
| In which Mr. Pomper declares his intenshuns an’ gives his views on matrimony | [ 123] |
| CHAPTER NINE |
| In which Mr. Pomper makes a offer of marriage and Faith has a wonderful experience | [ 147] |
| CHAPTER TEN |
| We Hear a Great Temperance Sermon, but Josiah Still Hankers for Coney Island | [ 163] |
| CHAPTER ELEVEN |
| In Which We Return Home, and I Perswaide Josiah to Build a Cottage for Tirzah Ann | [ 183] |
| CHAPTER TWELVE |
| In Which Josiah Still Works at His Plan for Tirzah Ann’s Cottage, and Decides to Send His Lumber C. O. W. | [ 201] |
| CHAPTER THIRTEEN |
| In Which Josiah and Serenus Depart Sarahuptishusly for Coney Island and I Start in Pursuit | [ 211] |
| CHAPTER FOURTEEN |
| The Curious Sights I Seen An’ the Hair-Raisin’ Episodes I Underwent in My Agonizin’ Search for My Pardner | [ 221] |
| CHAPTER FIFTEEN |
| I Visit the Moon, the Witchin’ Waves, Open Air Circus, Advise the Monkeys, Make the Male Statute Laugh, but Do Not Find Josiah | [ 233] |
| CHAPTER SIXTEEN |
| The Wonderful and Mysterious Sights I Saw in Steeple Chase Park, and My Search There for My Pardner | [ 249] |
| CHAPTER SEVENTEEN |
| In Which I Continue My Search for Josiah Through Dreamland, Huntin’ for Him in Vain, and Return to Bildad’s at Night, Weary and Despairin’ | [ 273] |
| CHAPTER EIGHTEEN |
| Josiah Found at Last! the Awful Fire at Dreamland and the Terrible Sights I Saw There | [ 293] |
| CHAPTER NINETEEN |
| We Return to Jonesville and Josiah Builds Tirzah Ann’s Cottage With Strange Inventions and Additions | [ 309] |
| CHAPTER TWENTY |
| Faith Comes to Visit Us. We Attend the Camp Meetin’ at Piller Pint, and Faith Meets the Lover of Her Youth | [ 327] |