| CHAP. | | PAGE |
| | An Appreciation | [vii] |
| | Introduction | [xxxi] |
| I. | A Memorable Midnight Experience | [1] |
| II. | Two Mark Twain Editorials | [14] |
| III. | The Temperance Crusade and Woman’s Rights | [24] |
| IV. | O’Shah | [31] |
| V. | A Wonderful Pair of Slippers | [87] |
| VI. | Aix, the Paradise of the Rheumatics | [94] |
| VII. | Marienbad--A Health Factory | [113] |
| VIII. | Down the Rhône | [129] |
| IX. | The Lost Napoleon | [169] |
| X. | Some National Stupidities | [175] |
| XI. | The Cholera Epidemic in Hamburg | [186] |
| XII. | Queen Victoria’s Jubilee | [193] |
| XIII. | Letters to Satan | [211] |
| XIV. | A Word of Encouragement for Our Blushing Exiles | [221] |
| XV. | Dueling | [225] |
| XVI. | Skeleton Plan of a Proposed Casting Vote Party | [233] |
| XVII. | The United States of Lyncherdom | [239] |
| XVIII. | To the Person Sitting in Darkness | [250] |
| XIX. | To My Missionary Critics | [273] |
| XX. | Thomas Brackett Reed | [297] |
| XXI. | The Finished Book | [299] |
| XXII. | As Regards Patriotism | [301] |
| XXIII. | Dr. Loeb’s Incredible Discovery | [304] |
| XXIV. | The Dervish and the Offensive Stranger | [310] |
| XXV. | Instructions in Art | [315] |
| XXVI. | Sold to Satan | [326] |
| XXVII. | That Day in Eden | [339] |
| XXVIII. | Eve Speaks | [347] |
| XXIX. | Samuel Erasmus Moffett | [351] |
| XXX. | The New Planet | [355] |
| XXXI. | Marjorie Fleming, the Wonder Child | [358] |
| XXXII. | Adam’s Soliloquy | [377] |
| XXXIII. | Bible Teaching and Religious Practice | [387] |
| XXXIV. | The War Prayer | [394] |
| XXXV. | Corn-pone Opinions | [399] |