MARK TWAIN’S SPEECHES

by Mark Twain


CONTENTS


[ INTRODUCTION ]

[ PREFACE ]

[ THE STORY OF A SPEECH ]

[ PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THE PILGRIMS ]

[ COMPLIMENTS AND DEGREES ]

[ BOOKS, AUTHORS, AND HATS ]

[ DEDICATION SPEECH ]

[ DIE SCHRECKEN DER DEUTSCHEN SPRACHE ]

[ GERMAN FOR THE HUNGARIANS ]

[ A NEW GERMAN WORD ]

[ UNCONSCIOUS PLAGIARISM ]

[ THE WEATHER ]

[ THE BABIES ]

[ OUR CHILDREN AND GREAT DISCOVERIES ]

[ EDUCATING THEATRE-GOERS ]

[ THE EDUCATIONAL THEATRE ]

[ POETS AS POLICEMEN ]

[ PUDD’NHEAD WILSON DRAMATIZED ]

[ DALY THEATRE ]

[ THE DRESS OF CIVILIZED WOMAN ]

[ DRESS REFORM AND COPYRIGHT ]

[ COLLEGE GIRLS ]

[ GIRLS ]

[ THE LADIES ]

[ WOMAN’S PRESS CLUB ]

[ VOTES FOR WOMEN ]

[ WOMAN-AN OPINION ]

[ ADVICE TO GIRLS ]

[ TAXES AND MORALS ]

[ TAMMANY AND CROKER ]

[ MUNICIPAL CORRUPTION ]

[ MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT ]

[ CHINA AND THE PHILIPPINES ]

[ THEORETICAL MORALS ]

[ LAYMAN’S SERMON ]

[ UNIVERSITY SETTLEMENT SOCIETY ]

[ PUBLIC EDUCATION ASSOCIATION ]

[ EDUCATION AND CITIZENSHIP ]

[ COURAGE ]

[ THE DINNER TO MR. CHOATE ]

[ ON STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE ]

[ HENRY M. STANLEY ]

[ DINNER TO MR. JEROME ]

[ HENRY IRVING ]

[ DINNER TO HAMILTON W. MABIE ]

[ INTRODUCING NYE AND RILEY ]

[ DINNER TO WHITELAW REID ]

[ ROGERS AND RAILROADS ]

[ THE OLD-FASHIONED PRINTER ]

[ SOCIETY OF AMERICAN AUTHORS ]

[ READING-ROOM OPENING ]

[ LITERATURE ]

[ DISAPPEARANCE OF LITERATURE ]

[ THE NEW YORK PRESS CLUB DINNER ]

[ THE ALPHABET AND SIMPLIFIED SPELLING ]

[ SPELLING AND PICTURES ]

[ BOOKS AND BURGLARS ]

[ AUTHORS’ CLUB ]

[ BOOKSELLERS ]

[ “MARK TWAIN’S FIRST APPEARANCE” ]

[ MORALS AND MEMORY ]

[ QUEEN VICTORIA ]

[ JOAN OF ARC ]

[ ACCIDENT INSURANCE—ETC. ]

[ OSTEOPATHY ]

[ WATER-SUPPLY ]

[ MISTAKEN IDENTITY ]

[ CATS AND CANDY ]

[ OBITUARY POETRY ]

[ CIGARS AND TOBACCO ]

[ BILLIARDS ]

[ THE UNION RIGHT OR WRONG ]

[ AN IDEAL FRENCH ADDRESS ]

[ STATISTICS ]

[ GALVESTON ORPHAN BAZAAR ]

[ SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE ]

[ CHARITY AND ACTORS ]

[ RUSSIAN REPUBLIC ]

[ RUSSIAN SUFFERERS ]

[ WATTERSON AND TWAIN AS REBELS ]

[ ROBERT FULTON FUND ]

[ FULTON DAY, JAMESTOWN ]

[ LOTOS CLUB DINNER IN HONOR OF MARK TWAIN ]

[ COPYRIGHT ]

[ IN AID OF THE BLIND ]

[ DR. MARK TWAIN, FARMEOPATH ]

[ MISSOURI UNIVERSITY SPEECH ]

[ BUSINESS ]

[ CARNEGIE THE BENEFACTOR ]

[ ON POETRY, VERACITY, AND SUICIDE ]

[ WELCOME HOME ]

[ AN UNDELIVERED SPEECH ]

[ SIXTY-SEVENTH BIRTHDAY ]

[ TO THE WHITEFRIARS ]

[ THE ASCOT GOLD CUP ]

[ THE SAVAGE CLUB DINNER ]

[ GENERAL MILES AND THE DOG ]

[ WHEN IN DOUBT, TELL THE TRUTH ]

[ THE DAY WE CELEBRATE ]

[ INDEPENDENCE DAY ]

[ AMERICANS AND THE ENGLISH ]

[ ABOUT LONDON ]

[ PRINCETON ]

[ THE ST. LOUIS HARBOR-BOAT “MARK TWAIN” ]

[ SEVENTIETH BIRTHDAY ]


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