CONTENTS
[ THE $30,000 BEQUEST ]
[ CHAPTER I ]
[ CHAPTER II ]
[ CHAPTER III ]
[ CHAPTER IV ]
[ CHAPTER V ]
[ CHAPTER VI ]
[ CHAPTER VII ]
[ CHAPTER VIII ]
[ A DOG'S TALE ]
[ CHAPTER I ]
[ CHAPTER II ]
[ CHAPTER III ]
[ WAS IT HEAVEN? OR HELL? ]
[ CHAPTER I ]
[ CHAPTER II ]
[ CHAPTER III ]
[ CHAPTER IV ]
[ CHAPTER V ]
[ CHAPTER VI ]
[ CHAPTER VII ]
[ CHAPTER VIII ]
[ CHAPTER IX ]
[ CHAPTER X ]
[ A CURE FOR THE BLUES ]
[ THE CURIOUS BOOK ]
[ THE CALIFORNIAN'S TALE ]
[ A HELPLESS SITUATION ]
[ A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION ]
[ EDWARD MILLS AND GEORGE BENTON: A TALE ]
[ THE FIVE BOONS OF LIFE ]
[ Chapter I ]
[ Chapter II ]
[ Chapter III ]
[ Chapter IV ]
[ Chapter V ]
[ THE FIRST WRITING-MACHINES ]
[ ITALIAN WITHOUT A MASTER ]
[ ITALIAN WITH GRAMMAR ]
[ A BURLESQUE BIOGRAPHY ]
[ HOW TO TELL A STORY ]
[ GENERAL WASHINGTON'S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT ]
[ WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE “TWO-YEAR-OLDS” ]
[ AN ENTERTAINING ARTICLE ]
[ A LETTER TO THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY ]
[ AMENDED OBITUARIES ]
[ A MONUMENT TO ADAM ]
[ A HUMANE WORD FROM SATAN ]
[ INTRODUCTION TO “THE NEW GUIDE OF THE
CONVERSATION IN PORTUGUESE AND ENGLISH” ]
[ ADVICE TO LITTLE GIRLS ]
[ POST-MORTEM POETRY (1) ]
[ THE DANGER OF LYING IN BED ]
[ PORTRAIT OF KING WILLIAM III ]
[ DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD? ]
[ EXTRACTS FROM ADAM'S DIARY ]
[ EVE'S DIARY ]
[ EXTRACT FROM ADAM'S DIARY ]
