Netty’s Knitting Stunts.
Netty’s knitting knickknacks for the soldiers.
Her nobby knack at knitting nets them neckties by the score;
Some natty soldier knockers would prefer some knickerbockers
To the knotty, knitted neckties Netty knits for necks galore.
For the enlightenment of our readers who may not have heard about sister Susie, the following chorus is here presented:
Sister Susie’s sewing shirts for soldiers,
Such skill at sewing shirts our shy young sister Susie shows!
Some soldiers send epistles, say they’d rather sleep on thistles,
Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews.