The Unconquerable
A man may avoid the Nin-com-poop
By flying fast and far.
And even subdue the Scalawag
By stratagems of war.
And he even may dodge the Fly-up-the-Creek
If he’s lucky and does not fear;
And sometimes conquer the powerful chump.
Though the victory cost him dear.
And a brave man may do up the Galoot,
Though it be a terrible fight,
But no man yet has escaped from the clutch
Of the terrible Blatherskite.