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| Was Oxford or Cambridge first Founded? | [13] |
| Origin of this celebrated Controversy | [16] |
| Died of Literary Mortification | [17] |
| Sir Simon D’Ewes on Antiquity of Cambridge | [ib.] |
| Gone to Jerusalem | [18] |
| Cutting Retort—Liberty a Plant | [19], [20] |
| A Tailor surprised—Declining King George, &c. | [20] |
| Classical Jeu D’Esprit—Trait of Barrow | [21] |
| Inveterate Smokers | [22] |
| Lover of Tobacco—A Wager, &c. | [22], [23] |
| Newton’s Toast—Piety of Ray | [23] |
| Devil over Lincoln—Radcliffe’s Library | [24] |
| Traits of Dr. Bathurst—His Whip, &c. | [25] |
| Smart Fellows | [ib.] |
| Epigram—Tell us what you can’t do? | [26], [27] |
| First Woman introduced into a Cloister | [27] |
| Cambridge Scholar and Ghost of Scrag of Mutton | [28] |
| Comparisons are odious | [30] |
| Jaunt down a Patient’s throat—Difference of Opinion | [30], [31] |
| Petit-Maitre Physician—Anecdote of Porson | [31] |
| Οὐ τόδε οὐδ αλλο—Aliquid—Di-do-dum | [32] |
| Bishop Heber’s College Puns | [ib.] |
| Effect of Broad-wheeled Wagon, &c. | [33] |
| Queen Elizabeth and the Men of Exeter College, &c. | [34] |
| Oxonians Posed—Lapsus Grammaticæ | [35] |
| Latin to be Used—Habit—Concussion | [36] |
| Comic Picture of Provost’s Election | [37] |
| Sir, Dominus, Magistri, Sir Greene | [38] |
| Husbands beat their Wives—Attack on Ladies | [39] |
| Doings at Merton—Digging Graves with Teeth | [40] |
| Doctor’s Gratitude to Horse—John Sharp’s Rogue | [41] |
| Said as how you’d See—Much Noise as Please | [42], [43] |
| Mad Peter-house Poet—Grace Cup | [44], [45] |
| Tertiavit—Capacious Bowl—Horn Diversion | [46] |
| Bibulous Relique—Christian Custom—Feast Days | [47] |
| Walpole at Cambridge—College Dinner 16th Century | [49], [50] |
| Black Night—Force of Imagination—Absent Habits | [52], [53] |
| Anecdotes of Early Cambridge Poets | [54] |
| Cromwell’s Pear-tree, &c. | [58] |
| Stung by a B—Dr. P. Nest of Saxonists | [61] |
| Pleasant Mistake—Minding Roast | [62] |
| College Exercise—Bell—Fun—Tulip-time | [62], [63] |
| King of Denmark—King William IV. visit Cambridge | [64], [65] |
| Queen Elizabeth’s Visit to Oxford and Cambridge | [66], [67] |
| First Dissenter in England | [67] |
| First English Play extant by Cambridge Scholar | [68] |
| Christ-Church Scholars Invented moveable Scenes | [70] |
| James I. at Oxford and Cambridge | [71] |
| Divinity Act—Latin Comedy | [76], [77] |
| Case of Precedence—Smothered in Petticoats | [78], [79] |
| Brief Account of Boar’s Head Carols | [79] |
| Celebration of, at Queen’s College, Oxon | [83] |
| Cleaving Block—Being little | [84], [85] |
| Traits of Porson—Wakefield—Clarke | [87], [88] |
| Blue Beans—University Bedels—Dr. Bentley | [89], [90] |
| Great Gaudy All-Souls Mallard | [91] |
| Oxford Dream—Compliments to Learned Men | [96], [98] |
| Point of Etiquette—Value of Syllable | [101], [102] |
| Cocks may Crow—Profane Scoffers | [102] |
| Jemmy Gordon—Oxford Wag | [103], [106] |
| Cambridge Frolics—Black Rash | [107], [108] |
| Old Grizzle Wig—Shooting Anecdotes | [109], [110] |
| Bishop Watson’s Progress—Paley, &c. | [111], [115] |
| Oxford Hoax—Good Saying | [116], [117] |
| Walpole a Saint—Oxford famous for its Sophists, &c. | [118] |
| Laconic Vice—Usum Oxon—Pert Oxonians | [120], [121] |
| Corrupted Latin Tongue—Surpassed Aristotle, &c. | [121] |
| Set Aristotle Heels upwards—Art of Cutting | [122], [123] |
| Soldiers at Oxford Disputation, &c. | [123] |
| Captain Rag—Dainty Morsels | [124], [125] |
| Answered in Kind—Powers of Digestion | [126], [127] |
| Inside Passenger—Traits of Paley | [128], [129] |
| Lord Burleigh and Dissenters—Sayings | [134], [135] |
| Porson—Greek Protestants at Oxon | [135], [136] |
| Cambridge Folk—Gyps—Drops of Brandy—Dessert for Twenty, &c. | [137], [138] |
| Parr’s Eloquence—Address—Vanity, &c. | [140] |
| Trick of the Devil—Three Classical Puns | [142], [143] |
| Acts—Pleasant Story—Epigram—Revenge | [144], [145] |
| Mothers’ Darlings—Fathers’ Favourites | [146], [147] |
| Iter Academicum—A Story | [148], [149] |
| Anecdotes of Freshmen | [150] |
| Lord Eldon—Whissonset Church | [151], [152] |
| Boots—Yellow Stockings—Fashion Hair | [153], [154] |
| Barber dressed—First Prelate wore Wig | [155], [159] |
| Boots, Spurs, &c. prohibited at Oxon | [159] |
| Whipping, &c.—Flying Cambridge Barber | [159], [160] |
| Isthmus Suez—Drink for Church | [160], [161] |
| Good Appetite—College Quiz—The Greatest Calf | [162], [163] |
| Like Rabelais—Ambassadors King Jesus at Oxon | [163], [164] |
| Effort Intellect—Dr. Hallifax—Dr. Tucker | [164], [165] |
| Distich—Skeleton Sermons—Paid First | [165], [166] |
| In the Stocks—Hissing—Posing—Gross Pun | [167], [168] |
| Family Spintexts—Alcock—Barrow, Parr, &c. | [169], [170] |
| Three-headed Priest—Burnt to Cinder | [171], [172] |
| Cantab Invented Short-hand—Humble Petition of Ladies | [172], [173] |
| Turn for Humour—Repartees—All over Germany | [174], [175] |
| Oxford and Cambridge Rebuses | [175] |
| Something in your way—Duns—Out of Debt | [177] |
| Queering a Dun—Gray and Warburton | [179] |
| Canons of Criticism—Bishop Barrington | [181] |
| Pulpit Admonition—Simplicity of great Minds | [182] |
| Singularities—Triple Discourse | [184], [185] |
| Traits of Lord Sandwich—Lapsus Linguæ | [185], [186] |
| Oxford and Cambridge Loyalty—Clubs, &c. | [186], [189] |
| Retrogradation—On-dit | [190] |
| Worcester Goblin—Cambridge Triposes | [191], [192] |
| Records of Cambridge Triposes—Wooden Spoon—Poll—Conceits
of Porson, Vince, &c. | [193], [194] |
| Classical Triposes—Wooden Wedge—Disney’s Song | [197], [198] |
| A Dreadful Fit of Rheumatism | [199] |
| Parr an Ingrate—Le Diable—Critical Civilities | [200], [201] |
| Sir Busick and Sir Isaac again—Cole: Deum | [201], [202] |
| Freshman’s Puzzle | [202] |
| Sly Humourist—Noble Oxonian—Oxford Wag—Person of Gravity | [203], [204] |
| The Enough | [204] |