VII. A CAMEL-DRIVER

"How of his fate, the Pilgrims' soldier-guide

Condemned" (Ferishtah questioned), "for he slew

The merchant whom he convoyed with his bales

—A special treachery?"

"Sir, the proofs were plain:

Justice was satisfied: between two boards

The rogue was sawn asunder, rightly served."

"With all wise men's approval—mine at least."

"Himself, indeed, confessed as much. 'I die

Justly' (groaned he) 'through over-greediness

Which tempted me to rob: but grieve the most

That he who quickened sin at slumber,—ay,

Prompted and pestered me till thought grew deed,—

The same is fled to Syria and is safe,

Laughing at me thus left to pay for both.

My comfort is that God reserves for him

Hell's hottest'" ...

"Idle words."

"Enlighten me!

Wherefore so idle? Punishment by man

Has thy assent,—the word is on thy lips.

By parity of reason, punishment

By God should likelier win thy thanks and praise."

"Man acts as man must: God, as God beseems.

A camel-driver, when his beast will bite,

Thumps her athwart the muzzle; why?"

"How else

Instruct the creature—mouths should munch not bite?"

"True, he is man, knows but man's trick to teach.

Suppose some plain word, told her first of all,

Had hindered any biting?"

"Find him such,

And fit the beast with understanding first!

No understanding animals like Rakhsh

Nowadays, Master! Till they breed on earth,

For teaching—blows must serve."

"Who deals the blow—

What if by some rare method,—magic, say,—

He saw into the biter's very soul,

And knew the fault was so repented of

It could not happen twice?"

"That 's something: still,

I hear, methinks, the driver say, 'No less

Take thy fault's due! Those long-necked sisters, see,

Lean all a-stretch to know if biting meets

Punishment or enjoys impunity.

For their sakes—thwack!'"

"The journey home at end,

The solitary beast safe-stabled now,

In comes the driver to avenge a wrong

Suffered from six months since,—apparently

With patience, nay, approval: when the jaws

Met i' the small o' the arm. 'Ha, Ladykin,

Still at thy frolics, girl of gold?' laughed he:

'Eat flesh? Rye-grass content thee rather with,

Whereof accept a bundle!' Now,—what change!

Laughter by no means! Now 't is, 'Fiend, thy frisk

Was fit to find thee provender, didst judge?

Behold this red-hot twy-prong, thus I stick

To hiss i' the soft of thee!'"

"Behold? behold

A craxy noddle, rather! Sure the brute

Might wellnigh have plain speech coaxed out of tongue,

And grow as voluble as Rakhsh himself

At such mad outrage. 'Could I take thy mind,

Guess thy desire? If biting was offence,

Wherefore the rye-grass bundle, why each day's

Patting and petting, but to intimate

My playsomeness had pleased thee? Thou endowed

With reason, truly!'"

"Reason aims to raise

Some makeshift scaffold-vantage midway, whence

Man dares, for life's brief moment, peer below:

But ape omniscience? Nay! The ladder lent

To climb by, step and step, until we reach

The little foothold-rise allowed mankind

To mount on and thence guess the sun's survey—

Shall this avail to show us world-wide truth

Stretched for the sun's descrying? Reason bids,

'Teach, Man, thy beast his duty first of all

Or last of all, with blows if blows must be,—

How else accomplish teaching?' Reason adds,

'Before man's First, and after man's poor Last,

God operated and will operate.'

—Process of which man merely knows this much,—

That nowise it resembles man's at all,

Teaching or punishing."

"It follows, then,

That any malefactor I would smite

With God's allowance, God himself will spare

Presumably. No scapegrace? Then, rejoice

Thou snatch-grace safe in Syria!"

"Friend, such view

Is but man's-wonderful and wide mistake.

Man lumps his kind i' the mass: God singles thence

Unit by unit. Thou and God exist—

So think!—for certain: think the mass—mankind—

Disparts, disperses, leaves thyself alone!

Ask thy lone soul what laws are plain to thee,—

Thee and no other,—stand or fall by them!

That is the part for thee: regard all else

For what it may be—Time's illusion. This

Be sure of—ignorance that sins, is safe.

No punishment like knowledge! Instance, now!

My father's choicest treasure was a book

Wherein he, day by day and year by year,

Recorded gains of wisdom for my sake

When I should grow to manhood. While a child,

Coming upon the casket where it lay

Unguarded,—-what did I but toss the thing

Into a fire to make more flame therewith,

Meaning no harm? So acts man three-years-old!

I grieve now at my loss by witlessness,

But guilt was none to punish. Man mature—

Each word of his I lightly held, each look

I turned from—wish that wished in vain—nay, will

That willed and yet went all to waste—'t is these

Rankle like fire. Forgiveness? rather grant

Forgetfulness! The past is past and lost.

However near I stand in his regard,

So much the nearer had I stood by steps

Offered the feet which rashly spurned their help

That I call Hell; why further punishment?"


When I vexed you and you chid me,

And I owned my fault and turned

My cheek the way you bid me,

And confessed the blow well earned,—

My comfort all the while was

—Fault was faulty—near, not quite!

Do you wonder why the smile was?

O'erpunished wrong grew right.

But faults, you ne'er suspected,

Nay, praised, no faults at all,—

Those would you had detected—

Crushed eggs whence snakes could crawl!