THE KIRK OF LAMINGTON.
[One rough, cold day, Burns listened to a sermon, so little to his liking, in the kirk of Lamington, in Clydesdale, that he left this protest on the seat where he sat.]
As cauld a wind as ever blew,
As caulder kirk, and in’t but few;
As cauld a minister’s e’er spak,
Ye’se a’ be het ere I come back.