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| I | A Philosophical Cook | [1] |
| II | A Bachelor on Women | [16] |
| III | On Pensioning Writers | [20] |
| IV | A Puritan in Bohemia | [27] |
| V | An Arraignment of Originality | [42] |
| VI | A Flattering Tribute | [51] |
| VII | The Riddle of a Dream | [53] |
| VIII | Beds for the Bad | [61] |
| IX | Is Chesterton a Man Alive? | [69] |
| X | From a Hunchback | [77] |
| XI | From a Hotel Sponge | [89] |
| XII | From Sarah Shelfworn | [96] |
| XIII | From Anna Pest | [104] |
| XIV | From Seth Shirtless | [110] |
| XV | Sartor-Psychology | [118] |
| XVI | Mr. Body Protests | [126] |
| XVII | On a Certain Condescension in Fashion Writers | [138] |
| XVIII | Of Looking Backward | [146] |
| XIX | The Literary Life | [155] |
| XX | The Poetic License | [162] |
| XXI | The Necessity for Beggars | [168] |
| XXII | The Abuses of Adversity | [173] |
| XXIII | The Science of Making Enemies | [182] |
| XXIV | The Fate of Falstaff | [192] |
| XXV | The Reward of Merit | [202] |
| XXVI | The Blessings of the Blind | [212] |
| XXVII | A Tale of a Mad Poet’s Wife | [224] |
| XXVIII | The Lock-Step | [232] |
| XXIX | The Fruit of Fame | [250] |