WRITTEN BY HIMSELF.
"Let these shine now that never shone before,
And those that always shone now shine the more."
Advertisement to Hunt's Blacking.
IN TWO VOLUMES.
VOL. I.
NEW-YORK:
HARPER & BROTHERS, CLIFF-ST.
1836.
[CONTENTS OF THE FIRST VOLUME.]
CONTAINING INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO SPEND AND HOW TO RETRIEVE A FORTUNE.
The Author's Preface—which the reader, if in a hurry, or if it be his practice to read against time, can omit.
The birth and family of Sheppard Lee, with some account of his temper and complexion of mind.
The pleasures of having nothing to do.—thoughts on matrimony.
How to conduct a farm to the best advantage, and steer clear of the lawyers.
The Author finds himself in trouble.—Some account of his servant, honest James Jumble.
Sheppard Lee experiences his share of the respect that is accorded to "honest poverty."—His ingenious and highly original devices to amend his fortune.
The Author becomes a Politician, and seeks for an office.—The result of that project.
A description of the Owl-roost, with Mr. Jumble's ideas in relation to Captain Kid's money.
Sheppard Lee stumbles upon a happy man, and quarrels with him.
Sheppard Lee has an extraordinary dream, which promises to be more advantageous than any of his previous ones.
In which the reader is introduced to a personage who may claim his acquaintance hereafter.
Sheppard Lee visits the village, makes a patriotic speech, and leaves the fence.
What befell the Author on his way to the Owl-roost.... Sheppard Lee digs for the buried treasure, and makes a blow with the mattock in the wrong place.
In which Sheppard Lee finds himself in a quandary, which the reader will allow to be the most wonderful and lamentable ever known to a human being.
Sheppard Lee finds comfort when he least expects it.—The extraordinary close of the catastrophe.
A natural mistake, which, although it procures the Author a rough reception at his own house, has yet the good, effect to teach him the propriety of adapting his manners to his condition.
A natural mistake, which, although it procures the author a rough reception at his own house, has yet the good effect to teach him the propriety of adapting his manners to his condition.
CONTAINING SUNDRY ILLUSTRATIONS OF THE ADVANTAGES OF GOOD LIVING, WITH A FEW CHAPTERS ON DOMESTIC FELICITY.
Some passages in the life of John H. Higginson, Esq., the happy sportsman, with a surprising affliction that befell the Author.
The Author, being in prison, makes a confidant of a deputy attorney-general.—The inconvenience of telling a truth which happens to be somewhat incredible.
Sheppard Lee is visited by new friends, released from prison, and carried to his new place of abode.
Containing illustrations of the advantages of dying an unusual death in times of high political excitement.
The true meaning of the word Podagra.
Sheppard Lee's introduction to his wife, and his suspicion that all is not gold that glistens.
A comparison between dunning and scolding, with some thoughts on suicide.
Sheppard Lee forms sundry acquaintances, some of which are genteel.
The Author grows weary of his wife, and mistakes the river Schuylkill for the river Lethe.—The tragical adventure that befell a young gentleman in that romantic tide, with its effects upon the destinies of Sheppard Lee.
CONTAINING MUCH THAT WILL BE INTERESTING TO YOUNG GENTLEMEN IN DEBT, AND TO FATHERS OF FAMILIES WHO DESIRE TO HAVE THEIR CHILDREN RISE IN THE WORLD.
The inconveniences of being drowned.—The first chapter of the history of I. D. Dawkins, Esq.
A conversation betwixt the Author and his bosom friend, John Tickle, Esq.
In which Sheppard Lee is prepared for the brilliant destiny that awaits him.
In which Sheppard Lee has an interview with a lady, who tells him a secret.
An inventory of a young gentleman's effects, with some account of Mr. Sniggles, his landlord.
Sheppard Lee hears news of his uncle, and Mr. Sniggles is brought to his senses.
In which Sheppard Lee is told his history.
A conversation with a tailor.—Sheppard Lee finds himself in a situation truly appalling.
The Author receives a visit from his uncle, Samuel Wilkins, Esq., and is relieved from his tormentors.
Some account of Sheppard Lee's country kinsmen.
Containing a morsel of metaphysics, with a short account of the Author's experience in good society.
Sheppard Lee makes the acquaintance of his cousin, Miss Pattie Wilkins.
A farther account of Miss Pattie Wilkins.
A short chapter, containing an account of the Author's cousin, Samuel Wilkins, Jr..
In which Sheppard Lee visits Mr. Periwinkle Smith and his fair daughter, and is intrusted with a secret which both astonishes and afflicts him.
Containing much instructive matter in relation to good society, whereby the ambitious reader can determine what are his prospects of entering it.
In which Sheppard Lee relates the passion he conceived for his fair cousin, and his engagement to elope with her.
In which Sheppard Lee recounts an engagement of a similar nature which he formed with the fair Alicia.
The ingenious devices with which Sheppard Lee prepared the way for his elopement.
The guests that Sheppard Lee invited to his wedding.
Containing a dialogue, or curious conversation with nothing; with a discovery extremely astonishing to several persons.
In which Sheppard Lee finds that he has made the fortune of his friends, without having greatly advantaged his own.
A crisis.—Sheppard Lee is reduced to great extremities, and takes refuge in the house of mourning.
What happened in the dead-chamber.—The dirge of a wealthy parent.
CONTAINING ILLUSTRATIONS OF THE FOLLY OF BRINGING UP CHILDREN IN THE WAY THEY SHOULD GO, AND THE WISDOM OF MAKING A FORTUNE.
The private history of Abram Skinner, the shaver.
Sheppard Lee's first hit at money-making.
Reflections on stock-jobbing and other matters.