VI—LAST EPISTLE OF ST. ABE TO THE POLYGAMISTS.

O Brother, Prophet of the Light!—don't let my

state distress you,

While from the depths of darkest night I cry,

"Farewell! God bless you!"

I don't deserve a parting tear, nor even a male-

diction,

Too weak to fill a saintly sphere, I yield to my

affliction;

Down like a cataract I shoot into the depths

below you,

While you stand wondering and mute, my last

adieu I throw you;

Commending to your blessed care my well-be-

loved spouses,

My debts (there's plenty and to spare to pay

them), lands, and houses,

My sheep, my cattle, farm and fold, yea, all by

which I've thriven:

These to be at the auction sold, and to my

widows given.

Bless them! to prize them at their worth was

far beyond my merit,

Just make them think me in the earth, a poor

departed spirit.

I couldn't bear to say good-bye, and see their

tears up-starting;

I thought it best to pack and fly without the

pain of parting!

O tell Amelia, if she can, by careful educa-

tion,

To make her boy grow up a man of strength

and saintly station!

Tell Fanny to beware of men, and say I'm still

her debtor—

Tho' she cut sharpish now and then, I think it

made me better!

Let Emily still her spirit fill with holy consola-

tions—

Seraphic soul, I hear her still a-reading "Reve-

lations!"

Bid Mary now to dry her tears—she's free of her

chief bother;

And comfort Sarah—I've my fears she's going to

be a mother;

And to Tabitha give for me a tender kiss of

healing—

Guilt wrings my soul—I seem to see that well-

known face appealing!

And now,—before my figure fades for ever from

your vision,

Before I mingle with the shades beyond your

light Elysian,

Now, while your faces all turn pale, and you

raise eyes and shiver,

Let me a round unvarnish'd tale (as Shakspere

says) deliver;

And let there be a warning text in my most

shameful story,

When some poor sheep, perplext and vext, goes

seeking too much glory.

O Brigham, think of my poor fate, a scandal to

beholders,

And don't again put too much weight before

you've tried the shoulders!

Though I'd the intellectual gift, and knew the

rights and reasons;

Though I could trade, and save, and shift,

according to the seasons;

Though I was thought a clever man, and was at

spouting splendid,—

Just think how finely I began, and see how all

has ended!

In principle unto this hour I'm still a holy

being—

But oh, how poorly is my power proportion'd to

my seeing!

You've all the logic on your side, you're right in

each conclusion,

And yet how vainly have I tried, with eager

resolution!

My will was good, I felt the call, although my

strength was meagre,

There wasn't one among you all to serve the

Lord more eager!

I never tired in younger days of drawing lambs

unto me,

My lot was one to bless and praise, the fire of

faith thrill'd through me.

And you, believing I was strong, smiled on me

like a father,—

Said, "Blessëd be this man, though young, who

the sweet lambs doth gather! "

At first it was a time full blest, and all my

earthy pleasure

Was gathering lambs unto my breast to cherish

and to treasure;

Ay, one by one, for heaven's sake, my female

flock I found me,

Until one day I did awake and heard them

bleating round me,

And there was sorrow in their eyes, and mute

reproach and wonder,

For they perceived to their surprise their Shep-

herd was a blunder.

O Brigham, think of it and weep, my firm and

saintly Master—

The Pastor trembled at his Sheep, the Sheep despised

the Pastor!

O listen to the tale of dread, thou Light that

shines so brightly—

Virtue's a horse that drops down dead if over-

loaded slightly!

She's all the will, she wants to go, she'd carry

every tittle;

But when you see her flag and blow, just ease

her of a little!

One wife for me was near enough, two might

have fixed me neatly,

Three made me shake, four made me puff, five

settled me completely,—

But when the sixth came, though I still was

glad and never grumbled,

I took the staggers, kick'd, went ill, and in the

traces tumbled!

Ah, well may I compare my state unto a beast's

position—

Unfit to bear a saintly weight, I sank and lost

condition;

I lack'd the moral nerve and thew, to fill so fine

a station—

Ah, if I'd had a head like you, and your deter-

mination!

Instead of going in and out, like a superior

party,

I was too soft of heart, no doubt, too open, and

too hearty.

When I began with each young sheep I was too

free and loving,

Not being strong and wise and deep, I set her

feelings moving;

And so, instead of noticing the gentle flock in

common,

I waken'd up that mighty thing—the Spirit of a

Woman.

Each got to think me, don't you see,—so foolish

was the feeling,—

Her own especial property, which all the rest

were stealing!

And, since I could not give to each the whole of

my attention,

All came to grief, and parts of speech too deli-

cate to mention!

Bless them! they loved me far too much, they

erred in their devotion,

I lack'd the proper saintly touch, subduing mere

emotion:

The solemn air sent from the skies, so cold, so

tranquillising, .

That on the female waters lies, and keeps the

same from rising,

But holds them down all smooth and bright,

and, if some wild wind storms 'em,

Comes like a cold frost in the night, and into ice

transforms 'em!

And there, between ourselves, I see the diffi-

culty growing,

Since most men are as meek as me, too pas-

sionate and glowing;

They cannot in your royal way dwell like a

guest from Heaven

Within this tenement of clay, which for the Soul

is given;

They cannot like a blessed guest come calm and

strong into it,

Eating and drinking of its best, and calmly

gazing thro' it.

No, every mortal's not a Saint, and truly very

few are,

So weak they are, they cannot paint what holy

men like you are.

Instead of keeping well apart the Flesh and

Spirit, brother,

And making one with cunning art the nigger of

the other,

They muddle and confuse the two, they mix and

twist and mingle,

So that it takes a cunning view to make out

either single.

The Soul gets mingled with the Flesh beyond all

separation,

The Body holds it in a mesh of animal sensa-

tion;

The poor bewilder'd Being, grown a thing in

nature double,

Half light and soul, half flesh and bone, is given

up to trouble.

He thinks the instinct of the clay, the glowings

of the Spirit,

And when the Spirit has her say, inclines the

Flesh to hear it.

The slave of every passing whim, the dupe of

every devil,

Inspired by every female limb to love, and light,

and revel,

Impulsive, timid, weak, or strong, as Flesh or

Spirit makes him,

The lost one wildly moans along till mischief

overtakes him;

And when the Soul has fed upon the Flesh till

life's spring passes,

Finds strength and health and comfort gone—

the way of last year's grasses,

And the poor Soul is doom'd to bow, in deep

humiliation,

Within a place that isn't now a decent habitation.

No! keep the Soul and Flesh apart in pious

resolution,

Don't let weak flutterings of the heart lead you

to my confusion!

But let the Flesh be as the horse, the Spirit as

the rider,

And use the snaffle first of course, and ease her

up and guide her;

And if she's going to resist, and won't let none

go past her,

Just take the curb and give a twist, and show

her you're the Master.

The Flesh is but a temporal thing, and Satan's

strength is in it,

Use it, but conquer it, and bring its vice dowN

every minute!

Into a woman's arms don't fall, as if you meant

to stay there,

Just come as if you'd made a call\ and idly found

your way there;

Don't praise her too much to her face, but keep

her calm and quiet,—

Most female illnesses take place thro' far too

warm a diet;

Unto her give your fleshly kiss, calm, kind, and

patronising,

Then—soar to your own sphere of bliss, before

her heart gets rising!

Don't fail to let her see full clear, how in your

saintly station

The Flesh is but your nigger here obeying your

dictation;

And tho' the Flesh be e'er so warm, your Soul

the weakness smothers

Of loving any female form much better than the

others!

O Brigham, I can see you smile to hear the

Devil preaching;—

Well, I can praise your perfect style, tho' far

beyond my reaching.

Forgive me, if in shame and grief I vex you with

digression,

And let me come again in brief to my own dark

confession.

The world of men divided is into two portions,

brother,

The first are Saints, so high in bliss that they the

Flesh can smother;

God meant them from fair flower to flower to

flutter, smiles bestowing,

Tasting the sweet, leaving the sour, just hover-

ing,—and going.

The second are a different set, just halves of

perfect spirits,

Going about in bitter fret, of uncompleted

merits,

Till they discover, here or there, their other half

(or woman),

Then these two join, and make a Pair, and so

increase the human.

The second Souls inferior are, a lower spirit-

order,

Born 'neath a less auspicious star, and taken by

soft sawder;—

And if they do not happen here to find their fair

Affinity,

They come to grief and doubt and fear, and end

in asininity;

And if they try the blessed game of those

superior to them,

They're very quickly brought to shame,—their

passions so undo them.

In some diviner sphere, perhaps, they'll look and

grow more holy,—

Meantime they're vessels Sorrow taps and grim

Remorse sucks slowly.

Now, Brigham, I was made, you see, one of

those lower creatures,

Polygamy was not for me, altho' I joined its

preachers.

Instead of, with a wary eye, seeking the one

who waited,

And sticking to her, wet or dry, because the

thing was fated,

I snatch'd the first whose beauty stirred my soul

with tender feeling!

And then another! then a third! and so con-

tinued Sealing!

And duly, after many a smart, discovered,

sighing faintly,

I hadn't found my missing part, and wasn't

strong and saintly!

O they were far too good for me, altho' their

zeal betrayed them;—

Unfortunately, don't you see, heaven for some

other made them:

Each would a downright blessing be, and Peace

would pitch the tent for her,

If "she" could only find the "he" originally

meant for her!

Well, Brother, after many years of bad domestic

diet,

One morning I woke up in tears, still weary and

unquiet,

And (speaking figuratively) lo! beside my bed

stood smiling

The Woman, young and virgin snow, but beckon-

ing and beguiling.

I started up, my wild eyes rolled, I knew her,

and stood sighing,

My thoughts throng'd up like bees of gold out of

the smithy flying.

And as she stood in brightness there, familiar,

tho' a stranger,

I looked at her in dumb despair, and trembled

at the danger.

But, Brother Brigham, don't you think the

Devil could so undo me,

That straight I rushed the cup to drink too late

extended to me.

No, for I hesitated long, ev'n when I found she

loved me,

And didn't seem to think it wrong when love

and passion moved me.

O Brigham, you're a Saint above, and know not

the sensation

The ecstasy, the maddening love, the rapturous

exultation,

That fills a man of lower race with wonder past

all speaking,

When first he finds in one sweet face the Soul he

has been seeking!

When two immortal beings glow in the first

fond revealing,

And their inferior natures know the luxury of

feeling!

But ah, I had already got a quiver-full of bless-

ing,

Had blundered, tho' I knew it not, six times

beyond redressing,

And surely it was time to stop, tho' still my lot

was lonely:

My house was like a cobbler's shop, full, tho'

with "misfits" only.

And so I should have stopt, I swear, the

wretchedest of creatures,

Rather than put one mark of care on her

belovéd features:

But that it happen'd Sister Anne (ah, now the

secret's flitted!)

Was left in this great world of man unto my

care committed.

Her father, Jason Jones, was dead, a man whose

faults were many,

"O, be a father, Abe," he said, "to my poor

daughter, Annie!"

And so I promised, so she came an Orphan to

this city,

And set my foolish heart in flame with mingled

love and pity;

And as she prettier grew each day, and throve

'neath my protection,

I saw the Saints did cast her way some tokens of

affection.

O, Brigham, pray forgive me now;—envy and

love combining,

I hated every saintly brow, benignantly in-

clining!

Sneered at their motives, mocked the cause,

went wild and sorrow-laden,

And saw Polygamy's vast jaws a-yawning for

the maiden.

Why not, you say? Ah, yes, why not, from

your high point of vision;

But I'm of an inferior lot, beyond the light

Elysian.

I tore my hair, whined like a whelp, I loved her

to distraction,

I saw the danger, knew the help, yet trembled

at the action.

At last I came to you, my friend, and told my

tender feeling;

You said, "Your grief shall have an end—this is

a case for Sealing;

And since you have deserved so well, and made

no heinous blunder,

Why, brother Abraham, take the gel, but mind

you keep her under."

Well! then I went to Sister Anne, my inmost

heart unclothing,

Told her my feelings like a man, concealing

next to nothing,

Explain'd the various characters of those I had

already,

The various tricks and freaks and stirs peculiar

to each lady,

And, finally, when all was clear, and hope

seem'd to forsake me,

"There! it's a wretched chance, my dear—you

leave me, or you take me."

Well, Sister Annie look'd at me, her inmost

heart revealing

(Women are very weak, you see, inferior, full of

feeling),

Then, thro' her tears outshining bright, "I'll

never never leave you!

"O Abe," she said, "my love, my light, why

should I pain or grieve you?

I do not love the way of life you have so sadly

chosen,

I'd rather be a single wife than one in half a

dozen;

But now you cannot change your plan, tho'

health and spirit perish,

And I shall never see a man but you to love and

cherish.

Take me, I'm yours, and O, my dear, don't

think I miss your merit,

I'll try to help a little here your true and loving

spirit."

"Reflect, my love," I said, "once more," with

bursting heart, half crying,

"Two of the girls cut very sore, and most of

them are trying!"

And then that' gentle-hearted maid kissed me

and bent above me,

"O Abe," she said, "don't be afraid,—I'll try to

make them love me!"

Ah well! I scarcely stopt to ask myself, till all

was over,

How precious tough would be her task who

made those dear souls love her!

But I was seal'd to Sister Anne, and straight-

way to my wonder

A series of events began which showed me all

my blunder.

Brother, don't blame the souls who erred thro'

their excess of feeling—

So angrily their hearts were stirred by my last

act of sealing;

But in a moment they forgot the quarrels they'd

been wrapt in,

And leagued together in one lot, with Tabby for

the Captain.

Their little tiffs were laid aside, and all com-

bined together,

Preparing for the gentle Bride the blackest sort

of weather.

It wasn't feeling made them flout poor Annie in

that fashion,

It wasn't love turn'd inside out, it wasn't jealous

passion,

It wasn't that they cared for me, or any other

party,

Their hearts and sentiments were free, their ap-

petites were hearty.

But when the pretty smiling face came blossom-

ing and blooming,

Like sunshine in a shady place the fam'ly Vault

illuming,

It naturally made them grim to see its sunny

colour,

While like a row of tapers dim by daylight, they

grew duller.

She tried her best to make them kind, she

coaxed and served them dumbly,

She watch'd them with a willing mind, deferred

to them most humbly;

Tried hard to pick herself a friend, but found her

arts rejected,

And fail'd entirely in her end, as one might

have expected.

But, Brother, tho' I'm loathe to add one word to

criminate them,

I think their conduct was too bad,—it almost

made me hate them.

Ah me, the many nagging ways of women are

amazing,

Their cleverness solicits praise, their cruelty is

crazing!

And Sister Annie hadn't been a single day their

neighbour,

Before a baby could have seen her life would be

a labour.

But bless her little loving heart, it kept its

sorrow hidden,

And if the tears began to start, suppressed the

same unbidden.

She tried to smile, and smiled her best, till I

thought sorrow silly,

And kept in her own garden nest, and lit it like

a lily.

O I should waste your time for days with talk

like this at present,

If I described her thousand ways of making

things look pleasant!

But, bless you, 'twere as well to try, when

thunder's at its dire work,

To clear the air, and light the sky, by penny-

worths of firework.

These gentle ways to hide her woe and make

my life a blessing,

Just made the after darkness grow more gloomy

and depressing.

Taunts, mocks, and jeers, coldness and sneers,

insult and trouble daily,

A thousand stabs that brought the tears, all

these she cover'd gaily;

But when her fond eyes fell on me, the light of

love to borrow,

And Sister Anne began to see I knew her secret

sorrow,

All of a sudden like a mask the loving cheat

forsook her,

And reckon I had all my task, for illness over-

took her.

She took to bed, grew sad and thin, seem'd like

a spirit flying,

Smiled thro' her tears when I went in, but when

I left fell crying;

And as she languish'd in her bed, as weak and

wan as water,

I thought of what her father said, "Take care of

my dear daughter!"

Then I look'd round with secret eye upon her

many Sisters,

And close at hand I saw them lie, ready for use

—like blisters;

They seemed with secret looks of glee, to keep

their wifely station;

They set their lips and sneer'd at me, and

watch'd the situation.

O Brother, I can scarce express the agony of

those moments,

1 fear your perfect saintliness, and dread your

cutting comments!

I prayed, I wept, I moan'd, I cried, I anguish'd

night and morrow,

I watch'd and waited, sleepless-eyed, beside

that bed of sorrow.

At last I knew, in those dark days of sorrow

and disaster,

Mine wasn't soil where you could raise a Saint

up, or a Pastor;

In spite of careful watering, and tilling night

and morning,

The weeds of vanity would spring without a

word of warning.

I was and ever must subsist, labell'd on every

feature,

A wretched poor Monogamist, a most inferior

creature—

Just half a soul, and half a mind, a blunder and

abortion,

Not finish'd half till I could find the other

missing portion!

And gazing on that missing part which I at last

had found out,

I murmur'd with a burning heart, scarce strong

to get the sound out,

"If from the greedy clutch of Fate I save this

chief of treasures,

I will no longer hesitate, but take decided mea-

sures!

A poor monogamist like me can not love half a

dozen,

Better by far, then, set them free! and take the

Wife I've chosen!

Their love for me, of course, is small, a very

shadowy tittle,

They will not miss my face at all, or miss it very

little.

I can't undo what I have done, by my forlorn

embraces,

And call the brightness of the sun again into

their faces;

But I can save one spirit true, confiding and

unthinking,

From slowly curdling to a shrew or into swine-

dom sinking."

These were my bitter words of woe, my fears

were so distressing,

Not that I would reflect—O no!—on any living

blessing.

Thus, Brother, I resolved, and when she rose,

still frail and sighing,

I kept my word like better men, and bolted,—

and I'm flying.

Into oblivion I haste, and leave the world be-

hind me,

Afar unto the starless waste, where not a soul

shall find me.

I send my love, and Sister Anne joins cordially,

agreeing

I never was the sort of man for your high state

of being;

Such as I am, she takes me, though; and after

years of trying,

From Eden hand in hand we go, like our first

parents flying;

And like the bright sword that did chase the

first of sires and mothers,

Shines dear Tabitha's flaming face, surrounded

by the others:

Shining it threatens there on high, above the

gates of heaven,

And faster at the sight we fly, in naked shame,

forth-driven.

Nothing of all my worldly store I take, 'twould

be improper,

I go a pilgrim, strong and poor, without a single

copper.

Unto my Widows I outreach my property com-

pletely.

There's modest competence for each, if it is

managed neatly.

That, Brother, is a labour left to your sagacious

keeping;—

Comfort them, comfort the bereft! I'm good as

dead and sleeping!

A fallen star, a shooting light, a portent and an

omen,

A moment passing on the sight, thereafter seen

by no men!

I go, with backward-looking face, and spirit

rent asunder.

O may you prosper in your place, for you're a

shining wonder!

So strong, so sweet, so mild, so good!—by

Heaven's dispensation,

Made Husband to a multitude and Father to a

nation!

May all the saintly life ensures increase and

make you stronger!

Humbly and penitently yours,

A. Clewson (Saint no longer).