HEARD IN COURT.
I’ve changed my mind. Oh, no, I haven’t! Did I?
What? I charged that way? No, indeed! I did!
I mean that I said, No. Yes, Yes! I did not.
Then I will charge it. What? My meaning hid?
My former rulings? I forget them, curse it!
My opinion is not quite clear, and I reverse it!
Modesty restrains me from mentioning the author of this glittering example of pure idealism: