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| EVERYBODY MADE A RUSH FOR THE TRAIN | [Frontispiece] |
| THE ZANKIWANK AND THE BLETHERWITCH | [Title Page] |
| THE JACKARANDAJAM | [5] |
| MR SWINGLEBINKS | [7] |
| THEY WERE RUN INTO BY A DEMON ON A BICYCLE | [17] |
| BIRDS, BEASTS AND FISHES WERE HURRYING BY IN CONFUSING MASSES | [19] |
| THE FROGS ... PLAYING "KISS IN THE RING" | [24] |
| THEY WERE GLUED TO THE EARTH | [27] |
| THE ELFIN ORCHESTRA | [37] |
| I HAVE DISPATCHED THE JACKARANDAJAM AND MR SWINGLEBINKS IN A FOUR-WHEELED CAB | [41] |
| A COMPANY OF FAIRIES ... LEAPT FROM THE PETALS OF THE FLOWERS | [45] |
| THE SLY JACKDAWS AND THE RAVENS ... EVIDENTLY PLOTTING MISCHIEF | [51] |
| ONE OF THE PRETTIEST DANCES YOU EVER SAW | [55] |
| TITANIA ARRIVED ... WITH A FULL TRAIN OF FAIRIES AND ELVES | [61] |
| WILLIE PINCHED HIS EXCEEDINGLY THIN LEGS, MAKING HIM JUMP AS HIGH AS AN APRIL RAINBOW | [64] |
| PEASEBLOSSOM AND MUSTARD SEED | [71] |
| QUEEN TITANIA AND HER COURT OF FAIRIES WERE EATING PUDDINGS AND PIES | [75] |
| THE TWO CHILDREN TUMBLED OFF NOTHING INTO A VACANT SPACE | [79] |
| "KEEP THE POT A-BOILING," BAWLED THE ZANKIWANK | [83] |
| SO INTO SHADOWLAND THEY TUMBLED | [87] |
| A WHOLE SCHOOL OF CHILDREN FOLLOWING MADLY IN THEIR WAKE | [95] |
| THE GOBLINS STARTED OFF ON HORSEBACK | [101] |
| "THE UNFORTUNATE DOLL" | [103] |
| THE WINNY WEG WAS DANCING IN A CORNER ALL BY HERSELF | [106] |
| MAUDE AND WILLIE WERE RECLINING PEACEFULLY ON A GOLDEN COUCH WITH SILVER CUSHIONS | [107] |
| A GAME OF LEAP-FROG | [108] |
| A GREAT RED CAVERN OPENED AND SWALLOWED UP EVERYTHING | [117] |
| "NOW THEN, MOVE ON!" | [123] |
| THE WIMBLE AND THE WAMBLE | [126] |
| JORUMGANDER THE YOUNGER ... APPROACHED THEM WITH A CASE OF PENS | [133] |
| "WHY, HERE HE IS!" | [138] |
| THE ZANKIWANK ARGUING WITH THE CLERK OF THE WEATHER AND THE WEATHER COCK | [145] |
| TIME WAS MEANT FOR SLAVES | [151] |
| CHILDREN WITH THE ODDEST HEADS AND FACES EVER SEEN | [158, 159] |
| IT WAS A SORT OF SKELETON | [163] |
| THE GRIFFIN AND THE PHŒNIX | [170] |
| THEY SPRANG INTO THE HASH | [173] |
| DR PAMPLETON | [177] |
| NO ONE INDIVIDUAL GOT HIS OWN PROPER LIMBS FASTENED TO HIM | [183] |
| THERE WAS JOHN OPENING THE CARRIAGE DOOR FOR THEM TO GET OUT | [187] |