ILLUSTRATIONS

[ "WELL, IF I EVER! LOOK WHERE YOUR SHOULDERS
COME!" . . . . . . . . . Frontispiece ]

[ "BY GORRY!" EXPLODES IRA AS HE GETS HIS FIRST GLIMPSE ]

[ SISTER HAS LANDED A SMACK ON HIS JAW ]

[ BELIEVE ME, IT WAS SOME ARTISTIC MAKEUP! ]

[ "AH, FLUTTER BY, IDLE ONE!" SAYS I ]

[ THEN MY ARM MUST HAVE SLIPPED—AND THE SIDE
CLINCH WA'N'T DISTURBED ]

[ WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF PRACTISIN' THE SIDEWISE DIP,
WHEN WHO SHOULD SHOW UP BUT THE HAPPY BRIDEGROOM! ]

[ WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST Of THE SCRIMMAGE WHEN IN WALKS VEE ]