| PAGE |
| “HIS FATHER, AGED THOUGH HE WAS, SCOUTED THE PROPOSITION AS ABSURD” | [7] |
| “AND HAMLET STALKING IN THE CORRIDORS” | [27] |
| “MY DEAR LORD, NEVER MARRY A WITTY WIFE!” | [45] |
| “BUT THEY’RE VERY SEVERE ON THE PLAY” | [61] |
| “AH, JOSEPH, YOU’RE A SAD DOG!” | [83] |
| “BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN SHY” | [95] |
| “LET ME GIVE MY CLAUDE’S WIFE A KISS” | [117] |
| MR. ECCLES MAKES HIS HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIXTH APPEARANCE AT THE POLICE COURT | [131] |
| “I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE” | [147] |
| “SHE ANNOUNCED HER INTENTION OF LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR EVER” | [171] |
| “NOT BROODING, I TRUST, DEAR?” | [185] |
| “I’D GIVE MY GENIUS FOR YOUR DIGESTION ANY DAY” | [211] |
| “FRIDAY, YOU KNOW, IS THE MEETING OF THE AGAMISTS’ LEAGUE” | [223] |
| “MYSHTICISM, DIFFICULT WORD TO SAY, MYSTICISHM” | [239] |