With The Bolsheviks In Berlin And Other Impossibilities

By Stephen Leacock


CONTENTS

[ I.—THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN AMERICA ]

[ PREFACE ]

[ CHAPTER I — On Board the S.S. America. Wednesday ]

[ CHAPTER II — City New York. 2nd Avenue ]

[ CHAPTER III ]

[ CHAPTER IV ]

[ CHAPTER V ]

[ CHAPTER VI ]

[ II.—WITH THE BOLSHEVIKS IN BERLIN ]

[ III.—AFTERNOON TEA WITH THE SULTAN ]

[ IV.—ECHOES OF THE WAR ]

[ 1.—The Boy Who Came Back ]

[ 2.—The War Sacrifices of Mr. Spugg ]

[ 3.—If Germany Had Won ]

[ 4.—War and Peace at the Galaxy Club ]

[ 5.—The War News as I Remember it ]

[ I—THE CABLE NEWS FROM RUSSIA ]

[ II—SAMPLE OF SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE ]

[ III—THE TECHNICAL WAR DESPATCHES ]

[ IV—THE WAR PROPHECIES ]

[ V—DIPLOMATIC REVELATIONS ]

[ VI—A NEW GERMAN PEACE FORMULA ]

[ VII—THE FINANCIAL NEWS ]

[ 6.—Some Just Complaints About the War ]

[ 7.—Some Startling Side Effects of the War ]

[
V.—OTHER IMPOSSIBILITIES ]

[ 1.—The Art of Conversation ]

[ Introduction to H.E. the Viceroy of India, K.C.B., ]

[ II—HOW TO OPEN A CONVERSATION ]

[ 2.—Heroes and Heroines ]

[ 3.—The Discovery of America; ]

[ 4.—Politics from Within ]

[ 5.—The Lost Illusions of Mr. Sims ]

[ 6.—Fetching the Doctor: From Recollections of Childhood in the Canadian Countryside ]