SCENE I

ENGLAND. A RIDGE IN WESSEX
[The time is a fine day in March 1805. A highway crosses the
ridge, which is near the sea, and the south coast is seen
bounding the landscape below, the open Channel extending beyond.]

SPIRITS OF THE YEARS
Hark now, and gather how the martial mood
Stirs England’s humblest hearts. Anon we’ll trace
Its heavings in the upper coteries there.

SPIRIT SINISTER
Ay; begin small, and so lead up to the greater. It is a sound
dramatic principle. I always aim to follow it in my pestilences,
fires, famines, and other comedies. And though, to be sure, I did
not in my Lisbon earthquake, I did in my French Terror, and my St.
Domingo burlesque.

SPIRIT OF THE YEARS
THY Lisbon earthquake, THY French Terror. Wait.
Thinking thou will’st, thou dost but indicate.
[A stage-coach enters, with passengers outside. Their voices
after the foregoing sound small and commonplace, as from another
medium.]

FIRST PASSENGER
There seems to be a deal of traffic over Ridgeway, even at this time
o’ year.

SECOND PASSENGER
Yes. It is because the King and Court are coming down here later
on. They wake up this part rarely!... See, now, how the Channel
and coast open out like a chart. That patch of mist below us is the
town we are bound for. There’s the Isle of Slingers beyond, like a
floating snail. That wide bay on the right is where the “Abergavenny,”
Captain John Wordsworth, was wrecked last month. One can see half
across to France up here.

FIRST PASSENGER
Half across. And then another little half, and then all that’s
behind—the Corsican mischief!

SECOND PASSENGER
Yes. People who live hereabout—I am a native of these parts—feel
the nearness of France more than they do inland.

FIRST PASSENGER
That’s why we have seen so many of these marching regiments on the
road. This year his grandest attempt upon us is to be made, I reckon.

SECOND PASSENGER
May we be ready!

FIRST PASSENGER
Well, we ought to be. We’ve had alarms enough, God knows.
[Some companies of infantry are seen ahead, and the coach presently
overtakes them.]

SOLDIERS [singing as they walk]
We be the King’s men, hale and hearty,
Marching to meet one Buonaparty;
If he won’t sail, lest the wind should blow,
We shall have marched for nothing, O!
Right fol-lol!
We be the King’s men, hale and hearty,
Marching to meet one Buonaparty;
If he be sea-sick, says “No, no!”
We shall have marched for nothing, O!
Right fol-lol!
[The soldiers draw aside, and the coach passes on.]

SECOND PASSENGER
Is there truth in it that Bonaparte wrote a letter to the King last
month?

FIRST PASSENGER
Yes, sir. A letter in his own hand, in which he expected the King
to reply to him in the same manner.

SOLDIERS [continuing, as they are left behind]
We be the King’s men, hale and hearty,
Marching to meet one Buonaparty;
Never mind, mates; we’ll be merry, though
We may have marched for nothing, O!
Right fol-lol!

THIRD PASSENGER
And was Boney’s letter friendly?

FIRST PASSENGER
Certainly, sir. He requested peace with the King.

THIRD PASSENGER
And why shouldn’t the King reply in the same manner?

FIRST PASSENGER
What! Encourage this man in an act of shameless presumption, and
give him the pleasure of considering himself the equal of the King
of England—whom he actually calls his brother!

THIRD PASSENGER
He must be taken for what he is, not for what he was; and if he calls
King George his brother it doesn’t speak badly for his friendliness.

FIRST PASSENGER
Whether or no, the King, rightly enough, did not reply in person,
but through Lord Mulgrave our Foreign Minister, to the effect that
his Britannic Majesty cannot give a specific answer till he has
communicated with the Continental powers.

THIRD PASSENGER
Both the manner and the matter of the reply are British; but a huge
mistake.

FIRST PASSENGER
Sir, am I to deem you a friend of Bonaparte, a traitor to your
country—-

THIRD PASSENGER
Damn my wig, sir, if I’ll be called a traitor by you or any Court
sycophant at all at all!
[He unpacks a case of pistols.]

SECOND PASSENGER
Gentlemen forbear, forbear! Should such differences be suffered to
arise on a spot where we may, in less than three months, be fighting
for our very existence? This is foolish, I say. Heaven alone, who
reads the secrets of this man’s heart, can tell what his meaning and
intent may be, and if his letter has been answered wisely or no.
[The coach is stopped to skid the wheel for the descent of the
hill, and before it starts again a dusty horseman overtakes it.]

SEVERAL PASSENGERS
A London messenger! [To horseman] Any news, sir? We are from
Bristol only.

HORSEMAN
Yes; much. We have declared war against Spain, an error giving
vast delight to France. Bonaparte says he will date his next
dispatches from London, and the landing of his army may be daily
expected.
[Exit horseman.]

THIRD PASSENGER
Sir, I apologize. He’s not to be trusted! War is his name, and
aggression is with him!
[He repacks the pistols. A silence follows. The coach and
passengers move downwards and disappear towards the coast.]

SPIRIT OF THE PITIES
Ill chanced it that the English monarch George
Did not respond to the said Emperor!

SPIRIT SINISTER
I saw good sport therein, and paean’d the Will
To unimpel so stultifying a move!
Which would have marred the European broil,
And sheathed all swords, and silenced every gun
That riddles human flesh.

SPIRIT OF THE PITIES
O say no more;
If aught could gratify the Absolute
’Twould verily be thy censure, not thy praise!

SPIRIT OF THE YEARS
The ruling was that we should witness things
And not dispute them. To the drama, then.
Emprizes over-Channel are the key
To this land’s stir and ferment.—Thither we.
[Clouds gather over the scene, and slowly open elsewhere.]