CONTENTS.


PAGE

Preface

[iii]

The Pugsley Papers

[1]

An Ancient Concert; by a Venerable Director

[19]

A Letter from an Emigrant

[23]

Sonnet on Steam; by an Under-Ostler

[27]

A Report from Below

[28]

The Last Shilling

[32]

Ode to M. Brunel

[38]

The Death of the Dominie

[41]

Over the Way

[44]

A Plan for Writing Blank Verse in Rhyme, in a Letter to the Editor

[48]

A Letter from a Market Gardener to the Secretary of the Horticultural Society

[52]

Domestic Asides; or Truth in Parenthesis

[55]

Black, White, and Brown

[57]

[Epigrams—]

Composed on Reading a Diary lately published

[64]

The Last Wish

[65]

The Devil’s Album

[65]

The Schoolmaster Abroad

[66]

The Lost Heir

[74]

[Sketches on the Road—]

The Observer

[81]

The Contrast

[82]

John Day; a pathetic ballad

[85]

The Parish Revolution

[89]

The Furlough; an Irish anecdote

[101]

Number One; versified from the prose of a Young Lady

[104]

The Drowning Ducks

[107]

An Assent to the Summut of Mount Blank

[111]

Sally Simpkin’s Lament; or John Jones’s Kit-Cat-Astrophe

[115]

A Horse-Dealer

[117]

The Fall

[120]

The Illuminati

[122]

Sonnet

[130]

The Steam Service

[131]

A Lay of Real Life

[136]

A Valentine. The Weather—To P. Murphy, Esq., M.N.S.

[137]

The Elland Meeting

[139]

Poem,—from the Polish

[150]

A Step-father

[154]

Conveyancing

[157]

A Letter from a Settler for Life in Van Diemen’s Land

[160]

Sonnet

[164]

A Serio-Comic Reminiscence

[165]

Epicurean Reminiscences of a Sentimentalist

[169]

Saint Mark’s Eve—A tale of the olden time

[172]

I’m not a Single Man

[180]

A Greenwich Pensioner

[184]

The Burning of the Love Letter

[186]

Sketches on the Road

[187]

The Apparition

[191]

The Discovery

[193]

Little O’P.—An African Fact

[197]

The Debutante

[199]

The Angler’s Farewell

[206]

Popping the Question

[208]

Sea Song

[214]

The Black and White Question

[216]

Stanzas on Coming of Age

[229]

The Pillory

[235]

A singular Exhibition at Somerset House

[239]

The Yeomanry

[243]

An Unfavourable Review

[247]

I’m going to Bombay

[256]

Look before you Leap

[260]

Ode—To the Advocates Removal of Smithfield Market

[264]

Drawn for a Soldier

[269]

Ode for St. Cecilia’s Eve

[272]

Reflections on Water

[279]

A Blow-up

[284]

The Wooden Leg

[290]

The Ghost—A very Serious Ballad

[295]

A Tale of the Great Plague

[298]

Ode to Madame Hengler, Firework-maker to Vauxhall

[304]

Rhyme and Reason

[308]

The Double Knock

[310]

A Foxhunter

[311]

Bailey Ballads

[314]

Lines to Mary—No. I

[317]

No. II.

[319]

No. III.

[320]

Letter—from a Parish Clerk in Barbadoes to one in Hampshire, with an Enclosure

[321]

French and English

[326]

Our Village

[329]

The Scrape Book

[335]

A True Story

[339]

The Sorrows of an Undertaker

[343]

The Carelesse Nurse Mayd

[347]

To Fanny

[349]

The Fancy Fair

[352]

Poems, by a Poor Gentleman

[357]

Stanzas—written under the Fear of Bailiffs

[360]

Sonnet—written in a Workhouse

[360]

Sonnet—A Somnambulist

[361]

Fugitive Lines on Pawning my Watch

[361]

The Life of Zimmerman (by Himself)

[364]

The Portrait; being an apology for not making an Attempt on my own Life

[369]

The Compass, with Variations

[375]

Summer—A Winter Eclogue

[382]

Pair’d not match’d

[390]

The Duel—A Serious Ballad

[394]

The Rope Dancer—An Extravaganza, after Rabelais

[397]

Sonnet to Vauxhall

[410]

Ode to Mr. Malthus

[411]

A Good Direction

[416]

The Pleasures of Sporting

[418]

There’s no Romance in that

[424]

The Abstraction

[429]

A Waterloo Ballad

[435]

Miller Redivivus

[440]

A Zoological Report

[444]

Literary Reminiscences

[448]

Shooting Pains

[458]

The Schoolmaster’s Motto

[462]

HOOD’S OWN:
OR, LAUGHTER FROM YEAR TO YEAR.

A PASTORALE IN A FLAT.